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Anonymous #1
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so some fat chick wants to fuck me
#7672611 - 11/23/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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what should i do, give it up or just go for head?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7672627 - 11/23/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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will she be using a strapon?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7672690 - 11/23/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hopefully
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Anonymous #4
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7672733 - 11/23/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dry smash her shit box.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7672763 - 11/23/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fat girls are usually AMAZING at giving head. It's because they have to try hard to get attention and they're willing to do anything to please.
Now when it comes to fucking fat girls (by the way I have a decent amount of experience with this) ...it's not so bad. Sure, they're not super-models. But, you'll still get off. 
Here's how my typical experience with a fat girl has gone:
You meet the girl. She's usually a friend of a friend and you're at a bar or party where alcohol is a factor. She takes a liking to you. She's lonely and desperate and it's obvious. You start talking to her and within 20 seconds you realize that you are going to at least get a blowjob off of or get laid by said girl.
So, we usually end up going back to her place. We sit on her couch and try to make it seem like we're just "hanging out" but we both damn well know that I'm about to drill her out. We start kissing and such. I need to be careful at how we position ourselves because she could easily injure me (I'm barely 140 pounds). Then we move to her bedroom. I put my hands up her shirt and I need to navigate past a beach ball sized gut to get to her boobs. The usual stuff follows (she puts her hand down my pants, I finger her, etc..). Then she says, "Let's have sex".
This is where it gets weird. The girl outweighs me by a good 60 pounds but I know I'm going to hit it anyway. I'm thinking, "Here I go again". She takes off her clothes and I do the same. I crawl on top of her like she's some cellulite-filled bean bag. The girl is nasty but I'm horny enough to ignore that feeling. Sometimes I have to close my eyes and imagine I'm somewhere else. She pants, "I'm on the pill...cum in me". So, I do it. Then I leave. She's like, "What's your number". I sometimes give her a fake one.
Fuck.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7672830 - 11/23/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Fat girls are usually AMAZING at giving head. It's because they have to try hard to get attention and they're willing to do anything to please.
Now when it comes to fucking fat girls (by the way I have a decent amount of experience with this) ...it's not so bad. Sure, they're not super-models. But, you'll still get off. 
Here's how my typical experience with a fat girl has gone:
You meet the girl. She's usually a friend of a friend and you're at a bar or party where alcohol is a factor. She takes a liking to you. She's lonely and desperate and it's obvious. You start talking to her and within 20 seconds you realize that you are going to at least get a blowjob off of or get laid by said girl.
So, we usually end up going back to her place. We sit on her couch and try to make it seem like we're just "hanging out" but we both damn well know that I'm about to drill her out. We start kissing and such. I need to be careful at how we position ourselves because she could easily injure me (I'm barely 140 pounds). Then we move to her bedroom. I put my hands up her shirt and I need to navigate past a beach ball sized gut to get to her boobs. The usual stuff follows (she puts her hand down my pants, I finger her, etc..). Then she says, "Let's have sex".
This is where it gets weird. The girl outweighs me by a good 60 pounds but I know I'm going to hit it anyway. I'm thinking, "Here I go again". She takes off her clothes and I do the same. I crawl on top of her like she's some cellulite-filled bean bag. The girl is nasty but I'm horny enough to ignore that feeling. Sometimes I have to close my eyes and imagine I'm somewhere else. She pants, "I'm on the pill...cum in me". So, I do it. Then I leave. She's like, "What's your number". I sometimes give her a fake one.
Fuck.
I declare this on the top 3 most pathetic threads I've read this year. Congratulations, you suck!
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Anonymous #6
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7672870 - 11/23/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am repulsed by fat girls. I wouldnt even give one the pleasure of sucking my dick.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7672879 - 11/23/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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and on another note, this guy is funkin retarded, he cummed inside of a fat chick! What, do you want to have a bunch of fat-assed babies?
lol fat girls that want to get pregnant and have more fat assed babies will tell idiot desperate guys like this they are on the pill just to get a baby. Sheezus christ, at least use a condom or two or three.
No matter how drunk i am, id never fuck a fatty
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Anonymous #5
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7672979 - 11/23/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I declare this on the top 3 most pathetic threads I've read this year. Congratulations, you suck!
I aim to please.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7673016 - 11/24/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: No matter how drunk i am, id never fuck a fatty
yeah...no shit
I'd sooner fuck a corpse then a fattie
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7673049 - 11/24/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: No matter how drunk i am, id never fuck a fatty
yeah...no shit
I'd sooner fuck a corpse then a fattie
It must be really cool to fuck a corpse and then a fattie
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Anonymous #5
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7673058 - 11/24/07 12:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've fucked fat girls that were such deadfucks they might as well have been corpses.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7673092 - 11/24/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: No matter how drunk i am, id never fuck a fatty
yeah...no shit
I'd sooner fuck a corpse then a fattie
Oh Muppet, what would this place be without you.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7673093 - 11/24/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i got raped by a fatchick
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Anonymous #9
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7673105 - 11/24/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fat chicks are hot. You guys are just gay. Have fun with your hard edges and protruding ribs, fags.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7673124 - 11/24/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you lick a fat chicks clit they giggle,like the feeling is just enough to make them....giggle
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Anonymous #6
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7673140 - 11/24/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: if you lick a fat chicks clit they giggle,like the feeling is just enough to make them....giggle
i would vomit, and then go hang myself for committing such a discusting deed
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Anonymous #7
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7673170 - 11/24/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: if you lick a fat chicks clit they giggle,like the feeling is just enough to make them....giggle
i would vomit, and then go hang myself for committing such a discusting deed
I almost did, when I managed that one
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Anonymous #10
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7673415 - 11/24/07 02:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: She pants, "I'm on the pill...cum in me". So, I do it.
Thats just fucking stupid.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: so some fat chick wants to fuck me [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7675675 - 11/24/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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well... depends how fat that bitch really is. i got a couple of fat arses who wouldnt mind a suck on my meat atm.. but none of em are remotly pretty.. so they dont get the dick..if shes fit - poke her brains out
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