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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s cock!


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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A woman visits her doctor complaing of a strange feeling in her lower stomach.
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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What's grosser than gross? Siamese twins attached at the mouth and one throws up.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Hear about the good Catholic priest who gave up his celibacy for Lent?


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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:rofl2: do you guys want more?


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Maybe if you put them all in one post. heh...did you looks those up or are they off the top of your head?


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"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the estabilished authorities are wrong."

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: morphius2661]
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lol im just getting them off of random sites,


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Very entertaining Junky.. Im stoned right now, so Im probly finding them more funny than they are, though. =D

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: morphius2661]
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morphius2661 said:
A guy walked into a drugstore & asked the pharmacist if they carried birth control pills. The pharmacist informed the man that they did, but also told him they were for women. The man acknowledged that he knew that, that they were for his twelve year old daughter. The pharmacist asked, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man thought for a moment & responded, "No, she just lays there like her mother."

:downsrim:


:rofl::bow: The little smiley rim shot guy after the joke just made me laugh extremely hard.


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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Good work everybody, very good work indeed.

Here's a few before I shuffle off to bed.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

That is all!


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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: theorganicdomino]
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris falls into water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

God I love good ol chuck

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: capnkirk]
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Whats the best part of fucking twentyeight year olds? Theres 20 of them.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: fapjack]
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What's the difference between an Italian and a bench?


























A bench can support a family of four



Have you heard about the newest car in Israel? It stops on a dime and picks it up


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
Whats the best part of fucking twentyeight year olds? Theres 20 of them.


My new favorite. 5 for you!

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