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Crummy joke, feel free to add your own
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What's worse than finding 10 babies in a bin?

Finding 1 baby in 10 bins!


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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: theorganicdomino]
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:lol:

I just told that exact joke yesterday, but in American English...

What's worse than finding 10 dead babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

That's fucking weird you posted this today... :tinfoil:

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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How do you tell the difference between a straight owl and a gay owl?

A straight owl says, "Hoo, Hoo..."

A gay owl says, "Yoohoo"

Don't be mad at me. My old lady told me that one.

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: theorganicdomino]
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what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

smells like carrots


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Not all who wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: truffleupagus]
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Cuz' they're dying to get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: Apollyphelion]
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What do you get when you stab an infant?
An errection.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: fapjack]
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Haha.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Here's my ice breaker in social situations, everyone has heard it...

"So there's two cannibals on a deserted island and they're eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and says does this taste funny to you?"

That joke is kind of my version of no soap radio, where I judge the person by their reaction and use that to decide whether I want to associate with them anymore or not.


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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what's black and blue and hates sex?

the little boy in my trunk.

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: ApJunkie]
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ApJunkie said:
what's black and blue and hates sex?

the little boy in my trunk.


:hehehe:


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: theorganicdomino]
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whats the best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl in a shower?












































































































































If you slick her hair back she looks like 10 year old boy!:awesome:


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?














Christopher Walken


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"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the estabilished authorities are wrong."

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: morphius2661]
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A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?"
Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob."
So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out.
"Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries.
"Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"
The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Whats black and sits at the top of stairwells? Paraplegic after a housefire.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Whats pink and sticky and crawls up young girls legs? A homesick abortion.


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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A guy walked into a drugstore & asked the pharmacist if they carried birth control pills. The pharmacist informed the man that they did, but also told him they were for women. The man acknowledged that he knew that, that they were for his twelve year old daughter. The pharmacist asked, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man thought for a moment & responded, "No, she just lays there like her mother."

:downsrim:


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Re: Crummy joke, feel free to add your own [Re: morphius2661]
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Doctor: It's bad news, you have Cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have Cancer


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