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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Watch a full length porno, rub one out, take notes(or vice versa), remove evidence, repeat what you saw. Make sure to get the right kind of porn too, this is very important.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Idiot]
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So scat would be out of the question? :wink:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Meat_hod]
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Meat_hod said:
Get together, and say that you don't want to feel pressured to have sex, and that if it happens, it happens, but if not, thats wicked too.

it will make both of you a lot more at ease.

Being playful and funny is really sweet too...usually i'm yelling something along the lines of...."oh fuck my chimpanzee pussy Tarzan!", or something along those lines, it gets out of hand sometimes, haha.

as long as she looks like she is enjoying it, things are probably all good.  And yeah, go really slow, unless it's really heated, in that case fast and hard may be in order.

and of course, communicate! ask her what she likes, if it feels good..etc..etc..  also, saying that your enjoying it is a great idea as well.

good luck!

and keep it real.


Thanks for the advice. I'll definitely do that. :thumbup:

...Minus the chimpanzee pussy Tarzan part. :wink:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Meat_hod]
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Quote:
usually i'm yelling something along the lines of...."oh fuck my chimpanzee pussy Tarzan!", 


Yikes... something like that is one of those few things that might just kill the mood for me :lol:

How am I supposed to stop picturing myself fucking a chimpanzee? :crazy:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Welp, I'm heading out.

I'll let you guys know what goes down. :grin:

:doggystyle:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Take a camera


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
Take a camera


pics or it didn't happen!


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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That's our policy here :yesnod:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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damn straight :lol:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: TurntableJunky]
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It's like your avatar but not nearly as hot.:crazy2:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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so how was it?!


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Meat_hod]
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woot! update needed

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: memes]
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I'm so fuckied up right now, but im bumping this so I'll remember to update in the morning. :grin;

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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sex is over rated..


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
So scat would be out of the question? :wink:


Its hard to get a girl to do scat on the first night.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Hashbar]
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Hashbar said:
Its hard to get a girl to do scat on the first night.


Yeah, if you have no game.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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fuckied up LOL


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
I figured I'd eat a klonopin to calm me down and to make me last longer. :grin:

So starting out slow is a good idea. I know different chicks like different things so I suppose I could ask her how she likes it.

Missionary is pretty much out of the question seeing as I'm 6'5 and she's about 5'4. It's a lot harder than you think! hahaha


Dude... Not out of the question at all! I'm 6'6" and was fucking a chick that was 4'9" for a few months.

Get creative.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? *DELETED* [Re: Gumby]
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Post deleted by VoidOfsPg

Reason for deletion: :P


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
Things I've learned through out this entire sutiation:

1) Blonds give the best head.
2) Sex in public tends to ruin the mood. (I live in a party town so my town is infested with drunkards.)
3) Sex is an awkward thing. It's funny, it's unorganized, and it's sweaty. But all in all, it's totally worth it. :thumbup:


That's what you learned?  Wow, you really have only been with two girls huh?  Unlearn those 3 things, and perhaps you'll get laid by a third someday.

Congrats by the way!  :headbanger:


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