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Invisibleswm
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Phluck]
    #3865692 - 03/04/05 01:17 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't had sex in about 2 years..beat that.I'm not a virgin,I'm just not very social.Most would call it a loser.
Yeah,I get horny I just don't stick my dick in everything that says yes.
Flame me all you want:)


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: duster]
    #3865702 - 03/04/05 01:20 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

once you hit the one year mark you stop counting the days  :crying:  oh well, it won't be much longer, i can feel it. this has been the longest celibacy stretch since my virginity days. booooo! :thumbdown:


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865707 - 03/04/05 01:21 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Ahhhh...quit complaining, at least your not a virgin.  :tongue2: It'll be a miracle if I ever get laid.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Todcasil]
    #3865712 - 03/04/05 01:23 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

/me scampers away with todcasil :grin:


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3865716 - 03/04/05 01:23 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

no way man, it'll happen. you are too cool, i'm surprised no chica has seen this already!


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865722 - 03/04/05 01:25 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Ehhhhh, I can't play the game....and they don't seem to like nice, weird druggies.....can't Imagine why.  :lol:


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865778 - 03/04/05 01:42 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

how on earth do you guys go for months without sex? One month is a long time for me - that's the point where I am just sex-crazed. During dryspells, I [sadly] will just go hookup with random girls at bars...or fuck-friendly girls that I know.


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865795 - 03/04/05 01:48 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i'm not much for random hook-ups, though it has been done. it's been a wierd year in my life, sex just hasn't needed to be a part of it. plus i moved across the country to where i didn't know anyone and lost all my "fuck-friendly" girls :lol: i'm not too worried about it, things happen when they happen.


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865797 - 03/04/05 01:49 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

be a man
use your hand


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865803 - 03/04/05 01:51 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I agree with bi0, sex comes easy..Maybe it's because i'm still a teenager? (18) A month is a long time to go without sex, and to be honest with you. I'm surprised i'm not with a girl right now. This weekend will be fun though. i'm rolling with some girls.


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865807 - 03/04/05 01:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

nooooo! masturbation is wrong! i'll go to hell if i touch myself there. hey can i really get a free ps2 if i accept christ? that'd almost be worth it.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865808 - 03/04/05 01:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

its been a while but on the other hand ive been gettin bjs almost everyday..


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: camelsmoker]
    #3865812 - 03/04/05 01:57 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

camelsmoker said:
its been a while but on the other hand ive been gettin bjs almost everyday..




hey that's an excellent point..are we talking the last time since any sexual encounter whatsoever? or just intercourse? cause if you're including other stuff, then that cuts down my dry spell to just a few weeks.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865831 - 03/04/05 02:06 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

lol mine is two days if thats true


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Check out www.alexgrey.com! He does tools artwork from lateralus.
No harm can come from questioning. "Best" case scenerio: You prove it right without relying on the fact that it is widely accepted. Argument strengthened. "Worst" case scenerio: You realize you might have been wrong. The new answer might or might not be what you want to hear, but it beats defending yourself with bullshit.
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: Hendostan]
    #3865840 - 03/04/05 02:09 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

6 months ago.. about a year before that was the second to last time i had sex. and a 2 years before that i had sex everyday for about a year, and before that i didnt have any sex for 18 years.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: duster]
    #3865842 - 03/04/05 02:10 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i had sex 3 days ago.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: 40oz]
    #3865847 - 03/04/05 02:14 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

You're a pimp like that.  :penis:


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: CherryBom]
    #3865855 - 03/04/05 02:16 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

sex is great


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OfflineTomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: 40oz]
    #3865877 - 03/04/05 02:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Nobody else that has had a dry spell as long as me is evoking any sympathy, so I'll just say it's been a looooonnnnng time. I'm not really stressing it too bad, though. The longer I go, the less I want to go run out and hump some random chick. I'll just wait and keep my eyes open, and hopefully, some little sweatheart will stumble into my life sometime soon. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, anyways.


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Re: Last time you had sex? [Re: 40oz]
    #3865879 - 03/04/05 02:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

*Edit*

I double posted. Oops.


Edited by Tomatadunothing (03/04/05 02:24 AM)


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