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duster
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Last time you had sex?

#3865489 - 03/03/05 10:30 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

C'mon now people don't lie it's just the *internet*

me.. i dont remmeber too much drugs :grin:

:grin:

:sad:

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Vvellum
Stranger

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865493 - 03/03/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

couple days ago.

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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus

Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865502 - 03/03/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Sometime in my last life. :frown:

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Rono
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865508 - 03/03/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Last time you had sex?

You mean with someone else?... :wink:

:wink:

It's been about 3 weeks, but I've been somewhat of a working hermit lately.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Dark_Star]
#3865509 - 03/03/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

honestly, about 45 mins ago. then i got a steak and cheese and a can o coke. lucky me. and best of all: it was all free. except the sex.

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Psychoactive1984
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Dark_Star]
#3865510 - 03/03/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Do we get a reward by completing this? Or are we just showing off?

As long as it's the pub... might as well act like it.. do animals count (or is that OTD, get confused sometimes)? :lol:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Rono]
#3865511 - 03/03/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Well until last night it had been over a year.

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865521 - 03/03/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

4 1/2 months ago........

:shake:

:shake:

:nonono:

But, the pheromones are going to change all that!!

:grin:

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adrug

Registered: 02/04/03
Posts: 15,800

Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Foolish_Heart]
#3865526 - 03/03/05 10:40 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

its been months and months and months. but don't worry about me, I'LL BE FINE! :nut:

:nut:

:smirk:

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fearfect

Registered: 01/15/04
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: adrug]
#3865529 - 03/03/05 10:42 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

what is sex?

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#3865552 - 03/03/05 10:46 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

I remember posting a thread advertising that I was looking for sex from a shroomery girl. I got no takers.

:bitch:

:bitch:

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duster
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#3865562 - 03/03/05 10:49 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I remember posting a thread advertising that I was looking for sex from a shroomery girl. I got no takers.

ROFL

:thumbup:

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duster
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: fearfect]
#3865569 - 03/03/05 10:51 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

fearfect said:
what is sex?

SEX : The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions.

oh aye adrug.. can i stick my penis into your vagina make b00m b00m shakalaka shitty shitty bang bang :laugh:

:laugh:

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adrug

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865584 - 03/03/05 10:53 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

:lol:

ya know, I'm pretty sure you can't!

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EvilEwok
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865631 - 03/03/05 11:04 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

I got you all beat...NEVER

*High fives* Wait, Oh shit :sad:

:sad:

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Liz
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: adrug]
#3865635 - 03/03/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

for me it's been pretty close to 24 hours. /me goes to fix that :smirk:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: EvilEwok]
#3865636 - 03/03/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

/me high fives evil ewok and runs away with adrug.

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CherryBom
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Todcasil]
#3865644 - 03/03/05 11:07 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

I'm gonna have to say one month. Almost to the day.

:crazy:

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Phluck
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865651 - 03/03/05 11:08 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Like 5 months or something.

It sucks. :thumbdown:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Phluck]
#3865658 - 03/03/05 11:10 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

its been since last august. and i didnt enjoy it either. :sad:

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swm
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Phluck]
#3865692 - 03/03/05 11:17 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

I haven't had sex in about 2 years..beat that.I'm not a virgin,I'm just not very social.Most would call it a loser.
Yeah,I get horny I just don't stick my dick in everything that says yes.
Flame me all you want:)

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Hendostan

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865702 - 03/03/05 11:20 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

once you hit the one year mark you stop counting the days :crying:

:crying:

oh well, it won't be much longer, i can feel it. this has been the longest celibacy stretch since my virginity days. booooo! :thumbdown:

:thumbdown:

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Dark_Star
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865707 - 03/03/05 11:21 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Ahhhh...quit complaining, at least your not a virgin. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

It'll be a miracle if I ever get laid.

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adrug

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Todcasil]
#3865712 - 03/03/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

/me scampers away with todcasil :grin:

:grin:

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Hendostan

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Posts: 4,444

Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Dark_Star]
#3865716 - 03/03/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

no way man, it'll happen. you are too cool, i'm surprised no chica has seen this already!

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Dark_Star
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865722 - 03/03/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Ehhhhh, I can't play the game....and they don't seem to like nice, weird druggies.....can't Imagine why. :lol:

:lol:

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Vvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865778 - 03/03/05 11:42 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

how on earth do you guys go for months without sex? One month is a long time for me - that's the point where I am just sex-crazed. During dryspells, I [sadly] will just go hookup with random girls at bars...or fuck-friendly girls that I know.

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Hendostan

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865795 - 03/03/05 11:48 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

i'm not much for random hook-ups, though it has been done. it's been a wierd year in my life, sex just hasn't needed to be a part of it. plus i moved across the country to where i didn't know anyone and lost all my "fuck-friendly" girls :lol:

:lol:

i'm not too worried about it, things happen when they happen.

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Vvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865797 - 03/03/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

be a man
use your hand

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ShroomGuy86
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865803 - 03/03/05 11:51 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

I agree with bi0, sex comes easy..Maybe it's because i'm still a teenager? (18) A month is a long time to go without sex, and to be honest with you. I'm surprised i'm not with a girl right now. This weekend will be fun though. i'm rolling with some girls.

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Hendostan

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865807 - 03/03/05 11:53 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

nooooo! masturbation is wrong! i'll go to hell if i touch myself there. hey can i really get a free ps2 if i accept christ? that'd almost be worth it.

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camelsmoker
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865808 - 03/03/05 11:53 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

its been a while but on the other hand ive been gettin bjs almost everyday..

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Hendostan

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: camelsmoker]
#3865812 - 03/03/05 11:57 PM (18 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

camelsmoker said:
its been a while but on the other hand ive been gettin bjs almost everyday..

hey that's an excellent point..are we talking the last time since any sexual encounter whatsoever? or just intercourse? cause if you're including other stuff, then that cuts down my dry spell to just a few weeks.

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camelsmoker
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865831 - 03/04/05 12:06 AM (18 years, 27 days ago)

lol mine is two days if thats true

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Hendostan]
#3865840 - 03/04/05 12:09 AM (18 years, 27 days ago)

6 months ago.. about a year before that was the second to last time i had sex. and a 2 years before that i had sex everyday for about a year, and before that i didnt have any sex for 18 years.

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40oz

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865842 - 03/04/05 12:10 AM (18 years, 27 days ago)

i had sex 3 days ago.

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CherryBom
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: 40oz]
#3865847 - 03/04/05 12:14 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

You're a pimp like that. :penis:

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ShroomGuy86
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: CherryBom]
#3865855 - 03/04/05 12:16 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

sex is great

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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: 40oz]
#3865877 - 03/04/05 12:22 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Nobody else that has had a dry spell as long as me is evoking any sympathy, so I'll just say it's been a looooonnnnng time. I'm not really stressing it too bad, though. The longer I go, the less I want to go run out and hump some random chick. I'll just wait and keep my eyes open, and hopefully, some little sweatheart will stumble into my life sometime soon. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, anyways.

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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: 40oz]
#3865879 - 03/04/05 12:22 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

*Edit*

I double posted. Oops.

Edited by Tomatadunothing (03/04/05 12:24 AM)

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TODAY
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Posts: 10,218
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865888 - 03/04/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

three or four weeks ago i think.

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Vvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Tomatadunothing]
#3865890 - 03/04/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

how long?

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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865899 - 03/04/05 12:28 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Over a year.

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Silversoul
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865919 - 03/04/05 12:36 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

November 15, 2003. Ya, it's been a while.

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TODAY
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Silversoul]
#3865922 - 03/04/05 12:36 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

wow, we all suck!! i thought it was just me that isn't getting it on.

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Vvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Silversoul]
#3865923 - 03/04/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

you realize its 2005 now, right?

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Silversoul
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3865936 - 03/04/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Yes, I do realize that, bi0. I guess I'm a lot like swm. I'm just not very social. Also, I'm not too keen on bar sluts, and sex isn't really that big a deal to me. I'm more concerned about finding a good girlfriend than banging sluts all the time, though neither of those options are looking very good for me right now.

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duster
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: TODAY]
#3865960 - 03/04/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

TODAY said:
wow, we all suck!! i thought it was just me that isn't getting it on.

haha tru dat :cool:

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3865988 - 03/04/05 12:55 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I got a new girlfriend! My celibate days are over! Here's her picture:

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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#3866004 - 03/04/05 01:00 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Dude. What's my girlfriend oing at your house?

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Tomatadunothing]
#3866015 - 03/04/05 01:03 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Dude. What's my girlfriend oing at your house?

She's a slut. She's on my dick ALL day.

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Vvellum
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Silversoul]
#3866017 - 03/04/05 01:04 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I'm just teasing you man...calm down killer.

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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3866022 - 03/04/05 01:05 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Fucking Palmela. That bitch gets around behind my back.

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Silversoul
Rhizome

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Vvellum]
#3866033 - 03/04/05 01:09 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I am calm. If I gave the appearance of giving a fuck, I apologize.

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Todcasil
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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Silversoul]
#3866255 - 03/04/05 02:10 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

if i gave the appearance of being dead sexy i apologize to all of you for stealing all the available women.

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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

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40oz

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: CherryBom]
#3866317 - 03/04/05 02:26 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

CherryBomb said:
You're a pimp like that.

:grin:

what can i say? im obsessed with the opposite sex :shrug:

:shrug:

:grin:

:heart:

i'm seriously having withdrawls already....
but reading more than half these threads im thinking:

HOLYFUCKINGSHITthelasttimeyouhadsexwas2yearsago??? :eek:

:eek:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: 40oz]
#3866356 - 03/04/05 02:32 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

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fortyounces2freedom said:
HOLYFUCKINGSHITthelasttimeyouhadsexwas2yearsago???

We can't all be pimps like you, forty.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867208 - 03/04/05 10:14 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Not since June...

Its not that I cant get laid. To be honest, most weekends I turn it down from some girl at a party or bar. Im just tired of fuckin for the sake of fuckin I guess. That and when I start getting it, its all I think about. Then I get jack shit done, which gets me really depressed and its a mess.

Right now there arent any chicks Im into... or that I can stand long enough to actually have sex with. Oh well, soon enough I will travel and my annual summer flings from around the country and or world will begin once again hehe

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3867231 - 03/04/05 10:25 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Last time I had sex two years ago or so :crazy2:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867249 - 03/04/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Last time for me was about two years ago as well, its no biggie though. I would much rather have a girl that I wanna hang out with and such, than to just hook up with some random chick. :smile:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867256 - 03/04/05 10:35 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

:yesnod:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867272 - 03/04/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

In early 2000 :iloveyou:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3867302 - 03/04/05 10:52 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I'm coming up on 3 years now. :shocked:

:shocked:

I don't feel any particular urge to go out and have sex with someone I don't know incredibly well.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3867306 - 03/04/05 10:53 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

My last time was about 2 months ago.

The longest I've went without was over a year.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867353 - 03/04/05 11:05 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

just got done a few minutes ago

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867371 - 03/04/05 11:09 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

So you had sex, then logged into the shroomery...hehe.

Ever have sex while ON the shroomery?

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867382 - 03/04/05 11:11 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

with someone else? :crazy2:

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jk

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867426 - 03/04/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867452 - 03/04/05 11:29 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I'm visiting a friend. Give me a couple of days and I'll report back.

My answer to this topic will change. :grin:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867469 - 03/04/05 11:32 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

my rendez-vous is tonight! :smile:

:smile:

i'm going to my gf's house at 10:30pm, and i'm entering her room by the window, like a spy on a mission! :wink:

:wink:

i usually do this every wekeend, and it sometimes lasts until like 4 in the morning

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867542 - 03/04/05 11:50 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

This morning, twice. God it was great.

Dont you love when you wake up and your girl is on one side and you feel someone on your other side and realize that your girl brought her friend over for you. And then you remember the crazy sex yall had all night long. And then they both snuggle up, one on each side and you feel like a fucking king.

Ya, that was this morning. And then, i inoculated some jars. Today is gonna be a good day!

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867559 - 03/04/05 11:53 AM (18 years, 26 days ago)

i'd imagine

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867589 - 03/04/05 12:02 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Somehow I don't believe you, but it would definatley be very fun if that happened.

Last time I had sex was not last night but the night before, I was "to drunk to fuck" last night.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867593 - 03/04/05 12:04 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Its not that I cant get laid. To be honest, most weekends I turn it down from some girl at a party or bar. Im just tired of fuckin for the sake of fuckin I guess.

You're an asshole. :smirk:

:smirk:

I would like to be in your "turning down sex left and right" world. You want to trade lives?

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867596 - 03/04/05 12:05 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

i_rage_against said:
Somehow I don't believe you, but it would definatley be very fun if that happened.

I've had a friend invite me over to "have fun and share" her boyfriend once. It was awesome.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867613 - 03/04/05 12:12 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

about 4 days ago... before the poison ivy appeared and made sex too painful :frown:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: Noviseer]
#3867690 - 03/04/05 12:27 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

damn desiree... seems like a lot more people have done the 3some thing and enjoyed it that i thought

i need to meet more open-minded women, it seems like they all become robots about that shit at a certain age <sigh>

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3867724 - 03/04/05 12:36 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

never. it'll also soon be a year since i even last kissed someone.

oh well..

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: moog]
#3867757 - 03/04/05 12:46 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

are you abstaining purposly?

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: SoK]
#3867870 - 03/04/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

what, hells no. i just have serious issues with intimacy which prevent me from getting anywhere close to having sex.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: moog]
#3867889 - 03/04/05 01:09 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

lol, got ya. that sucks though, wish i could help but it might be a bit akward confesing your intimate "issues" on a message board, lol

good luck though, "good things cum to those who wait"

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3867961 - 03/04/05 01:24 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

About a week ago.

If it were up to me It'd be every night... but its not

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3868028 - 03/04/05 01:41 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

well about 12 hrs ago. it was about 4am, we were both really stoned from this new white rhino that my boy harvested a little while ago, and that I just picked up last night, and decided to use my bubbler (something we haven't used in months) Needless to say, we were more stoned than we have been in about a year. So we are about to pass out when I start uh.. rubbing around down there. And she says she is too tired to get up there. I said ok, can I, I may fall asleep but i'll try. She said, aimless humping sure. and that was that...

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3868032 - 03/04/05 01:42 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

i just meant i have a fear of intimacy. i don't where it comes from but just being alone with someone else makes me extremely uncomfortable. :shrug:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3868076 - 03/04/05 01:50 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

like 30 mins ago

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3868087 - 03/04/05 01:54 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

I still get the sense that quite a few of you are lying with the whole "just a second ago" I've seen more than normal members post that and if you guys are all fucking THAT much then the world is bout to end i dunno :confused:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3868919 - 03/04/05 04:25 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

alot fewer repleys then I thought I'd get... I take it alot of you are virgins hehe :wink:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3868995 - 03/04/05 04:46 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

is it that abnormal for alot of guys age say 18-30 to be having sex on a regular basis??

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: moog]
#3869055 - 03/04/05 04:56 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

fuck in a club. ;D

Anyway, yeah ive done it while logged onto the shroomery...more than once most likely.
My last was about a month ago. Me and the gf are taking a break. Ya know, gotta remain a bit of a challenge.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3869083 - 03/04/05 05:00 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

2 weeks ago. I felt great for a few days after that.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3869196 - 03/04/05 05:26 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

To quote the band Dystopia,"Nobody loves me. I only love myself"

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3869229 - 03/04/05 05:36 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

duster said:
I still get the sense that quite a few of you are lying with the whole "just a second ago" I've seen more than normal members post that and if you guys are all fucking THAT much then the world is bout to end i dunno

Its 1:30 in the mornin, and i had sex twenty minutes ago :finger:

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no condom sex is awesome

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3869752 - 03/04/05 07:22 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

October

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: moog]
#3879830 - 03/06/05 08:53 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

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moog said:
never. it'll also soon be a year since i even last kissed someone.

oh well..

I've never even done that..... :frown:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

[Re: duster]
#3879860 - 03/06/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

About 6 years.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880072 - 03/06/05 09:22 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
Quote:

moog said:
never. it'll also soon be a year since i even last kissed someone.

oh well..

I've never even done that.....

How old are you? I didn't have my first kiss until after I graduated from High School, and interestingly enough, I lost my virginity a few months later.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880098 - 03/06/05 09:26 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

20....this kind of shit used to bother me, but not that much anymore. It's all part of life.....i've had a great time regardless, and experienced things I probably wouldn't have if I was popular with the ladies. I'll find the right one someday. :laugh:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880121 - 03/06/05 09:28 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

Me too actually.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880239 - 03/06/05 09:46 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

Truthfully? About 6 years for me, and I damn near got married as well. It turned out she was a bona-fide psycho, and the whole affair sort of soured me on women for a while...

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880352 - 03/06/05 10:05 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

about 2 and a HA'lf years... :frown:

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880416 - 03/06/05 10:14 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

Its 11:15pm and I just got thru tounging and fucking about an hour ago.

Gawd...I love eating pussy.

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880628 - 03/06/05 10:45 PM (18 years, 24 days ago)

About 2 months ago
It was damn good too

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Re: Last time you had sex?

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#3880890 - 03/07/05 12:03 AM (18 years, 24 days ago)

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Quote:

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never. it'll also soon be a year since i even last kissed someone.

oh well..

I've never even done that....
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