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Enlighten me
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Post deleted by VoidOfsPg<p>Reason for deletion: :P

Edited by VoidOfsPg (06/05/10 10:59 AM)

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Same as fucking any other chick i suppose. Kissing, touching of boobs, fingerfuck to missionary, to spoon to doggy, then sleep.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Start out slow. Poonani is highly variable. What would make one chick moan will make another scream. Ask her what she likes, be communicative and gentle.


Oh, and rub one out 2-3 hours before the deed is done.

Good luck.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? *DELETED* [Re: MiddleFinger]
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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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For some real input, try to be relaxed, casual and a bit funny. Play around a little before. Lighitng candles and being all serious will make you look totally gay.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Edited by VoidOfsPg (03/24/18 11:49 PM)

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Oh, to be young...


Good luck man :wink:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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you decide to fuck in advance??? wtf?

give me this girl's number.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: coAsTal]
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i haven't heard of klonopin, what is it ?

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Helixx]
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just chill on the sofa with some beers and get cuddly for a little while, watch some TV, whatever. It will be less aukward for both of you.


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: moon_glue]
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Can't remember what it's like. Been with the same partner for 8 yrs.

You don't know this girl very well and she's planned for you to have sex? Condoms are a great idea. Have fun!


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: mushbaby]
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planned sex sucks... it should come natural.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: distgre1]
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE:rockon:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Shroomnoob said:
For some real input, try to be relaxed, casual and a bit funny. Play around a little before. Lighitng candles and being all serious will make you look totally gay.

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Same as fucking any other chick i suppose. Kissing, touching of boobs, fingerfuck to missionary, to spoon to doggy, then sleep.




that's the best sex advice i've ever seen on the internet :lol:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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What happened to the hot 16 year old?

P.S. Having sex with a new person is either really awkward or really awesome. There isn't much in-between.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: distgre1]
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distgre1 said:
planned sex sucks... it should come natural.


I agree completely.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
So starting out slow is a good idea.




Always... women like things to progress slower than men... as long as it's progressing.  They like to be teased a bit.  She should be practically begging by the time you do it.

And don't take drugs to 'last longer'... someone said to beat off a few hours in advance; that's a better strategy.

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Missionary is pretty much out of the question seeing as I'm 6'5 and she's about 5'4. It's a lot harder than you think! hahaha


:confused:


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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
What happened to the hot 16 year old?

P.S.  Having sex with a new person is either really awkward or really awesome.  There isn't much in-between.


We actually hung out last night for a little bit. I don't plan on anything happening with her now that I've got a new prospect. :grin:

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
distgre1 said:
planned sex sucks... it should come natural.


I agree completely.


Shit I agree, too! It makes me even more fucking nervous than I would already be. I'm not much of a casual sex person so this is a pretty big deal to me. The fact that it's been planned makes me almost want to not even go through with it. :shrug:

We'll see though.

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Re: Enlighten me: What's it like to have sex with a new partner? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Get together, and say that you don't want to feel pressured to have sex, and that if it happens, it happens, but if not, thats wicked too.

it will make both of you a lot more at ease.

Being playful and funny is really sweet too...usually i'm yelling something along the lines of...."oh fuck my chimpanzee pussy Tarzan!", or something along those lines, it gets out of hand sometimes, haha.

as long as she looks like she is enjoying it, things are probably all good. And yeah, go really slow, unless it's really heated, in that case fast and hard may be in order.

and of course, communicate! ask her what she likes, if it feels good..etc..etc.. also, saying that your enjoying it is a great idea as well.

good luck!

and keep it real.


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