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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: maggotz]
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:wink:  I don't like the pussies smelling fishy.


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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Technically, I like both, but there are standards.  Like, the thought of my partner's hot, throbbing dick punching deep inside of me over and over...well, I can almost feel it just describing it. 

However, I don't appreciate the cocks on other guys in the same way.  Because for me to enjoy sex with a guy, it takes intimacy.  I just am not naturally attracted to men, especially the sex organ part.  I do however develop personality crushes on men. 

With women, it's different.  More of a physical attraction.  I get so hot at the thought of naked women that just about every girl I meet or encounter I wonder, "I wonder what it's like to <insert sexual fantasy here.> 

So yah, what was the question again?  :shrug:

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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Didnt you say you like the cock a couple weeks ago?


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: CureCat]
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me neither. Its one of them smells that just doesn't go away.

Once my hand smelt (maybe it was the psychological tourment & re-enactment of that particularly horrific event) like fousty pussy for a week, no matter how much I washed it... After fingering a particularly dirty whore. :frown: (damn alcohol - I'm glad my reproductive organs didn't go near it thought. )

Goddamnit thats scarred me for life. That smell is fucking FOUL. :puke:


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: CureCat]
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Dicks are nasty. Pussies a little less offensive


Pfft.
A penis is the only real evidence of the existence of a Divine creator. I find it hard to believe such a magnificent piece of biological engineering could be produced through natural selection.

A vagina, on the other hand, looks and smells like someone kicked a hole in some roadkill.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: TrancedShroom]
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TrancedShroom said:
Didnt you say you like the cock a couple weeks ago?


I can't remember that far back. But I like my partner's cock. The rest of the time I fantasize about naked women. I like phallus jokes though.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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MushmanTheManic said:
A vagina, on the other hand, looks and smells like someone kicked a hole in some roadkill.


You haven't gotten laid in awhile, have you?

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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Yeah, who said there was a vagina involved. :smirk:


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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MushmanTheManic said:
I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:


Then WHY ON EARTH would you plunge your sexed up finger-of-GOD into roadkill? 

I mean, I'm just a little confused here.  Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fireworks_god]
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:foshizzle:

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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Because his dick doesn't have a nose.


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.


he might be into that whole necrophilia thing. i hear its all the rage these days.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:


Then WHY ON EARTH would you plunge your sexed up finger-of-GOD into roadkill? 

I mean, I'm just a little confused here.  Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.


Just because I don't find a vagina aesthetically pleasing doesn't mean I won't ram my cock into it.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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MushmanTheManic said:
MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:


Then WHY ON EARTH would you plunge your sexed up finger-of-GOD into roadkill? 

I mean, I'm just a little confused here.  Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.



Just because I don't find a vagina aesthetically pleasing doesn't mean I won't ram my cock into it.


But you compared a vagina to ROADKILL...either you're exaggerating or you haunt the freeways at night with a shovel looking for mangled animals corpses to insert your dick in. 

At least, that's the impression I'm getting.  I could be totally off base.  It could just be that all the girls you fuck are diseased whores who do not take care of their vaginas. 

Either way, the situation sounds NASTY.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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Certain ones do look like that and smell like that, but personally I wont try it if it came to that.


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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You've obviously never seen my penis.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: TrancedShroom]
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from my experince girl on girl isnt as satisfiying, dont get me wrong or anything, it's still great, fun, and pleasurable, it's just NOT the same as a cock, no if ands or buts about it!

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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this is a vary stupid post i think penis are vary pretty in ART and sexually i'm not gay it's how i feel about them in fact when i masterbate sometime's right when i'm about to cum i look at my dick instead of the girl in the porno my dick's really hot to me so are other guy's slong's i love seeing a girl get fucked and creamed on


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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fetalscab said:
dicks are so gross, i just dont understand how and why a woman can like a penis, i mean dont get me wrong, its great for me that they do but, why? when pussy is way more cool?:confused:


Some dicks are gross. The un-shaved/trimmed ones. Some dicks are like all mutated like they've been in an industrial accident. Some are uncircumcised.

I'm not gay and don't go staring at shlongs but I've seen enough porn.

I'm lucky enough to have a lovely penis. Ahhh. :yesnod:


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