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Hanky
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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588177 - 02/20/07 02:48 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty much everyone here sees through you.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: Hanky]
#6588196 - 02/20/07 02:55 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

whoever trys that is not very smart.

the biggest flaw in your "bad" plan is the fact that your item will set off when you try to leave.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: Hanky]
#6588199 - 02/20/07 02:56 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Cool!

I have the power of invisibility! (According to Hanky, the most despised user on the board) :rofl2:

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Hanky
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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588214 - 02/20/07 03:01 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

You flatter yourself.

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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588217 - 02/20/07 03:02 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

I thought you got permabanned?

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6588223 - 02/20/07 03:04 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

That'll be the day! :lol:

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588323 - 02/20/07 03:41 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Receipt scams seem simpler to pull off than that sticker scam.

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Prisoner#1
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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588395 - 02/20/07 04:24 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

TM said:

We both were stopped by an employee (dressed in plain clothes). He patted me down first...

that's a big money lawsuit, always refuse the search or demand to be arrested

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588409 - 02/20/07 04:33 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

TM said:

We both were stopped by an employee (dressed in plain clothes). He patted me down first...

always refuse the search or demand to be arrested

Then what happens if you get arrested? At the very least, your night is disrupted and you look foolish to those who see you being held and taken in.

Really, how many of us have the time, patience or mindset to catch a grocer on a technicality, and screw them in a law suit?

I think alot of people here giving the original poster flack about stopping, are missing the point.

I understand the mentality to want to rebel against any authority figure, but honestly, i shop at the same grocer daily, i see the same people there daily, i know my clerks.. Honestly, i don't want to return to the store to dirty looks, or questions.. and no, i dont want to find another grocer either.

They are just protecting what is rightfully there's and probably caused very little disruption to anyone but the theif..

Its not like his personal freedom was trampled!

(now, if you've got drugs, thats another issue.)

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588413 - 02/20/07 04:37 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

technicality?

the law is pretty specific regarding false imprisonment, false arrest, defamation
of character, in order for them to search you, they have to detain you, in doing
so they've violated your rights.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588421 - 02/20/07 04:41 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

we all violate our on rights by taking drugs?

Its not that big a deal, is all im saying.

If it happened to you, would you be taking them to court? honestly?

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588495 - 02/20/07 05:27 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

There was just a report released on MSN that meat was the #1 stolen item this year. Talked about how housewives steal it all the time as it is becoming more and more expensive. But yea, me and a few of my friends used to get blazed and go raid the local grocer at 2 am. It must have been humerous/obvious to the employees to see us walk around for 20 minutes and only buy a 2-liter of pop. Haha we used to have feasts, everything from ice cream to summer sausage and cheese. Lol.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588710 - 02/20/07 08:47 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Am I going to be the first to say the admitted shoplifters in this thread are absolute scum? I guess the ones who get away with it are smart, but they're still selfish bitches who can't grasp the idea of WORKING for what they WANT. Christ.

gimmegimmegimme

And it's amazing how many people steal meat. Who wouldn't love to have a bloody roast dripping down his legs? :tongue:

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588780 - 02/20/07 10:01 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

i work for safeway and i detain people all the time... most of the time i catch people because i see them not just because the alarm goes off.... and to whoever said you cant touch them thats bullshit ive thrown people on the ground punched people etc... and also ive chased many many people, almost everyone runs... you can do whatever it takes to detain them until the cops come and arrest them... if you are not 100% positive someone stole something you cant go after them or else you do get fucked if they didnt steal anything, but if the alarm goes off you do have the right to search them no matter what...

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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588787 - 02/20/07 10:08 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

When I worked in a grocery store, the most commonly stolen items were:

#2 - Meat
#1 - Mach 3 razor blades

I'd find empty packages of Mach 3 blades everywhere. People rip them open, pocket the blades and toss the garbage behind the pickles.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588803 - 02/20/07 10:16 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

We were outside of walgreens at like 3am the other day, some nig just walked right out like he'd done nothing wrong, carrying a bunch of shit with a candy bar in his mouth. he barely got to the end of the sidewalks the store was on before employees started running after him. funny how nonchalantly he did it.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588815 - 02/20/07 10:20 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Theoretically, if someone touches you that isn't a police officer, that's assault. You can fight back with equal force and you would be innocent.

So you can legally pat them down too?
That could be hilarious :yesnod:

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588824 - 02/20/07 10:40 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

A manager tackled a guy who stole about 30 packs of razorblades and kneed him in the nuts in front of many customers. The dude straight shat himself. Security made him sit in the main office in his shit-soaked pants until the local men in blue arrived. The chair he sat in was subsequently thrown in the dumpster.

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

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#6588827 - 02/20/07 10:41 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

WoodsCall said:

A manager tackled a guy who stole about 30 packs of razorblades and kneed him in the nuts in front of many customers. The dude straight shat himself. Security made him sit in the main office in his shit-soaked pants until the local men in blue arrived. The chair he sat in was subsequently thrown in the dumpster.

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Thanks for that

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Re: Witnessed A Guy Get Busted For Shoplifting Tonight! Supermarkets Are Smart!

[Re: TM]
#6588992 - 02/20/07 12:34 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Stealing is an art and props to the people that can do it and go away with it all the time. Besides stealing from a big corporation is not bad, only politically incorrect.

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