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Your Game?!? Sex is no joke!
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This is funny. because when I meet a girl I like, or am going to bang; I will act very sarcastic in a disgustingly perverted flirting kind of way. I will say stupid things to them and stare right at there tits and like shake my head in satisfaction. I tell them stupid things like "god, just wait until were home... the things I am going to do to you"! I pretend that were already going to do it sarcastically and we always end up banging. Some times Ill tell them "lets go back to my house, well drink, get drunk and one thing will lead to another and hopefully youl be pregnant by the end of the night"
I say stupid ass shit the whole time, until I finally get her naked. Then I turn in to this totally different person. Like Ill be joking the very last second until were about to fuck and then I turn in to this violent fucking person who just wants to destroy the girl sexually. My face turns completely serious and I know I look angry as hell. I always fuck very violently, and its just weird how I change in a split second from joking and funny to I'm going to straight up wreck you!
Any one else like this?


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Edited by euphoricpoison (01/05/07 11:54 AM)

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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Nope.


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When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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I am exactly like this, except right when we're about to fuck I run to my car and drive home.


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I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you.

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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lol, I guess I'm the only freak. Haha, but its crazy because it always works, and yeah sometimes I'll get a stuck up bitch who is to good for the world and will look at me in disgust but who wants to fuck a stuck up bitch anyways. The girls that I do get are usually beautiful, and mad cool, like down to earth and have sense of humors. But yeah, its weird because, Ill be laughing and joking and then turn in to the most serious focused person in the world. But hey, sex makes me serious.


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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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hahahahaaa


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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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Go...away...


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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Go...away...


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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: DNKYD]
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Do they sleep with you ever again?

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: Rahie]
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No... he tears them to pieces!


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I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you.

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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Didn't you just post this in another thread?


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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Its because they are stupid sluts who want to be abused... duh.

Try going out with a girl who falls for dumb shit like this and tell me how it works out for ya.

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: BuddahKillah]
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:lol:


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: fireworks_god]
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Do these girls have four legs? :bendoverrover:  :sheeplove: :wink:


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

Edited by Brainiac (01/05/07 12:33 PM)

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: Brainiac]
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Yeah, 90% of his posts are about fucking dirty bitches. what's that all about?


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: Maverick]
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He plays D&D with his AV buddies all weekend in RL

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: Maverick]
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Hell no, Ive had one night stands before, and it was only because I desperately needed sex. I'm not looking for a g/f right now. This works for me, Ive had 3 girlfriends in my whole life, and one was for 2 and a half years. I have my reasons for not wanting a g/f and most of the girls I meet are girls that I know through a friend and have just never really chilled with them. When I act like that the girls do still talk to me after and most want to be with me. However, If I go out with someone she needs to be perfect. I'm big in to personality and I love girls who are down to earth and funny. The way I act really is just part of my personality, I'm always really sarcastic, and joke around a lot.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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Well at least he's getting laid.

I'm a nice, funny, tall, attractive guy and I hardly ever get laid. Apparently I need to get off the computer and work on my game. :shrug:

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
Well at least he's getting laid.



I really hope you don't think that whatever you read on the internets is true...  :tongue2:


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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euphoricpoison said:
However, If I go out with someone she needs to be perfect.


Good Luck

Your gonna need it.

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
VoidOfsPg said:
Well at least he's getting laid.



I really hope you don't think that whatever you read on the internets is true...  :tongue2:


Don't worry, I don't. :wink:

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