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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
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TameMe said:my friends tell me "big girls need lovin too"


Yeah, but they have to pay for it.

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
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id let her suck my dick. if you fuck her, be really really drunk and be sure to danza slap her. that way if your friends find out you can be like "but dude I Danza slapped her" then they laugh and stop making fun of you. Are you really skinny? im like 6'3" and 130lbs and have fat bitches wanting me, pisses me off


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
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DO IT!!!!!!!

im serious, fucking DO IT YOU *&#@&$. you will thank me once you do!

BBW's are great lays.

even if not desperate, i still like sex with big girls, hahaha


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: array]
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thats what i say. besides, YOU HAVENT FUCKED IN TWO YEARS. that big fat ass slut should look like jessica alba by now. two years bro, two fucking years. you stick that bitch like theres no tomorrow. be sure to post pics too. put it in the butt a few times for me bro. TWO YEARS, fuck man you should date that bitch till you can get some real ass. thank you and good night.


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You look down at me and you see a fool
You look up at me and you see a god
You look straight at me and you see yourself

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: emilbus]
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:congrats:


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: array]
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lift a roll and goto town I say :smile:

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: kaniz]
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My advice: don't do it if you really don't want to do it. World is full of beautiful girls, don't waste your time for it, better find some smart and beautiful girl for it and perhaps for relatinoship..

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: skynet]
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but big is beautiful :hehehe:


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: mushnoon]
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6'3" and 130? holy fuck i thought i was skinny at 6'4" and 150


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"Guess who's back in the mutha fuckin house with a fat dick for ya mutha fuckin mouth"- Snoop Dogg

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: 40oz]
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40oz said:
TameMe said:
she weighs like 250.
my friends tell me "big girls need lovin too"
i don't know if i should go for it or not.


.........
survey says,
thats one huge bitch.


That post made my week 40oz, nice.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
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i wouldn't do it... i've gone 2 years without sex no problem... and i must say that i regret every girl under my standards (be it physically or mentally) that i have slept with...


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: In(di)go]
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i don't mean to offend anyone but a few of you sound like real pussies. what makes you think you can find yourself a "nice, beautiful, intelligent, fun" chick now if you haven't yet in over two years. besides, these chicks don't exist. from my exp. you only get one maybe two of these qualities in a girl. i say fuck her and keep fucking her until you can find a decent chick. I'm wondering, what kind of guy are you? i mean are you an ugo like are chunky love beast or do you actually have the smarts and looks to find a decent chick? dude, keep sticking this bitch until a decent chick comes along. thank you and good night.


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You look down at me and you see a fool
You look up at me and you see a god
You look straight at me and you see yourself

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: emilbus]
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emilbus said:
i don't mean to offend anyone but a few of you sound like real pussies. what makes you think you can find yourself a "nice, beautiful, intelligent, fun" chick now if you haven't yet in over two years. besides, these chicks don't exist.....


No offense taken. I went four years without which ended with a one night stand with a girl who wasn't up to my standards. It was definitely a terrible mistake. It was maybe 6 months until my next encounter which was with a chick so skinny that I got bruised from the ordeal. Neither of the below standard chicks was what I wanted, and afterwards I waited over a year, passing up other willing bed mates that weren't up to par.

Now I have a woman who is beautiful, smart, funny, ambitious, and loves me completely. The right one can be found if you wait long enough.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
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I believe those are called mopeds.


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Feel free to forget all that I am saying, for the instant these clumsy words spill out of my mouth, they transform into complete lies.

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: lipan]
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haha

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: lipan]
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fucking shit, MOPEDS. thats fucking great! LMFAOWITMBAPOYF


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You look down at me and you see a fool
You look up at me and you see a god
You look straight at me and you see yourself

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: emilbus]
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hey if you get realy drunk and you fuck her and your friends find out u could blame it on the fact that u were durnk

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: thenameismatt]
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or even better, if your friends find out tell them they can hit it too. a fucking gang bang. this is a true story. a few years back i started talking to this fat chick (just friends), but one night she came on to me while we were drinking and i said fuck it so we started to fuck. like 10 minutes later my friend came by (through the window) and started laughing at my ass right. well in like 5 minutes i convinced biggums to let my friend hit it too. so for about an hour we took turns sticking this bitch. she even let both of us put it in her ass. we were talking about DP but i really didn't feel like being that close to a naked dude. anyway the point of my story is only good can come from bangin' a fatty.


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You look down at me and you see a fool
You look up at me and you see a god
You look straight at me and you see yourself

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: AJ4U]
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AJ4U said:
40oz said:
TameMe said:
she weighs like 250.
my friends tell me "big girls need lovin too"
i don't know if i should go for it or not.


.........
survey says,
thats one huge bitch.


That post made my week 40oz, nice.


:cheers:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: emilbus]
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emilbus said:
or even better, if your friends find out tell them they can hit it too. a fucking gang bang. this is a true story. a few years back i started talking to this fat chick (just friends), but one night she came on to me while we were drinking and i said fuck it so we started to fuck. like 10 minutes later my friend came by (through the window) and started laughing at my ass right. well in like 5 minutes i convinced biggums to let my friend hit it too. so for about an hour we took turns sticking this bitch. she even let both of us put it in her ass. we were talking about DP but i really didn't feel like being that close to a naked dude. anyway the point of my story is only good can come from bangin' a fatty.


:confused:

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