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 Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! 
#614697 - 04/21/02 12:27 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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09/30/99: This morning National Security Council consultant Dr. Michael Wolf called to discuss a recent announcement by American Computer Company CEO Jack Shulman, and to add major inside information. In Shulman's company's release it is stated that: ACC REPORTS: NASA
Orbiter "Shot Down or Captured" says Russian Liaison. Alien Space Station still beyond our reach! >Written & Posted By: Sandy Soze sandy@compamerica.com >Date: Friday, 24 September 1999, at 12:42 a.m., C R A N F O R D, N J. >NASA ORBITER SHOT DOWN BY ALIENS?? >Company
Officials receive private report from Russian Government.
"http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA02330.jpg"http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PI A02330.jpg
The most expensive, tiny picture of MARS in history. >A Russian Government Liaison to American Computer ( "http://accpc.com/"http://accpc.com and "http://accpc.com/roswell.html)"http://accpc.com/roswell.html) has indicated, in an unverified story, that >that infamous 25 Mile Long Alien Space Station the Russian Republic believes is parked in low orbit beyond Human access outside
the Solar System, which has previously allegedly assaulted two Russian probes aimed at sneaking pictures of it, while flying on to Venus, blinding them, may have "sent a robotic drone out to capture and study, or just incapacitate" the NASA $125 Million Mars CLIMATE Orbiter which went dead this past morning. "They either don't want us to know something about Mars (perhaps they are doing the Alien
equivalent of 'terraforming' Mars, a very long process), or they are simply using this opportunity to get to know our technology a little bit better," mentioned the liaison. The Russian Liaison had previously provided ACC with a look at the BLUE RIBBON PANEL REPORT issued by General Leonid Alexayev over a year ago. Alexayev, of the Russian Air and Space Command, had passed on word that the Russian Republic (formerly the Soviet Union) has correctly concluded that there is an Alien Presence in our Solar System, that all the evidence points to same as being "without a doubt true, and proven". The United States Air and Space Command and scientists working for NASA had "no comment" about the Russian Reports when we contacted them for comment, today.
NASA issued a statement this evening indicating it believes that the Mars Climate Orbiter was lost due to "software or human error".
Commenting on the ACC report, Dr. Michael Wolf of NSC says: "The Russians are absolutely correct. The ETs are not just terraforming Mars, but they do have bases there, which The Cabal [rogue forces operating within the UFO Cover-Up organization] thinks premature (That's PREMATURE) to admit publically."
So, Dr. Wolf backs the Russian Government liaison's disclosure that the ETs have an operational presence on Mars, and are busy slowly transforming the climate, atmosphere, accessible water, and soil into a more habitable environment. Dr. Wolf indicated that even with the prodigious technology the ETs command, the process will take a long time.
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 Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: KeepAskingTime]
#614857 - 04/21/02 03:57 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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i don't understand...what does this have to do with a computer company? Is this a publicity stunt?
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 Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: Revelation]
#614860 - 04/21/02 04:04 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whoever wrote that was probably smoking crack.
Good fictional article though!
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 Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: phrozendata]
#615056 - 04/21/02 09:36 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: KeepAskingTime]
#615093 - 04/21/02 10:29 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not to imply anything, but Shroomism mentioned something about 6 months back that if any government officials tried to stick their noses in on the affairs of Mars, the 'people' there were under orders to shoot down any vessels that came near their bases, manned or not. The governments knew about this.
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Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: ]
#615134 - 04/21/02 11:22 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not to imply anything,
What are you implying?
but Shroomism mentioned something about 6 months back
Dude, you are like retro psychic. Let's check the date on this (ahem) article:
09/30/99: This morning National Security Council consultant Dr. Michael Wolf called to discuss a recent announcement ...
You really crack me up! LOL!
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Re: Mars being terraformed by ALIENS..OH NO IM SCARED! [Re: Swami]
#615152 - 04/21/02 11:51 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ah, didn't notice the date, my mistake
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