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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: mntlfngrs]
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This one wasn't wide sideways, she was like, pregnant wide it was weird. Like front/back wide. I dunno usually if the face is good it cancels a few lbs. for me but the face wasn't all there either...

It was more because she was disinterested...I don't like when they're on the phone every 5 min. with a new person. Her friend was actually responsive, had her eye on the game, and seemed more into me. Plus she was slammin.

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
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a duece and a half is about my weight limit. the thing is...is that fat hicks don't get lovin that often so they appreciate sweet lovin when they can get it. Ive done a bit of hoggin in my time and from my perspective fat chicks make great lovers. You can basically do or say anything to them and its okay. Its not like they haven't heard what your telling them before. So if you pull out and blow all over their face then say, "Suck me hard again bitch," they have prolly heard this one before too. If you have never had a fatty then you need to get one before you get hitched.

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Meat_Log_Smurf]
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LOL You guys crack me up.

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: gema]
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gema said:
Pass the big girl off on one of your friends.


no shit, great...

it's good karma and all, does NewbieShroomie have a chubby friend?

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Meat_Log_Smurf]
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Meat_Log_Smurf said:
a duece and a half is about my weight limit. the thing is...is that fat hicks don't get lovin that often so they appreciate sweet lovin when they can get it. Ive done a bit of hoggin in my time and from my perspective fat chicks make great lovers. You can basically do or say anything to them and its okay. Its not like they haven't heard what your telling them before. So if you pull out and blow all over their face then say, "Suck me hard again bitch," they have prolly heard this one before too. If you have never had a fatty then you need to get one before you get hitched.


Preach it partner.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Nashbar]
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I have a chubby 21 yr old virgin friend.  Thanks for the idea, lol if he doesn't get some soon he may lose the will to ever try  :rolleyes:.

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
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Quote:
Let this be a lesson. When a hot girl turns you down but wants to be friends, TAKE THE OFFER. They can and will lead you to more hotness anyway (if they think you're good enough for their friends that is.)


That's the only way I've ever been able to get a date.
She was hotter than the 1st girl that I wanted  :cool:

Edited by Dr_Weird (07/14/06 07:26 PM)

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: grphish]
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grphish said:
fat girls give good head...


...because they have too


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: buddhathehut]
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buddhathehut said:
Yeah- the Nivea sensative rocks.  Go with the heavy girl.  In my experience fat girls come in 2 types (without splitting atoms here)-
1. Shy, nice, devoted, honest introverts with good minds and, when encountered honestly, a knack for conversation.
2.  Brazen ballsy bitches who overcompensate for their bad feelings with an offish attitude who drink too much, binge eat, cry, and fight a lot.
Be good to this one.  do it for a chubby lady chaser like myself.


so true... :tongue2:


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