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OfflineNewbieS
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Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes.
    #5855041 - 07/13/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kind of weird situation but the girl I was going to play pool with a couple weeks ago wants to set me up with her friend, (even tho I really like her...) and I just met her friend at work today.  A little on the heavy side, not to be rude but it's not really my thing.  I still want to go and have fun though, I just went to the mall for the first time in forever and found some tight deals on new clothes.

Out of curiousity, how heavy will you guys go before you say no way?  Like I said, I'm not really attracted to larger girls so I don't want to make her feel bad or anytihng if I'm not feelin it. 

Ugh..I guess I'll just have to see how things go.  Maybe the original chic (SLAMMIN) will pick up on me or something.  Anyway, peace out I gotta prep for this  :thumbup:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855055 - 07/13/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

326 lbs..haha


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855061 - 07/13/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This is a bad situation... back out respectfully.  You're not into the big girl I can tell already and the girl you like is trying to dump you off like you're her light work.  The balance just doesn't seem to be there...  :hehehe:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5855080 - 07/13/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Bake her a cake and so how that goes.

But really to me it doesn't seem like a good situation. If she just dumped you with the fat girl then thats no good for you. And if shes twisted enough to try and test you out with a fat friend then fuck that crazy bitch.

I say go out with the fat girl and try to have a good time, maybe you'll like her.

How big we are we talking though. As long as she doesn't have more rolls than a bakery it cant be that bad. Sometimes its fun, alcohol helps.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: d33p]
    #5855087 - 07/13/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Even if i see a lil flab, im turned off.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855126 - 07/13/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

duce...duce and half

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: distgre1]
    #5855132 - 07/13/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I like a little meat on a woman, but not so much that you would call the girl fat.

there are few things I dislike more then being able to see a girls ribs sticking out through her skin.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: MrNatural]
    #5855141 - 07/13/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

If she weighs more than me, adios amiga.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855184 - 07/13/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Her friend doesn't want you, that's why she passed you on.

Sorry broham.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855242 - 07/13/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My current GF has meat, but I love her to death.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5855279 - 07/13/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

No set weight, but if she looks heavy I'm turned off instantly.  To ME that just screams no self esteem. :shrug:

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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: FunkyLoFi]
    #5855345 - 07/13/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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LoFiFunk said:
duce...duce and half

:tongue:




yeesh.... thats up there. What about the face? Some girls carry weight really well and can weigh a metric ton and still look bangable.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855378 - 07/13/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This one is easy. Take the pig out and show her a banging time. Don't be flirtatious but be very social and friendly. She will tell her hot friend what an awesome guy you are. When the hot friend asks you how it went, you tell her you had a really good time and that the girl was cool but you didn't really feel "it".

The hot girl will think you are the coolest guy ever and will want to fuck you.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: d33p]
    #5855386 - 07/13/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah when she has make-up on she looks a lot better her friend said lol.  Well not in those words but when I met her today she was all dressed down and no make-up.  LOL It's cool I just got some bangin' Mango headies, and I'm going to a pool hall later with one hot chic and her friend...i got this :wink:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855391 - 07/13/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Wait... you bought new clothes... for a first date? Anyway, just play the 'let's just be friends' act. Don't show any sign of attraction, and flirt with the girl you actually like. Either way, you're screwed because she doesn't like you anyway (if she's trying to set you up with her friend). Sucks doesn't it?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Maverick]
    #5855422 - 07/13/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah it does suck. I'm in need of new clothes anyway, plus I just got a fat paycheck including overtime holiday pay so I figured why not?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855447 - 07/13/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes the ass is just too big. 

It's like in "Pollock": "How do you know when you're finished making love?" 

Of course, drunkeness can create outlier standards plotting points on a given evening.  :smirk:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5855557 - 07/13/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855606 - 07/13/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I woke up late for class.. one that I missed to days of.  I go in and everyones taking the final.  I didn't study at all.  I got fucking raped.  :thumbdown:  grats on the A.


Oh.. and the original poster: Just do your best to enjoy yourself.  Make a fun night out of it.  :smile:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Toddo]
    #5855619 - 07/13/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

PS I also got an A in the class /DOUBLE SCORE BITCHES FUCK YEAH



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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Toddo]
    #5855625 - 07/13/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fat girls give good head...


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: grphish]
    #5855649 - 07/13/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well that depends, i'll have sex with a heavier woman but i wont date one, i dont consider myself shallow by any means but...im small and fit, Big and lazy doesnt fit with who i'd like to be with...go on your date thing and have fun..but if you like this other lady like you say i'd make sure SHE(the one you like)know your not really that interested in her friend and that you have your eyes on someone else

EDIT: After i posted this i saw what the guy above me said, hes not lying


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
    #5855668 - 07/13/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

basically, if shes fat enuf where you cant see the "woman" figure....then fuck that.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Leanin]
    #5855699 - 07/13/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I know what you mean.  Well, I'm all fresh n' clean I just gotta wait for the call.  BTW I finally found some awesome (inexpensive) aftershave balm (for those who read my fear of shaving thread.) http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5851356#Post5851356.  I applied less pressure and more strokes, then splashed some Nivia Aftershave Balm for Men Sensitive Skin.  It smells awesome and no bumps :thumbup:  $4.99 at my grocery store.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855716 - 07/13/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kudos on the shaving success.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855792 - 07/13/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

While I won't say no to fat girls (sadly, they always seem to be the one who has the personality I'm most interested in), I really just prefer a bit of meat on woman, if any


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5855818 - 07/13/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah- the Nivea sensative rocks. Go with the heavy girl. In my experience fat girls come in 2 types (without splitting atoms here)-
1. Shy, nice, devoted, honest introverts with good minds and, when encountered honestly, a knack for conversation.
2. Brazen ballsy bitches who overcompensate for their bad feelings with an offish attitude who drink too much, binge eat, cry, and fight a lot.
Be good to this one. do it for a chubby lady chaser like myself.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855821 - 07/13/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

They can be "thick" but no larger. No fatties. :wink:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: theuser]
    #5855861 - 07/13/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

- remember that.

Here's how I like 'em...


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855994 - 07/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5855999 - 07/13/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

GnuBobo said:
Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?




me too :smirk:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5856019 - 07/13/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

GnuBobo said:
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?




me too :smirk:




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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: musicturkey]
    #5856030 - 07/13/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damnit!  Nevermind, if everybody's gonna bug you about it. /sarcasm :hehehe:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5856032 - 07/13/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You really want to read it? I can copy and paste it, it only takes a few seconds.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5856038 - 07/13/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I was just messin around. haha


Thanks!


I've really been an asshole today.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5857858 - 07/14/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well I ended up having a lot of fun.  A bunch of other people I work with showed up too and we played about 3 hours of pool.  The girl I was supposed to be with was kinda shy, quiet, and on her phone a lot.  Her friend she unexpetdly brought, however, was VERY nice looking and showed some interest in me.  We played some solo games and flirted a little bit.

One of the guys that showed up asked her out or something...asked if she was taken and she said she's talking to someone but they're not really going out.  That made me happy lol.  She didn't look too interested in him, either.


It was about 1 when I decided to leave, and my supposed-to-be-date and the original gal I wanted to hook up wit went up to pay I walked over and shook everyone's hand goodbye, then I got to the girl I flirted with and gave her a hug, and kinda quietly said, "I want to see you again sometime." and she said "Okay!" 

So...hopefully I'll be seeing more of her.  I figured I'd be more subtle than the previous dude.

LOL This must be confusing to read with me giving names and just saying "this girl" and "that girl".  Basically I ended up flirting with my blind date's friend :wink:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5857957 - 07/14/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Keep in mind that fat girls usually give great head. They have to be good at something.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5857984 - 07/14/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Pass the big girl off on one of your friends.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: gema]
    #5858450 - 07/14/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Nice!  The original girl AND the big girl are both helping to hook me up :grin:  Let this be a lesson.  When a hot girl turns you down but wants to be friends, TAKE THE OFFER.  They can and will lead you to more hotness anyway (if they think you're good enough for their friends that is.)


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5858564 - 07/14/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Good point. Maybe this is the test to see how shallow you are. Be nice and maybe it will work out with the one you want.

I'm like Mo, I like a little meat. Voluptous, thick, a little junk in the trunk. Real women have curves. Not bellies hangin over their belt mind you but something to grab on to.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5858828 - 07/14/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This one wasn't wide sideways, she was like, pregnant wide it was weird. Like front/back wide. I dunno usually if the face is good it cancels a few lbs. for me but the face wasn't all there either...

It was more because she was disinterested...I don't like when they're on the phone every 5 min. with a new person. Her friend was actually responsive, had her eye on the game, and seemed more into me. Plus she was slammin.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5859139 - 07/14/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

a duece and a half is about my weight limit. the thing is...is that fat hicks don't get lovin that often so they appreciate sweet lovin when they can get it. Ive done a bit of hoggin in my time and from my perspective fat chicks make great lovers. You can basically do or say anything to them and its okay. Its not like they haven't heard what your telling them before. So if you pull out and blow all over their face then say, "Suck me hard again bitch," they have prolly heard this one before too. If you have never had a fatty then you need to get one before you get hitched.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Meat_Log_Smurf]
    #5859165 - 07/14/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL You guys crack me up.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: gema]
    #5859172 - 07/14/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Pass the big girl off on one of your friends.




no shit, great...

it's good karma and all, does NewbieShroomie have a chubby friend?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Meat_Log_Smurf]
    #5859187 - 07/14/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Meat_Log_Smurf said:
a duece and a half is about my weight limit. the thing is...is that fat hicks don't get lovin that often so they appreciate sweet lovin when they can get it. Ive done a bit of hoggin in my time and from my perspective fat chicks make great lovers. You can basically do or say anything to them and its okay. Its not like they haven't heard what your telling them before. So if you pull out and blow all over their face then say, "Suck me hard again bitch," they have prolly heard this one before too. If you have never had a fatty then you need to get one before you get hitched.



Preach it partner.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Nashbar]
    #5859188 - 07/14/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I have a chubby 21 yr old virgin friend.  Thanks for the idea, lol if he doesn't get some soon he may lose the will to ever try  :rolleyes:.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5859232 - 07/14/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Let this be a lesson. When a hot girl turns you down but wants to be friends, TAKE THE OFFER. They can and will lead you to more hotness anyway (if they think you're good enough for their friends that is.)




That's the only way I've ever been able to get a date.
She was hotter than the 1st girl that I wanted  :cool:


Edited by Dr_Weird (07/14/06 07:26 PM)


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: grphish]
    #5859519 - 07/14/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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grphish said:
fat girls give good head...




...because they have too


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: buddhathehut]
    #5859933 - 07/14/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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buddhathehut said:
Yeah- the Nivea sensative rocks.  Go with the heavy girl.  In my experience fat girls come in 2 types (without splitting atoms here)-
1. Shy, nice, devoted, honest introverts with good minds and, when encountered honestly, a knack for conversation.
2.  Brazen ballsy bitches who overcompensate for their bad feelings with an offish attitude who drink too much, binge eat, cry, and fight a lot.
Be good to this one.  do it for a chubby lady chaser like myself.




so true... :tongue2:


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