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Offlinegrphish
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Toddo]
    #5855625 - 07/13/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fat girls give good head...


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InvisiblecApTaInCrAp
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: grphish]
    #5855649 - 07/13/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well that depends, i'll have sex with a heavier woman but i wont date one, i dont consider myself shallow by any means but...im small and fit, Big and lazy doesnt fit with who i'd like to be with...go on your date thing and have fun..but if you like this other lady like you say i'd make sure SHE(the one you like)know your not really that interested in her friend and that you have your eyes on someone else

EDIT: After i posted this i saw what the guy above me said, hes not lying


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OfflineLeanin
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
    #5855668 - 07/13/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

basically, if shes fat enuf where you cant see the "woman" figure....then fuck that.


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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Leanin]
    #5855699 - 07/13/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I know what you mean.  Well, I'm all fresh n' clean I just gotta wait for the call.  BTW I finally found some awesome (inexpensive) aftershave balm (for those who read my fear of shaving thread.) http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5851356#Post5851356.  I applied less pressure and more strokes, then splashed some Nivia Aftershave Balm for Men Sensitive Skin.  It smells awesome and no bumps :thumbup:  $4.99 at my grocery store.


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OfflineMrNatural
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855716 - 07/13/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kudos on the shaving success.


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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855792 - 07/13/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

While I won't say no to fat girls (sadly, they always seem to be the one who has the personality I'm most interested in), I really just prefer a bit of meat on woman, if any


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Offlinebuddhathehut
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5855818 - 07/13/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah- the Nivea sensative rocks. Go with the heavy girl. In my experience fat girls come in 2 types (without splitting atoms here)-
1. Shy, nice, devoted, honest introverts with good minds and, when encountered honestly, a knack for conversation.
2. Brazen ballsy bitches who overcompensate for their bad feelings with an offish attitude who drink too much, binge eat, cry, and fight a lot.
Be good to this one. do it for a chubby lady chaser like myself.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855821 - 07/13/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

They can be "thick" but no larger. No fatties. :wink:


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Offlinebuddhathehut
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: theuser]
    #5855861 - 07/13/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

- remember that.

Here's how I like 'em...


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855994 - 07/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5855999 - 07/13/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

GnuBobo said:
Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?




me too :smirk:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5856019 - 07/13/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cowgold said:
Quote:

GnuBobo said:
Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.




Sweet!  :smile2:

PM or email it to me--I'd like to read it.  What class was this for again?




me too :smirk:




me 3 haha preferably email > [Email]urbanski@bluebottle.com...[/Email] if ya dont mind?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: musicturkey]
    #5856030 - 07/13/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damnit!  Nevermind, if everybody's gonna bug you about it. /sarcasm :hehehe:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5856032 - 07/13/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You really want to read it? I can copy and paste it, it only takes a few seconds.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5856038 - 07/13/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I was just messin around. haha


Thanks!


I've really been an asshole today.


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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5857858 - 07/14/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well I ended up having a lot of fun.  A bunch of other people I work with showed up too and we played about 3 hours of pool.  The girl I was supposed to be with was kinda shy, quiet, and on her phone a lot.  Her friend she unexpetdly brought, however, was VERY nice looking and showed some interest in me.  We played some solo games and flirted a little bit.

One of the guys that showed up asked her out or something...asked if she was taken and she said she's talking to someone but they're not really going out.  That made me happy lol.  She didn't look too interested in him, either.


It was about 1 when I decided to leave, and my supposed-to-be-date and the original gal I wanted to hook up wit went up to pay I walked over and shook everyone's hand goodbye, then I got to the girl I flirted with and gave her a hug, and kinda quietly said, "I want to see you again sometime." and she said "Okay!" 

So...hopefully I'll be seeing more of her.  I figured I'd be more subtle than the previous dude.

LOL This must be confusing to read with me giving names and just saying "this girl" and "that girl".  Basically I ended up flirting with my blind date's friend :wink:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5857957 - 07/14/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Keep in mind that fat girls usually give great head. They have to be good at something.


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Invisiblegema
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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5857984 - 07/14/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Pass the big girl off on one of your friends.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: gema]
    #5858450 - 07/14/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Nice!  The original girl AND the big girl are both helping to hook me up :grin:  Let this be a lesson.  When a hot girl turns you down but wants to be friends, TAKE THE OFFER.  They can and will lead you to more hotness anyway (if they think you're good enough for their friends that is.)


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5858564 - 07/14/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Good point. Maybe this is the test to see how shallow you are. Be nice and maybe it will work out with the one you want.

I'm like Mo, I like a little meat. Voluptous, thick, a little junk in the trunk. Real women have curves. Not bellies hangin over their belt mind you but something to grab on to.


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