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OfflineNewbieS
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Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes.
    #5855041 - 07/13/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kind of weird situation but the girl I was going to play pool with a couple weeks ago wants to set me up with her friend, (even tho I really like her...) and I just met her friend at work today.  A little on the heavy side, not to be rude but it's not really my thing.  I still want to go and have fun though, I just went to the mall for the first time in forever and found some tight deals on new clothes.

Out of curiousity, how heavy will you guys go before you say no way?  Like I said, I'm not really attracted to larger girls so I don't want to make her feel bad or anytihng if I'm not feelin it. 

Ugh..I guess I'll just have to see how things go.  Maybe the original chic (SLAMMIN) will pick up on me or something.  Anyway, peace out I gotta prep for this  :thumbup:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855055 - 07/13/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

326 lbs..haha


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855061 - 07/13/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This is a bad situation... back out respectfully.  You're not into the big girl I can tell already and the girl you like is trying to dump you off like you're her light work.  The balance just doesn't seem to be there...  :hehehe:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Cowgold]
    #5855080 - 07/13/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Bake her a cake and so how that goes.

But really to me it doesn't seem like a good situation. If she just dumped you with the fat girl then thats no good for you. And if shes twisted enough to try and test you out with a fat friend then fuck that crazy bitch.

I say go out with the fat girl and try to have a good time, maybe you'll like her.

How big we are we talking though. As long as she doesn't have more rolls than a bakery it cant be that bad. Sometimes its fun, alcohol helps.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: d33p]
    #5855087 - 07/13/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Even if i see a lil flab, im turned off.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855126 - 07/13/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

duce...duce and half

:tongue:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: distgre1]
    #5855132 - 07/13/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I like a little meat on a woman, but not so much that you would call the girl fat.

there are few things I dislike more then being able to see a girls ribs sticking out through her skin.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: MrNatural]
    #5855141 - 07/13/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

If she weighs more than me, adios amiga.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855184 - 07/13/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Her friend doesn't want you, that's why she passed you on.

Sorry broham.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855242 - 07/13/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My current GF has meat, but I love her to death.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5855279 - 07/13/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

No set weight, but if she looks heavy I'm turned off instantly.  To ME that just screams no self esteem. :shrug:

:thumbup:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: FunkyLoFi]
    #5855345 - 07/13/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LoFiFunk said:
duce...duce and half

:tongue:




yeesh.... thats up there. What about the face? Some girls carry weight really well and can weigh a metric ton and still look bangable.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855378 - 07/13/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This one is easy. Take the pig out and show her a banging time. Don't be flirtatious but be very social and friendly. She will tell her hot friend what an awesome guy you are. When the hot friend asks you how it went, you tell her you had a really good time and that the girl was cool but you didn't really feel "it".

The hot girl will think you are the coolest guy ever and will want to fuck you.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: d33p]
    #5855386 - 07/13/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah when she has make-up on she looks a lot better her friend said lol.  Well not in those words but when I met her today she was all dressed down and no make-up.  LOL It's cool I just got some bangin' Mango headies, and I'm going to a pool hall later with one hot chic and her friend...i got this :wink:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855391 - 07/13/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Wait... you bought new clothes... for a first date? Anyway, just play the 'let's just be friends' act. Don't show any sign of attraction, and flirt with the girl you actually like. Either way, you're screwed because she doesn't like you anyway (if she's trying to set you up with her friend). Sucks doesn't it?


Edited by DRTMaverick (07/13/06 05:39 PM)


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Maverick]
    #5855422 - 07/13/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah it does suck. I'm in need of new clothes anyway, plus I just got a fat paycheck including overtime holiday pay so I figured why not?


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Newbie]
    #5855447 - 07/13/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes the ass is just too big. 

It's like in "Pollock": "How do you know when you're finished making love?" 

Of course, drunkeness can create outlier standards plotting points on a given evening.  :smirk:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5855557 - 07/13/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey bobaby, I got an A on my paper. That blew my mind, I thought I was going to get a B or C.


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5855606 - 07/13/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I woke up late for class.. one that I missed to days of.  I go in and everyones taking the final.  I didn't study at all.  I got fucking raped.  :thumbdown:  grats on the A.


Oh.. and the original poster: Just do your best to enjoy yourself.  Make a fun night out of it.  :smile:


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Re: Date Tonight, and a question for the dudes. [Re: Toddo]
    #5855619 - 07/13/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

PS I also got an A in the class /DOUBLE SCORE BITCHES FUCK YEAH



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