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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Only because you're wife is a man.  They allow that in Utah, right?

:calledajoke:

Have you moved yet, BTW?


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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.

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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Sorry I took some chemicals and, well you know, it's hard to tell net jokes anyway and on chems you get all stupid sensitive. :lol:

No, We are moving in late june. We found a nice condo to move into.

Ugh, the expense!!!! Man, I am broke, sigh.


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Nice.  Yeah, cost of living on the EC is MUCH higher.  It seems like you'd be rich with your new job out there, but it will all get eating up by the cost of living.  :shrug:

Which chemical?!

:nut:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Hehe well we both make pretty good $$ and thing are about to skyrocket but our little sporty car needed $3k worth of work, we got scammed for about $1200 AND the $8000 for moving really takes it out of you. This plus living (gas, food ect) and bills.

I took 300mg dxm with 250mg caffeine w/ orange peel extract and some niacin.

Feeling good man. :wink:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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yeah.

I haven't touched dxm in at least 4 years. Took too much of it in high school. Bleh. Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

:shiver:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Eh, like a year and a 1/2 ago I went nuts and got addicted to it and really overly abused. I posted all about it, it was embarrassing but whatever it's in the past.

We grow up and learn to use thing responsibly.


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Yup...that's what happened to me in high school. I ended up taking it all the time during my 4 month drinking binge with this one girl....we did it at least 3 times a week.

Craziness.


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Ah, well. I'm lucky I'm not fried out. :crazy2: :shrug: Maybe we should move this to the LNC...


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Haven't been there in a while.  I will drop by LNC tonight :smile:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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yippie


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: KristiMidocean]
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You know you have fucking missed me and teh drinkin' clube.


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Oh yeah baby


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: KristiMidocean]
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SARCASM, LOL?


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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tehehehe yes silly


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: KristiMidocean]
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I don't believe me.

You enjoy my company.

And want my body. At least part of it. Doesn't even matter which one.


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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I have never even seen you .... how would I know I want your sexy bod? lmao :rotfl:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: KristiMidocean]
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My avatar is me.

Says it all...


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Scott Bennett]
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oh yeah your the type i dig :smile:


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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: KristiMidocean]
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Sex is an addiction for women, where as men it's only a side project, not an inert need.
Women need to be fucked, need to feel loved, and full, and complete.
(most)Men do too( not me)
Not to sound completely fucking sexist( no pun) but it's true.
With this girl I've sexed with, she calls me all the time,
tries to bed me, tries to fill her with my body parts.
She needs me, yet I turn that away.
Yet I turn her need away. Because her need is not what I need.
I don't need her.
Why doesn't she get it.
Yet I felt like the biggest asshole when I told her friends only.
She was a ____, but all the thoughts i see in her, pass me by.
If I feel like the biggest asshole, I can accept that.
Especially when I never tried to break her heart, but she tried to break mine.
It's complicated. And I always ask for forgiveness :heart:



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"War Doesn't Decide Who's Right... It Decides Who's Left."

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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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theolduser said:
Makeup sex fueled by redbull = :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:


Yup, 5 thumbs up. :crazy2:


..rockstars and green tea, are killer for sex.. red bull sucks!

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