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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
#4036733 - 04/10/05 09:52 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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infamous said: my gf, she doesnt post but she reads on shroomery all the time.
Make that ex girlfriend if she gets a look at that picture....
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Colbadol
Reality Mechanic
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Le_Canard]
#4036818 - 04/10/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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ya didnt get any?
"get a life loser" hahahahahahahha
jk, girls suck man
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grphish
the Modern dayPacman
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Colbadol]
#4037047 - 04/10/05 12:07 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol dude just admit it a talk isn't anywhere close as getting laid whats a talk gonna do when you have a boner and your ready to stick it in almost anything? get a hooker or something
did she at least wear a mini skirt?
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
What What?
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: grphish]
#4037158 - 04/10/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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girls suck man
In a matter of speaking
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did she at least wear a mini skirt?
Yeah, did she? (I admit it: I have a mini-skirt fetish)
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: grphish]
#4038557 - 04/10/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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did she at least wear a mini skirt?
No....she wore jeans.
I'm so pathetic!!
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moosehead
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038604 - 04/10/05 08:20 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Who cares man. A good talk is nice, better than sex really in the long run. At the time being though, well =]
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Turd
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038728 - 04/10/05 08:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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ahahahahahahahahahah
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Ravus
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038780 - 04/10/05 09:05 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Simple cognitive dissonance. You talked instead of getting laid, so to make up for it your mind made itself believe talking was better than sex, when any outside observer would shake his head sadly for you.
Ah well, better luck next time. You could've just slipped a bit of GHB in her drink or such to help loosen her up, but now that time has come and gone a hooker would probably easier. You don't even have to fuck her eh? Just get a handjob followed by a blowjob or such.
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infamous
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Ravus]
#4039781 - 04/11/05 01:11 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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sex>talk
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Gurry
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
#4039865 - 04/11/05 01:40 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Where do you get phermones? Is it like a cologne type thing? I dont need these btw, I get laid fine on my own.
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40oz
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Loc: Sandy Eggo. Ca.
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4039868 - 04/11/05 01:41 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Warning: Corny conclusion to this thread....
She came over. I didn't get laid. But it's ok because we had a great talk. An amazing talk actually. I'll gladly take that over sex.
Also, I didn't want to cheat on my hand (she might get jealous).
.......................BWAHHAHAhHahAH
sex is better than a "talk" by far. know whats better than sex? sex with ducttape over her mouth so you wouldnt have to hear her talk.
you know, i think you should buy this pheremone stuff i use, its only $500 a bottle, p/m me.
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Mindzpore
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: 40oz]
#4040004 - 04/11/05 04:32 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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fortyounces2freedom said:
.......................BWAHHAHAhHahAH
sex is better than a "talk" by far. know whats better than sex? sex with ducttape over her mouth so you wouldnt have to hear her talk.
you know, i think you should buy this pheremone stuff i use, its only $500 a bottle, p/m me.
small hint dude, it she continues to talk while your having sex (and to a degree that makes you wish for ducttape). your doing something wrong.
let me brake it down for you: moans, groans, shouts = good. smalltalk = bad.
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Edited by Mindzpore (04/11/05 04:47 AM)
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exclusive58
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Mindzpore]
#4040007 - 04/11/05 04:39 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol Mindzpore
sometimes you just gotta break it down for people
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