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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..
    #4028004 - 04/07/05 09:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It's been almost five months. The pheromones I got (I wrote a former post about them) definately work in getting chicks to look at you and shit....but I haven't been able to "seal the deal". I'll admit it....I am flat out desperate right now.

So, I was talking to an ex-girlfriend and I guilt tripped her. I was like, "Oh God please let's have sex. I feel like I am going to die if I don't get any". I cajoled and enticed and ..Blammo!..she is coming over tomorrow and she will be wearing a short skirt.

Thank the Lord!!!


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028008 - 04/07/05 09:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

no you arent


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028015 - 04/07/05 09:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You won't get laid! You'll strike out and post about it! :wink:

Good luck and post about it!! :smirk:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028024 - 04/07/05 09:19 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hey enjoy yourself! I need to go get some pussy myself, I always feel self consious about going to a club by myself...I think I am just going to go do it...I work too early all the time lately...so Saturday night is about the only night I can go out...I hate not having a car too..can't afford one right now...


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: blissedout]
    #4028025 - 04/07/05 09:19 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

May I ask for pics of that now infamous mini skirt action? :grin:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: blissedout]
    #4028060 - 04/07/05 09:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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You won't get laid! You'll strike out and post about it! :wink:

Good luck and post about it!! :smirk:




Oh God, don't say that!  I have to maintain a positive attitude.  If I do strike out though....I'll post about how pathetic I am tomorrow.  I promise.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028072 - 04/07/05 09:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

wow
who would have thought that asking to have sex would actualy work


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028078 - 04/07/05 09:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just keep it strictly business, and enjoy the sex. Hopefully she is good looking also. Deepman you really love pics of real life shroomery related chicks eh?


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: notapillow]
    #4028093 - 04/07/05 09:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

no shit really? maybe that is what I am doing wrong...or just in the wrong state...humm...


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Shagshow]
    #4028094 - 04/07/05 09:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha, you got me there man!! I guess is just my usual reply to this kind of topic, kind of humorous post-whoring? :shrug:
I love pics of random chicks getting some hot action tho. What can I say, I'm a pornophlie :grin:

And yeah, Notapillow, I was surprised too, never worked for me :grin:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Shagshow]
    #4028101 - 04/07/05 09:31 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Just keep it strictly business, and enjoy the sex.  Hopefully she is good looking also.  Deepman you really love pics of real life shroomery related chicks eh?




Thanks.  There is gonna be one hell of a Shagshow tomorrow at my place.  :smirk:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028109 - 04/07/05 09:32 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Just keep it strictly business, and enjoy the sex.  Hopefully she is good looking also.  Deepman you really love pics of real life shroomery related chicks eh?




Thanks.  There is gonna be one hell of a Shagshow tomorrow at my place.  :smirk:



oh come on :smirk:
you can think of a better one :grin:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: notapillow]
    #4028119 - 04/07/05 09:33 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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wow
who would have thought that asking to have sex would actualy work




Yeah, usually it doesn't. It comes across as desperate. And chicks can smell desperation like dogs smell fear.

But, this chick knows me and she hasn't gotten laid in a while either. So, it is going to be a mutual "friends with benefits" thing.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: notapillow]
    #4028135 - 04/07/05 09:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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notapillow said:
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RandalFlagg said:
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Shagshow said:
Just keep it strictly business, and enjoy the sex.  Hopefully she is good looking also.  Deepman you really love pics of real life shroomery related chicks eh?




Thanks.  There is gonna be one hell of a Shagshow tomorrow at my place.  :smirk:



oh come on :smirk:
you can think of a better one :grin:




I'm going to do her standing up.....so there will be notapillow beneath her.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028140 - 04/07/05 09:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

lol classy


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4028170 - 04/07/05 09:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

heres a shroomery related chic just for you deep :peace:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
    #4028184 - 04/07/05 09:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Who's that?


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028195 - 04/07/05 09:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

my gf, she doesnt post but she reads on shroomery all the time. :peace:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
    #4028229 - 04/07/05 09:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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my gf, she doesnt post but she reads on shroomery all the time. :peace:




Yummy...Tell her if she wants a real man, she can PM me.  :lol:

But seriously, she looks very bone-able.  Lucky man.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4028236 - 04/07/05 09:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i didnt need pheremones to get her :wink:

j/k thanks though :peace:


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