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OfflineMrBump
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What do you think of to delay orgasm?
    #4062258 - 04/16/05 01:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

so, my gf was asking me this question the other day....

she said that her ex would think of DEAD PUPPIES and GRANDMA to delay orgasm!
:blush:

sometimes he would blurt out "dead puppies, dead puppies!" at orgasm and not realize it, not surpirsingly that seemed to be a big turnoff for her.

Myself, i think of nothing too unusual: jsut things i have to do the next day or my job, but sometimes that could works so well i start to go limp  :smirk:


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OfflineShagshow
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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4062267 - 04/16/05 01:45 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Just slow down, or stop for a minute. Take it out and go back down on her, that ought to keep you from climaxing. Check out tantra. You could also just try and fight the urge to stop after the initial orgasm, and keep on going; I find it keeps you from going down, and you can go forever on the second round. haha


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: Shagshow]
    #4062303 - 04/16/05 02:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Oh this is an easy one. Start counting down backwards from 100. Do your kegel exercises, squeeze and you'll go like the energizer bunny.


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OfflineLiveByFreedom
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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: badchad]
    #4062327 - 04/16/05 02:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I agree with just taking it out for a quick break, but some women don't like it when you stop. Thinking of dead puppies or your grandma during sex is just fucked up. Like shagshow said, you can go forever on the second round.


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OfflineQuantumMeltdown
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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4062412 - 04/16/05 02:54 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I have found that the thought of her getting pregnant has worked well.


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4062526 - 04/16/05 03:43 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

haha, i think of buddha.


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4062673 - 04/16/05 04:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I usually cum in about 30 seconds flat.

Only drugs can cure me...


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4062677 - 04/16/05 04:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

To keep myself going longer I will sometimes think about food, thats just me.


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
    #4062739 - 04/16/05 05:09 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

LiveByFreedom said:
I agree with just taking it out for a quick break, but some women don't like it when you stop.


You just have to make the break as smooth as possible so that she won't even really notice a reduction in her own sensory perception.  Thus, make an effort to slow down gradually while increasingly teasing other erogenous zones of her body, such as kissing her kneck while massaging her sweet spot with a finger or two, whisper a few sweet nothings in her ear and then get back to work :tongue2:

:doggystyle:


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4062747 - 04/16/05 05:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

QuantumMeltdown said:
I have found that the thought of her getting pregnant has worked well.


:lol:


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4062810 - 04/16/05 05:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

just nut and be happy with it. :cool:


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: TODAY]
    #4062830 - 04/16/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

She gets angry...


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: Ego Death]
    #4062832 - 04/16/05 05:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

...yeah...well, dead puppies it is then :wink:


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OfflineShagshow
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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: TODAY]
    #4063233 - 04/16/05 08:30 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Geo has the idea.  If your gradual with everything, and work other areas (spot above where your member is..eh..).  Your getting a rating for knowing how to please your women, and somehow keeping it clean at the same time :wink:.  haha


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: Shagshow]
    #4063269 - 04/16/05 08:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  Thanks for the vote of confidence..

I must admit I am just a bit out of practice. :lipsrsealed:
Though it shouldn't take too long to get back in the groove whence upon the opportunity arises :wink:

Happy lovin' everyone! :biggrin:


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: geokills]
    #4063279 - 04/16/05 08:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I think about einstein and general relativity , or I try and make up linear equations in my head and solve them.


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? *DELETED* [Re: MaJikFungus]
    #4063637 - 04/16/05 11:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #4063754 - 04/16/05 11:59 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

A little bit of weed and damn I last longer than the energizer bunny. Fortunately I have like this super freaky ability to almost control my .. err, orgasms. I can hold it for pretty much as long as I want and not lose any of the fun, then when I've taught her a lesson I'll release.

Strengthen your pc muscles and maybe meditate. Only then will you become one with the penis. mwahaha


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: MrBump]
    #4063798 - 04/17/05 12:13 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

drink a six pack...one beer will inhance orgasm..but 6 will slow it down, but not to the point of getting hard...but you will last..but it doesnt feel as pleasurable either...yes exercising your PC muscle will help too and delay it and you orgasm a lot harder and further...I love to cum can't you tell?? look at my signature picture...


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Re: What do you think of to delay orgasm? [Re: Skunk420]
    #4063831 - 04/17/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

..oh what you think of...humm...I dunno, I just am happy to be inside a hot pussy...I never really think of it..I am too busy humping away...


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