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OfflineMoldyArt
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407941 - 10/20/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #22407985 - 10/20/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22408042 - 10/20/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Back on topic, OP I have read about the Egyptians harnessing sexual energy.
http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/apr1/ankhing.htm
"Usually, the energy moves up the spine and out the top of the head directly into the eighth or thirteenth chakra"


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Edited by wolfiewolfie (10/20/15 08:53 AM)


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #22408047 - 10/20/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I plan on jerking off today and having a glorious orgasm


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #22408234 - 10/20/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Soul-Shine]
    #22408268 - 10/20/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Soul-Shine said:
Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.



Idk man, last time i orgasmed a squirrel climbed into a transformer and my city blacked out right on climax.

The time before that the whole pub started having blackouts like all night.

Coincidence? I think not!


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22408303 - 10/20/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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Soul-Shine said:
Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.



Idk man, last time i orgasmed a squirrel climbed into a transformer and my city blacked out right on climax.

The time before that the whole pub started having blackouts like all night.

Coincidence? I think not!



With great power comes great responsibility.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22408541 - 10/20/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.




Enjoy you sadness, depression and agressive behavior.


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Offlinesun_spots
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 2
    #22408589 - 10/20/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408605 - 10/20/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Penises do.  If I don't whack one, then it comes out in my sleep :uhoh:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22408630 - 10/20/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My condolences.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408667 - 10/20/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Its pretty good tbh, till u wake up


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408779 - 10/20/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
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The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.





Are you saying girls don't have wet dreams?


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #22408809 - 10/20/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 1
    #22408830 - 10/20/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




LOL.  Testicles don't work like that, bro.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408899 - 10/20/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




My ex sure 'needed' it.


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #22408902 - 10/20/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe yours don't.  Congratulations, you're very special.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408926 - 10/20/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Maybe yours don't.  Congratulations, you're very special.




What do you think happens when a guy gets a vasectomy?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 4runner]
    #22408935 - 10/20/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pardon me for not knowing your particulars.  My condolences to you as well.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408944 - 10/20/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yay! Sun_spots is back! Hi, sun_spots! :hi:


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