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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22434795 - 10/26/15 06:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How do you guys jerk off?!  :thisisheavyman:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
    #22434801 - 10/26/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't fuck around bro..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22434821 - 10/26/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

In all fairness this practice (I believe) came forth after the origination of Taoism.  In a time where folks read old texts and took them too literally or not correctly and began to sect off into things like digesting metals for eternal life (Kings died this way) and tossing Yarrow sticks to tell the future, even branching into buddhism.  I consider myself Taoist, and I think over sexual drainage is bad.... like that nynpho GF you had that wanted it 3X a day at least and anywhere.. not good for your spirit.  While your training yourself to do this please be safe and consider just blowing a damn load like the rest of us man


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Davesnothere]
    #22435381 - 10/26/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I am beginning this discipline today- no masturbation.

If I want sex, I will sleep with my wife, but to engage in masturbation when you have sex available seems like a harmful excess to me, so it ends now.

Ejaculation depletes magnesium and zinc, so supplementing those can help replenish the lost energy from over excessive ejaculation.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22435471 - 10/26/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
How do you guys jerk off?!  :thisisheavyman:



Just grab your balls and squeeslze till a milky red substance appears. If your balls turn bluish black then you did it right. Thats why the call them blue balls.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22435511 - 10/26/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That legitimately made me gag


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22436364 - 10/26/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Good on you man.

Masturbation is selfish. Give your love to the world and those around you.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22441066 - 10/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22441080 - 10/27/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

he'd be all transparent and stuff duh.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22441082 - 10/27/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

12th time today for me, I'm god's god at this point.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22441096 - 10/27/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD




You would think that a "god" would have a grasp of basic spelling and grammar.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22441145 - 10/27/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
12th time today for me, I'm god's god at this point.




bro youre losing so much energy if youre serious

real talk you need to use some self control to contain your energy and redirect it to make yourself more powerful or else you will die prematurely due to the energy drain


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22443482 - 10/28/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: x Ju x]
    #22443826 - 10/28/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.



Lol i forgoet to masturbate for months at times, this dude is trolling and he ain't even good at it.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22443982 - 10/28/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD



:waits:  4
:casket::splooge:

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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: x Ju x]
    #22444111 - 10/28/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.




that's 12 days that most people wouldn't be able to do dude... and it's 13 days now...

w/e man very few guys can go without having an orgasm for more than a week unless there's a very stressful event happening in his life

i am 13 days and counting and i will be at a year soon enough. in 10 years it is said that you will attain literal godhood.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22444133 - 10/28/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think it's that hard to go 13 days for most people lol, I think I'm going on like 2 months at this point for no real reason

We're you a chronic masturbater before this decision by any chance?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22444164 - 10/28/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
I don't think it's that hard to go 13 days for most people lol, I think I'm going on like 2 months at this point for no real reason

We're you a chronic masturbater before this decision by any chance?




so you just go 2 months without either masturbating or sex without a second thought?


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22444220 - 10/28/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah pretty much, not always but lately for whatever reason yeah


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22444271 - 10/28/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well I think that's kind of abnormal for most guys. more power to you tho

Keep it up and you will become godly too

I usually jerk it everyday but now i feel so much better in terms of my mood and my confidence. I feel a lot more social too, like i actually want to connect with other people.

The only issue is i'm feeling a slight attraction to men .. i hope things don't get weird


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