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Invisibleevenbreak
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im never having an orgasm e ver again * 2
    #22406865 - 10/20/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22406870 - 10/20/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:notimpressed:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 7
    #22406903 - 10/20/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Cum on


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: koods]
    #22406909 - 10/20/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Fucking chris...

Now I just see fucking puppets everywhere.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22406977 - 10/20/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep. IE an orgasm.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 4
    #22406987 - 10/20/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"I read this in some eastern meditation book."
:rofl:


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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22406988 - 10/20/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep. IE an orgasm.




no, i use meditation to redirect my sexual fluids and commute them into a higher form of energy by transmuting them up my spine and through my brain

it's a very powerful technique that i am learning and it will literally give me superpowers

let me know if you want to hear more bro i think a lot of people could benefit but they need to listen


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 7
    #22406992 - 10/20/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #22406998 - 10/20/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Energy work bro!


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OfflinePsychedelics yummy
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407005 - 10/20/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

better watch it now, if you dont get the ancient techniques down properly you'll have cum dripping out of your ears.

sort of like roger, periodically you'll just blow all over everything in the room, be careful with that old voodoo majika man, it aint a joke.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22407007 - 10/20/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eat your semen, stay energised


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22407010 - 10/20/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds about on par for this conversation...


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22407013 - 10/20/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

High in protein.


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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407018 - 10/20/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




No I am transmuting the semen into pure higher energy that takes the form of fluid that represents higher life energy not sexual energy

it takes a lot of willpower to achieve this but it's well worth it because once the process has completed you will have telekinesis and telepathy


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22407023 - 10/20/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

but you have to squeeze the semen through your spine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Psychedelics yummy] * 1
    #22407095 - 10/20/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22407241 - 10/20/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Fucking chris...

Now I just see fucking puppets everywhere.



For real man. Is thwre a post limit you just assume seperates puppets from posters? Im thinking 500 posts and ill take a thread seriously.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22407242 - 10/20/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22407252 - 10/20/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think you should look into happeh theory OP



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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22407661 - 10/20/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




No I am transmuting the semen into pure higher energy that takes the form of fluid that represents higher life energy not sexual energy

it takes a lot of willpower to achieve this but it's well worth it because once the process has completed you will have telekinesis and telepathy




:kingtard:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407941 - 10/20/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #22407985 - 10/20/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22408042 - 10/20/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Back on topic, OP I have read about the Egyptians harnessing sexual energy.
http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/apr1/ankhing.htm
"Usually, the energy moves up the spine and out the top of the head directly into the eighth or thirteenth chakra"


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Edited by wolfiewolfie (10/20/15 08:53 AM)


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #22408047 - 10/20/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I plan on jerking off today and having a glorious orgasm


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #22408234 - 10/20/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Soul-Shine]
    #22408268 - 10/20/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Soul-Shine said:
Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.



Idk man, last time i orgasmed a squirrel climbed into a transformer and my city blacked out right on climax.

The time before that the whole pub started having blackouts like all night.

Coincidence? I think not!


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22408303 - 10/20/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

Soul-Shine said:
Looks to me like you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe I'm incorrect. Trying to get "superpowers" from a practice like this shows the depth of insecurity and dissatisfaction you've probably developed about yourself. Not to say that it isn't a good practice, but it is one that should perhaps be approached with a different end goal in mind.



Idk man, last time i orgasmed a squirrel climbed into a transformer and my city blacked out right on climax.

The time before that the whole pub started having blackouts like all night.

Coincidence? I think not!



With great power comes great responsibility.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22408541 - 10/20/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.




Enjoy you sadness, depression and agressive behavior.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 2
    #22408589 - 10/20/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408605 - 10/20/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Penises do.  If I don't whack one, then it comes out in my sleep :uhoh:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22408630 - 10/20/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My condolences.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408667 - 10/20/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Its pretty good tbh, till u wake up


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408779 - 10/20/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sun_spots said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.





Are you saying girls don't have wet dreams?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #22408809 - 10/20/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 1
    #22408830 - 10/20/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sun_spots said:
No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




LOL.  Testicles don't work like that, bro.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408899 - 10/20/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




My ex sure 'needed' it.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #22408902 - 10/20/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe yours don't.  Congratulations, you're very special.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408926 - 10/20/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Maybe yours don't.  Congratulations, you're very special.




What do you think happens when a guy gets a vasectomy?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 4runner]
    #22408935 - 10/20/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pardon me for not knowing your particulars.  My condolences to you as well.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22408944 - 10/20/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yay! Sun_spots is back! Hi, sun_spots! :hi:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22408969 - 10/20/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Have fun with all that bro  :goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #22408993 - 10/20/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Cojo said:
Yay! Sun_spots is back! Hi, sun_spots! :hi:




Hey!  How've you been?  I've been lurking every now and then but I haven't seen you.  Hope that means you've been doing cool stuff. :cool:


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22409316 - 10/20/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22409329 - 10/20/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



That's called sexual frustration. Why do you think ISIS is so crazy?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22409368 - 10/20/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



in all seriousness, I agree.


When I meditate regularly, I masturbate WAY less, and I feel more motivated, energetic, and clear minded.  I think for me it comes from being able to distinguish a craving, and take control of it instead of just sucumming to it.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #22409464 - 10/20/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ancient people used to believe that if you hung upside down for long periods of time, that your sexual life force would move its way to the head.
In the Tarot, the card The Hanged Man represents this concept, as he's hung upside down but with a calm, almost happy look on his face.  But this is a clearly uncomfortable position.  So why is he happy?  His life force.  But deeper than that is his legs shaped into the number 4, but upside down. The earth has four elements, and the upside down 4 represents the hanged man's world is turned upside down.  The transference of his life force is a metaphor for a revelation so powerful that it turns your entire world and perceptions upside down.



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22409494 - 10/20/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




Are ovaries involved in orgasm?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 2
    #22409532 - 10/20/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.




It's not a physical "need" like in a male who needs to relieve the pressure, but it is still possible for some females.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission#In_women


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Supachopped719] * 3
    #22409536 - 10/20/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Let's just be honest here and all admit, none of us has any clue what goes on in a vagina. All that matters is you stick your teeny weeny in it, something magic happens, then you cry for a few hours take a shower, and never see the woman attached to it again.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Supachopped719]
    #22409686 - 10/20/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Indirectly, yes.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22409692 - 10/20/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22409696 - 10/20/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Let's just be honest here and all admit, none of us has any clue what goes on in a vagina. All that matters is you stick your teeny weeny in it, something magic happens, then you cry for a few hours take a shower, and never see the woman attached to it again.




LOL, quality post. :highfive:

Sorry for the triple post.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 2
    #22409713 - 10/20/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I mean you said vaginas don't work like that but... Well they do. :shrug:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22409715 - 10/20/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ok


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22409808 - 10/20/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
"I read this in some eastern meditation book."
:rofl:



I died so hard of laughter at this


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 1
    #22409881 - 10/20/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



That's called sexual frustration. Why do you think ISIS is so crazy?



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22409908 - 10/20/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:
Quote:

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makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.




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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22409921 - 10/20/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

wolfiewolfie said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.




Yes. This is how you Shroomery. Pay attention noobs, this is how you do it!

You're gettin' a 5! :mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom:



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: topdog82]
    #22416128 - 10/21/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Day 7, i feel amazing cuz i didn't nut

Once I make it to 10 years I will attain godhood, so says the hindi practices

You can all have your fun with sex and masturbation. THey are temporary pleasures and in ten years I will be an immortal demigod with unparalled powers.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416139 - 10/21/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Didn't you read the part where they anally probed other men and drank their cum to gain their power?

You should try that too!


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416141 - 10/21/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What if you want to have children? Are you sure the books are not regarding having self control as of meaning power?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22416222 - 10/21/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Dr.Wongburger said:
What if you want to have children? Are you sure the books are not regarding having self control as of meaning power?




Do yourself a favor and spend an afternoon to read through this entire book.
http://www.dlshq.org/download/brahmacharya.pdf

Read, and be free forever by never ever ejaculating ever again for the rest of your life


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416236 - 10/21/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

damn. cum really will be leaking out of your ears.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416252 - 10/21/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.




Yeah. all of that.

But doesn't it feel so fucking good to just let go?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: x Ju x]
    #22416327 - 10/22/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.




Yeah. all of that.

But doesn't it feel so fucking good to just let go?




heroin and meth feels good too

but those drugs leave you drained and fucked up afterwards

same thing with orgasming.


it's not worth it. never orgasm and you will be happier for it


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416351 - 10/22/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the fact that you compared an orgasm on the same scientific level as heroin and meth and drugs is mind boggling to me :lol:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416357 - 10/22/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

For every orgasm you don't have, I'm going to have THREE, so HA!


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22416383 - 10/22/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Le_Canard said:
For every orgasm you don't have, I'm going to have THREE, so HA!




In 10 years you will be a pathetic husk of a man because you've lost all your life energy from having orgasms.

While I will become like Goku.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416394 - 10/22/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

http://ocoy.org/original-yoga/twelve-pointers-for-maintaining-brahmacharya/

I want to help you guys realize the power that I will soon attain. Why settle for base pleasures when you can have a pleasure greater than any you have ever known?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22416401 - 10/22/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: Boy, you're very gullible.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22417563 - 10/22/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

More ejactualtion = less power and vitality. Less masturbation = more willpower.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22417584 - 10/22/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
http://ocoy.org/original-yoga/twelve-pointers-for-maintaining-brahmacharya/

I want to help you guys realize the power that I will soon attain. Why settle for base pleasures when you can have a pleasure greater than any you have ever known?



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22417731 - 10/22/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
More ejactualtion = less power and vitality. Less masturbation = more willpower.




More like..

More ejaculation = arm training

Less masturbation = you just came in your sleep

Good job, sport.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Uzziel] * 1
    #22417806 - 10/22/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There is merit to OP's topic. Orgasm drains the life source out of you.

Sex is great, as long as you don't ejaculate.

For men, orgasms make them weaker.

For women, it makes them stronger.

Try it before you disregard it.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22417810 - 10/22/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Eat your semen, stay energised




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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22417821 - 10/22/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ha this thread made me crack up

"I am God " lol


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: MoxyOx] * 1
    #22417853 - 10/22/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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MoxyOx said:
There is merit to OP's topic. Orgasm drains the life source out of you.

Sex is great, as long as you don't ejaculate.

For men, orgasms make them weaker.

For women, it makes them stronger.

Try it before you disregard it.





Prove it - if it has merit - it's provable


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Uzziel]
    #22417939 - 10/22/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm never busting a load again!


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22417977 - 10/22/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ejaculating reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Whack away.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Adden]
    #22417986 - 10/22/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Gotta keep them pipes clean somehow


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22418223 - 10/22/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lmao, op do what you wanna do its your body. but shit man, you have a dick for two reasons. getting rid of waste, and creating new life. You do realize if every man took your advice the human race would end right?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #22418378 - 10/22/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Personally, I don't watch porn and only masturbate a few times a month.  I too have noticed an improvement in my energy levels and vitality and even success with females when not ejaculating every day.

I love sex though and would never give it up.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheMovement]
    #22418662 - 10/22/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly. It's about moderation, not abjection and complete withdrawal.

It only became common in the past couple years during the "sexual liberation" to constantly flush your seed down the toilet.

Who here has watched Eraserhead? Remember the moongirl stomping on the sperm?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheMovement]
    #22418664 - 10/22/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Personally, I don't watch porn and only masturbate a few times a month.  I too have noticed an improvement in my energy levels and vitality and even success with females when not ejaculating every day.

I love sex though and would never give it up.



This. I think it is more the psychological benefits of abstaining from porn. I think that daily fapping is bad, but irregular and spontaneous is better


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: koods]
    #22418860 - 10/22/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Cum on




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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22419003 - 10/22/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Exactly. It's about moderation, not abjection and complete withdrawal.

It only became common in the past couple years during the "sexual liberation" to constantly flush your seed down the toilet.

Who here has watched Eraserhead? Remember the moongirl stomping on the sperm?




thats wrong and thats ur weakness trying to justify ejaculating

it's not about moderation, it's about complete and total abstinence from ejaculation.

only then will you know true power. if you don't believe me, try it for 1 year and i bet you will feel a thousand times the human being that you are right now


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22419050 - 10/22/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
Quote:

MoxyOx said:
Exactly. It's about moderation, not abjection and complete withdrawal.

It only became common in the past couple years during the "sexual liberation" to constantly flush your seed down the toilet.

Who here has watched Eraserhead? Remember the moongirl stomping on the sperm?




thats wrong and thats ur weakness trying to justify ejaculating

it's not about moderation, it's about complete and total abstinence from ejaculation.

only then will you know true power. if you don't believe me, try it for 1 year and i bet you will feel a thousand times the human being that you are right now



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22419052 - 10/22/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Look, you guys are skeptical, I understand. But I thought this is a forum of open-minded individuals who like to expand their minds.

Listen, just read this thread. Then come back and tell me again that orgasming is good for you.

You won't be able to.

http://thedaobums.com/topic/22912-semen-retention-100-days-and-my-experiences/


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22419285 - 10/22/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

From the source you just posted:
Quote:

As a side not i'd say that conserving Jing along combined dual cultivation is in many ways a superior practice than celibacy...but one that takes a very high level of discipline and self-control.




There also is microcosmic solo-cultivation where you draw the orgasm energy up to nourish the brain then direct it down to store in the dan tien.

Mantak Chia advocates this total body orgasm- without ejaculation.  http://lipn.univ-paris13.fr/~duchamp/Books&more/Neurosciences/Reflexologie/Mantak%20Chia/%5BMantak_Chia,_Michael_Winn%5D_Taoist_Secrets_of_Love(BookFi.org).pdf

This is a difficult practice to master (pairing your Jing conservation with solo or dual cultivation - directed dry orgasm) but worth it; get a few modern books on Male Multiple Orgasm or "Dry" Orgasm to help learn how to separate ejaculation from orgasm.



I agree with the knowledge of moderating ejaculation, and also appreciate the science showing the relationship between ejaculation and prostate cancer health.


I continue to follow the teachings that ejaculation frequency is to be based upon age, health, and season/weather to guard energy...  while maintaining that plentiful directed orgasms (and the occasional ejaculation) are good and healthful.


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2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
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4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: flickedbic]
    #22420115 - 10/22/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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flickedbic said:
From the source you just posted:
Quote:

As a side not i'd say that conserving Jing along combined dual cultivation is in many ways a superior practice than celibacy...but one that takes a very high level of discipline and self-control.




There also is microcosmic solo-cultivation where you draw the orgasm energy up to nourish the brain then direct it down to store in the dan tien.

Mantak Chia advocates this total body orgasm- without ejaculation.  http://lipn.univ-paris13.fr/~duchamp/Books&more/Neurosciences/Reflexologie/Mantak%20Chia/%5BMantak_Chia,_Michael_Winn%5D_Taoist_Secrets_of_Love(BookFi.org).pdf

This is a difficult practice to master (pairing your Jing conservation with solo or dual cultivation - directed dry orgasm) but worth it; get a few modern books on Male Multiple Orgasm or "Dry" Orgasm to help learn how to separate ejaculation from orgasm.



I agree with the knowledge of moderating ejaculation, and also appreciate the science showing the relationship between ejaculation and prostate cancer health.


I continue to follow the teachings that ejaculation frequency is to be based upon age, health, and season/weather to guard energy...  while maintaining that plentiful directed orgasms (and the occasional ejaculation) are good and healthful.




That's one approach. It's very pleasure-centric though.

I don't really like mantak chia's techniques from the couple books I read from him. I'm not going to stroke myself off everyday without cumming ... that's weird.

It makes much more sense to just meditate a ton and conscoiusly redirect the pent up sexual feelings to more productive energy. I really don't need help being any more horny.

It has been one week and every time I get horny as fuck but push those thoughts aside and focus on something else, my chest and abdomen gets a nice mildly orgasmic feeling and I feel this really nice sense of well-being

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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22420707 - 10/22/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

seriously op, if every man did that then the human race would go extinct. Are you against the human race that much?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #22421237 - 10/23/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You will have orgasms in your sleep... no way around it


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: alexmir]
    #22421887 - 10/23/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The book I linked recommends a series of kegal exercises among other advice; under "Exercises To Increase Male Potency":

"HOW TO AVOID WET DREAMS
Wet dreams have different causes: one is from daily stimulation
along sexual avenues and the other is because of the over richness
of food and eating too late at night. Another cause may be that the
blanket is too warm or the underwear is too tight. Another cause is
drinking too much water, causing the bladder to press into the
prostate gland and thus producing wet dreams.
In the normal adult having a wet dream once a month is considered
normal. But some lose the seed 4 or 8 times per month
because they are too weak or have too much sex or you masturbate
too much. So when sperm is too full and stimulated, you will have
ejaculation. Sickness such as infection of the uterus or prostate or
venereal disease damages the genital parts and may cause you to
ejaculate very easily.
Even worse is to have wet dreams with still greater frequency,
as much as every night. Some even have them during day time
naps. Their face is very pale, their eyes are dull, their body is
clumsy, they have a loss of memory and they are always in a
physical low. After practicing this method for a few weeks their
power begins to return.

First try to stop the leak. Because the weaker the body is the
more the sperm will leak. The main thing is to close or seal the
leaking penis. This practice is called "Seal the Leaking Door". If
you diligently practice this method you can stop the leak in one
week. The method we teach here has been used by people who
have had serious problems with wet dreams with good results.
There are two positions. One is lying flat on your back, thinking
and concentrating on bringing warmth to the hiu-yin and testes.
Do this for about ten minutes. After doing that for ten minutes, do
the Big Drawing, clenching the teeth and fists, putting your tongue
up to your palate and drawing in by tightening the feet and buttocks.
Start to pull in from the Hui-Yin, testes and penis, holding
your breath while doing this. Hold this for one to two minutes and
gradually increase to five minutes.
Do thirty-six repetitions five times a day: 180 times altogether.
Or use a sitting position with back erect and meditate to the Hui-
Yin region for ten to fifteen minutes and gradually tighten the teeth,
hands, feet and buttocks. Do the big Draw also for 36 repetitions, 5
times per day for at least 2 weeks to one month.
The second position is to lie flat on the bed and rub your
hands until they are hot. Use the right hand under the head and the
left hand under the testes pulling the penis up, use the palm to
press the whole testes and start to draw in thinking the power
transferred from the back to the head and from the left hand to the
right hand. Tighten your feet, clench your teeth and do the big
drawing 24 repetitions for 5 times a day.
A third method is to sit down on the floor, back straight, and
put the left foot over the right foot. Rub the whole foot, especially
on the yung ch'uen for 36 times. Change legs and repeat, bringing
the power down to the feet and later back up to the head.
The most effective method is the first, especially for those
people who have been meditating and can gradually transfer the
power to the head. This technique is also the most powerful one for
those with no training in meditation. It will take a bit more practice
but will produce good results. The second is only for those with no
training in meditation and can't control the mind very well. The
third method is good for any condition or time, as rubbing the feet
is very good for the entire health."


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4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22422211 - 10/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You are blinded by your self righteousness. Keep at the celibacy if that is what you wish, but do not tout what is right and wrong.

What you have are opinions.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22422441 - 10/23/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I offer you truth and freedom.

Try for yourself and you can experience what im talking about firsthand.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22422587 - 10/23/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone who offers "truth" is either blind themselves or trying to enslave you.

I've tried this. It is the way of the monk, and the monk is near incapable of surviving in the post industrial world.

Good luck. I have nothing more to add.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22422655 - 10/23/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is so weird, that's 10 minutes totally wasted reading all this shit

Oh and
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evenbreak said:
I offer you truth and freedom.




:lolsy:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22422688 - 10/23/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
This thread is so weird, that's 10 minutes totally wasted reading all this shit

Oh and
Quote:

evenbreak said:
I offer you truth and freedom.




:lolsy:




This dude's trolling hard and everyone's falling for it.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22434743 - 10/26/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, so there are two guys, assuming both are exact replicas of one another to avoid deviation.

Guy A has not ejaculated for 1 year.

Guy B has ejaculated once per day, for a year.

An observer is then brought in, which has never met either man.



So if ejaculating means losing your life force and becoming lesser, what are the differences between the two men? Like reeeeally. what are the noteable differences that prove what you're talking about.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: x Ju x]
    #22434754 - 10/26/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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x Ju x said:
So if ejaculating means losing your life force and becoming lesser, what are the differences between the two men? Like reeeeally. what are the noteable differences that prove what you're talking about.




The one that didn't jack off will simply appear more energetic, full of life and healthy looking in general.

While the one who did will have wrinkles, bags under the eyes, and an overall lethargic appearance.
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22434795 - 10/26/15 06:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How do you guys jerk off?!  :thisisheavyman:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
    #22434801 - 10/26/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't fuck around bro..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22434821 - 10/26/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

In all fairness this practice (I believe) came forth after the origination of Taoism.  In a time where folks read old texts and took them too literally or not correctly and began to sect off into things like digesting metals for eternal life (Kings died this way) and tossing Yarrow sticks to tell the future, even branching into buddhism.  I consider myself Taoist, and I think over sexual drainage is bad.... like that nynpho GF you had that wanted it 3X a day at least and anywhere.. not good for your spirit.  While your training yourself to do this please be safe and consider just blowing a damn load like the rest of us man


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Davesnothere]
    #22435381 - 10/26/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I am beginning this discipline today- no masturbation.

If I want sex, I will sleep with my wife, but to engage in masturbation when you have sex available seems like a harmful excess to me, so it ends now.

Ejaculation depletes magnesium and zinc, so supplementing those can help replenish the lost energy from over excessive ejaculation.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22435471 - 10/26/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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How do you guys jerk off?!  :thisisheavyman:



Just grab your balls and squeeslze till a milky red substance appears. If your balls turn bluish black then you did it right. Thats why the call them blue balls.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22435511 - 10/26/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That legitimately made me gag


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22436364 - 10/26/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Good on you man.

Masturbation is selfish. Give your love to the world and those around you.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22441066 - 10/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22441080 - 10/27/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

he'd be all transparent and stuff duh.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22441082 - 10/27/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

12th time today for me, I'm god's god at this point.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22441096 - 10/27/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD




You would think that a "god" would have a grasp of basic spelling and grammar.


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    #22441145 - 10/27/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
12th time today for me, I'm god's god at this point.




bro youre losing so much energy if youre serious

real talk you need to use some self control to contain your energy and redirect it to make yourself more powerful or else you will die prematurely due to the energy drain


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22443482 - 10/28/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.


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    #22443826 - 10/28/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.



Lol i forgoet to masturbate for months at times, this dude is trolling and he ain't even good at it.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22443982 - 10/28/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: x Ju x]
    #22444111 - 10/28/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.




that's 12 days that most people wouldn't be able to do dude... and it's 13 days now...

w/e man very few guys can go without having an orgasm for more than a week unless there's a very stressful event happening in his life

i am 13 days and counting and i will be at a year soon enough. in 10 years it is said that you will attain literal godhood.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22444133 - 10/28/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think it's that hard to go 13 days for most people lol, I think I'm going on like 2 months at this point for no real reason

We're you a chronic masturbater before this decision by any chance?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22444164 - 10/28/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
I don't think it's that hard to go 13 days for most people lol, I think I'm going on like 2 months at this point for no real reason

We're you a chronic masturbater before this decision by any chance?




so you just go 2 months without either masturbating or sex without a second thought?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22444220 - 10/28/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah pretty much, not always but lately for whatever reason yeah


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22444271 - 10/28/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well I think that's kind of abnormal for most guys. more power to you tho

Keep it up and you will become godly too

I usually jerk it everyday but now i feel so much better in terms of my mood and my confidence. I feel a lot more social too, like i actually want to connect with other people.

The only issue is i'm feeling a slight attraction to men .. i hope things don't get weird


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22444346 - 10/28/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I eliminated masturbation but recieved oral sex from my wife today. I am going to try to go completely without orgasm from now on though .

I am totally convinced now that drastically reducing my ejaculation frequency is totally essential for my health, potence and spiritual growth.

I just wish I had started years ago.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22444427 - 10/28/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Keep the orgasms; but save ejaculation for a monthly treat (and to maintain prostate health).

Orgasm=/=Ejaculation.


Start working on those kegals.



It's great to be able to orgasm with your girl and keep going, higher and higher.  Sex has a spiritual realm that's much like a trip; together dancing between worlds.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22444775 - 10/28/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
I am totally convinced now that drastically reducing my ejaculation frequency is totally essential for my health, potence and spiritual growth.





And what convinced you?

What is the same thing that convinced you becoming a free mason was gonna let you learn the dark arcane arts?

:rofl:

The amount of cockery in this thread is hilarious. YEAH GUYS, DON'T EJACULATE BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU SPIRITUAL POWERS BRAH.

Oh wait, every week you're gonna have nocturnal emissions involuntary anyways because sperm has to come out one way or the other.

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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22446306 - 10/28/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah pretty much, not always but lately for whatever reason yeah



Lol this guy is cracking me up. Makes me wonder if bitter cactus is back, and straight edge with a vengeance.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22446371 - 10/28/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing, and no one, is stopping me from fapping.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22447503 - 10/29/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
Quote:

x Ju x said:
Quote:

evenbreak said:
12 days u fucking bitches i feel like a fucking king

still doubting?

if you are its cause youre weak as fuck lmao!!

i am a fucin GOD





Only 12 days? Jesus christ. That's what your bragging about? I thought you were like a year in or something.




that's 12 days that most people wouldn't be able to do dude... and it's 13 days now...

w/e man very few guys can go without having an orgasm for more than a week unless there's a very stressful event happening in his life

i am 13 days and counting and i will be at a year soon enough. in 10 years it is said that you will attain literal godhood.




:lol:

I'll go months without busting a nut without even thinkin' about it, and you're braggin' about not even two weeks.

:lolsy:

Get on my level, pussy.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22447518 - 10/29/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lmao fuck u im gonna go for a year this time, im just getting started

see who gets the last laugh when im flinging objects across the room with my mind


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22447550 - 10/29/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i think if u went a whole year your prostate would calcify into a rock, then the next time u cum you'd be shooting rocks or maybe it would just be like a couple bubbles :holyshitbubbles:  yah i know....but it was the only grimlin with bubbles:cookiemonster:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22447581 - 10/29/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
lmao fuck u im gonna go for a year this time, im just getting started

see who gets the last laugh when im flinging objects across the room with my mind




Whatever you say :smug:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22447583 - 10/29/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nah man :bubbles:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22447847 - 10/29/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
lmao fuck u im gonna go for a year this time, im just getting started

see who gets the last laugh when im flinging objects across the room with my mind



If this were possible i would have been ruling the world, no, UNIVERSE, by age 8.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22448662 - 10/29/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like I am already feeling the benefits of no masturbation. It's great for my relationship because all my sexual energy goes to making love.
Also the reduced orgasm frequency may or may not contribute to my recently improved mood.

I aim aiming to orgasm only once a week and only while making love.
I hope never to masturbate again. I just wish I had started sooner.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22448848 - 10/29/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"I feel like I am already feeling"
That's some touchy feely shit right there haha!


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22451489 - 10/29/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

damn... im so horny today i saw this 400lb 50year old chick and i wanted to fuck her rly bad lol

i dont believe you guys saying you just go for months without nutting, thats some bullshit. this takes some insane willpower that very few people possess


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22451509 - 10/29/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
damn... im so horny today i saw this 400lb 50year old chick and i wanted to fuck her rly bad lol

i dont believe you guys saying you just go for months without nutting, thats some bullshit. this takes some insane willpower that very few people possess




No it doesn't :lol: It sounds like you're just extremely weak willed.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22451544 - 10/29/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

is OP god yet?


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Adolin]
    #22451553 - 10/29/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not yet. If he moves things with his mind after a year, it'll take at least a decade to become God. The 2020's are gonna be pretty blue for OP, if you know what I mean


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22451554 - 10/29/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22452448 - 10/30/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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The only issue is i'm feeling a slight attraction to men .. i hope things don't get weird




Too late :grin: nothing to be ashamed of, you can do whatever you want to get in touch with yourself but its OK to be gay my friend.  Don't try to repress it or you'll end up self-destructing.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22452458 - 10/30/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing wrong with being attracted to men.

All I know is I have tried jacking off whenever I want for 28 years. I am ready to experiment with something else, so this is like day 4 of no jerking it for me now.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22452933 - 10/30/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yea sure, nothing wrong with loving men. Just realize that if sex doesn't feel right with them, then it is the mental connection you enjoy with them and not the lust.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22453095 - 10/30/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well have fun cleaning your sheets every morning, OP
I just get a frustrating feeling sometimes then realize oh I hadn't fapped in months.

BS abstaining makes you better :lol:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Beanhead]
    #22453164 - 10/30/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i'm not actually gay :smile:. i'm just horny as fuck, and if some really good looking guy with a 6pack started grabbing at me, i'm not sure how to feel is all im saying


but i am going to start meditating more. abstaining just to feel sexually frustrated will get me nowhere, the whole point of this is redirecting lust into higher energy

im serious guys. im not trolling or joking. im literally going to become a god in 10 years


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22453257 - 10/30/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Fritzzthecat22]
    #22453266 - 10/30/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yah i made 2 huge pots of soup, vacuum sealed it all, freezer is packed to feed me for a month straight now


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22453274 - 10/30/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i ran the numbers and its like $2.50 per meal for the chili i made, and i still have enough meat to make it all again, so its closer to like $1.50 a meal.  Then i made broccoli soup, that was like $1 a meal

next im gunna make a mushroom soup i think, then split pea, and then cream of potato/ham


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22453328 - 10/30/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

talking about mushroom soup in an orgasm thread  :whateveryousayfreak:

and OP, you won't be a super saiyajin in 10 years, more like



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: JohnnieYen] * 1
    #27588344 - 12/20/21 01:36 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Can we get insight 6 years later please 😆


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: DragonTurtle]
    #27588434 - 12/20/21 02:59 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, guy has been reading the wrong Eastern books

Should have read that Japanese one about only having mental clarity after busting a nut (on as many females as possible)


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #27588731 - 12/20/21 07:42 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

tl;dr OP confused orgasm with ejaculation


Vama Marga and Kundalini Awakening
The science of tantra has two main branches, which are known as vama marga and dakshina marga. Vama marga is the left hand path which combines sexual life with yoga practices in order to explode the dormant energy centres. Dakshina marga is the right path of yoga practices without sexual enactment. According to tantra, sexual life has a threefold purpose. Some practise it for procreation, others for pleasure, but the tantric yogi practices it for samadhi (the state of union with universal consciousness). He does not hold any negative views about it, he does it as a part of his sadhana (spiritual practice), but, at the same time, he realizes that for spiritual purposes, the experience must be maintained. Ordinarily this experience is lost before one is able to deepen it. By mastering certain techniques, however, this experience can become continuous even throughout daily life. Then the silent centres of the brain are awakened and start to function all the time.


The energy principle
The contention of vama marga is that the awakening of kundalini (dormant potential energy) is possible through the sexual interaction between man and woman. The concept behind this follows the same lines as the process of fission and fusion described in modern physics. Man and woman represent positive and negative energy. On a mental level they represent time and space. Ordinarily, these two forces stand at opposite poles. During sexual interaction, however, they move out of their position of polarity, towards the centre. When they come together at the nucleus or central point, an explosion occurs and matter becomes manifest. This is the basic theme of tantric initiation.

The natural event that takes place between a man and woman is considered as the explosion of the energy centre. In every speck of life, the union between the positive and negative poles is responsible for creation. At the same time, union between the positive and negative poles is also responsible for enlightenment. The experience which takes place at the time of union is a glimpse of the higher experience. This subject has been thoroughly discussed in all the old scriptures of tantra. Actually, more important than the energy waves that are created during the mutual union, is the process of directing that energy to the higher centres. Everybody knows how this energy is created, but nobody knows how to direct it to the higher centres. In fact, very few people have a full and positive understanding of this natural event which almost everybody in the world experiences. If the conjugal experience, which is generally very transitory, could be extended for a period of time, then the experience of enlightenment would take place. The elements that are brought together in this process of union are known as Shiva and Shakti. Shiva represents purusha (consciousness) and Shakti represents prakriti (energy). Shakti, in different forms, is present in all creation. Both material and spiritual energy are known as Shakti. When the energy moves outwardly it is material energy and when it is directed upwards it is spiritual energy. Therefore, when the union between man and woman is practised in the correct way, it has a very positive influence on the development of spiritual awareness.


Retaining the bindu
Bindu means a point or a drop. In tantra, bindu is considered to be the nucleus, or the abode of matter, the point from which all creation becomes manifest. The source of bindu is actually in the higher centres of the brain, but due to the development of emotions and passions, bindu falls down to the lower region where it is transformed into sperm and ova. At the higher level bindu is a point. At the lower level it is a drop of liquid, which drips from the male and female orgasm. According to tantra, the preservation of the bindu is absolutely necessary for two reasons. Firstly, the process of regeneration can only be carried out with the help of bindu. Secondly, all the spiritual experiences take place when there is an explosion of bindu. This explosion can result in the creation of a thought or of anything. Therefore, in tantra, certain practices are recommended by which the male partner can stop ejaculation and retain the bindu.

According to tantra, ejaculation should not take place. One should learn how to stop it. For this purpose, the male partner should perfect the practices of vajroli mudra as well as moola bandha and uddiyana bandha. When these three kriyas (practices) are perfected, one is able to stop ejaculation completely at any point of the experience. The sexual act culminates in a particular experience which is reached only at the point of explosion of energy. Unless the energy explodes, the experience cannot take place. However, this experience has to be maintained so that the energy level remains high. When the energy level falls, ejaculation takes place. Therefore, ejaculation is avoided, not so much to preserve the semen, but because it causes a depression in the level of energy. To make this energy travel upwards through the spine, certain hatha yoga kriyas have to be mastered. The experience which is concomitant of energy has to be raised to the higher centres. It is only possible to do this if you are able to prolong and maintain the experience. As long as the experience continues, you can direct it to the higher centres, but as soon as the energy level undergoes depression, ejaculation will inevitably take place.

Ejaculation brings down the temperature of the body and, at the same time, the nervous system undergoes depression. When the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems undergo depression, the brain is affected. When you are able to retain the semen without ejaculating at all, the energy in the nervous system and the temperature in the whole body are maintained. At the same time, you are free from the sense of loss, depression, frustration and guilt. Retention of the semen will also help to increase the sexual frequency, and that is better for both partners. The sexual act does not have to create weakness or dissipate the energy, on the contrary, it can become a means of exploding the energy. Therefore, the value of retaining the bindu should not be underestimated.

In hatha yoga there are certain practices which must be perfected for this purpose. You should begin with asanas (a steady and comfortable position of the body) such as paschimottanasana, shalabhasana, vajrasana, supta vajrasana and siddhasana. These are beneficial as they place an automatic contraction on the lower centres. Sirshasana is also important because it ventilates the brain so that all of one's experiences will be healthy. When these postures have been mastered, shambhavi mudra is perfected in order to hold the concentration steadily at bhrumadhya (the eyebrow centre). Then vajroli mudra has to be practiced together with moola bandha and uddiyana bandha with kumbhaka (breath retention). Practise of kumbhaka is necessary while the ejaculation is being held. Retention of the breathe and the bindu go hand in hand. Loss of kumbhaka is loss of bindu, and loss of bindu is loss of kumbhaka. During kumbhaka, when you are maintaining the experience, you should be able to direct it to the higher centres. If you are able to create an archetype of this experience, perhaps in the form of a serpent or a luminous continuity, then the result will be fantastic. So, in spiritual life bindu must be preserved at all costs.


The female experience
In the female body, the point of concentration is at mooladhara chakra, which is situated at the cervix, just behind the opening of the uterus. This is the point where space and time unite and explode in the form of an experience. In ordinary language that experience is known as orgasm, but in the language of tantra it is called an awakening. In order to maintain the continuity of that experience, it is necessary for a build up of energy to take place at that particular bindu or point. Usually this does not happen because the explosion of energy dissipates throughout the body through the sexual orgasm. In order to avoid this happening, the woman must be able to hold her mind in absolute concentration on that particular point. The practice for this is known as sahajoli.

Sahajoli is actually concentration on the bindu, but this is very difficult. Therefore, the practice of sahajoli, which is the contraction of the vaginal as well as the uterine muscles, should be practised over a long period of time. Uddiyana bandha is always practised with external retention. It is important to be able to preform this in any position. Usually it is practised in siddha yoni asana, but one should be able to do it in vajrasana as well. When you practise uddiyana bandha, the other two bandhas - jalandhara and moola bandha, occur spontaneously. Years of practice will create a keen sense of concentration on the correct point in the body. This concentration is more mental in nature; however, since it is not possible to do it mentally one has to start from some physical point. If a woman is able to concentrate and maintain the continuity of the experience, she can awaken her energy to a high level.

According to tantra, there are two different areas of orgasm. One is in the nervous zone, which is the common experience for most women, and the other is in mooladhara chakra. When sahajoli is practised during maithuna (the act of sexual union), mooladhara chakra wakes up and the spiritual or tantric orgasm takes place. When the yogini is able to practise sahajoli for say five to fifteen minutes, she can retain the tantric orgasm for the same period of time. By retaining this experience, the flow of energy is reversed. Circulation of blood and sympathetic/parasympathetic forces move upward. At this point, she transcends normal consciousness and sees the light. That is how she enters the state of dhyana (deep meditation). Unless the woman is able to practise sahajoi, she will not be able to retain the impulses necessary for the tantric orgasm, and consequently she will have the nervous orgasm, which is short-lived and followed by dissatisfaction and exhaustion. So sahajoli is an extremely important practice for women. In uddiyana, nauli, naukasana, vajrasana and siddha yoni asana, sahajoli comes naturally.


Tantric guru
Just as in the scheme of creation, Shakti is the creator and Shiva the witness of the whole game, in tantra the woman has the status of guru and the man of disciple. The tantric tradition is actually passed on from the woman to the man. In tantric practice, it is the woman who initiates. It is only by her power that the act of maithuna takes place. All the preliminaries are done by her. She puts the mark on the man's forehead and tells him where to meditate. In ordinary interaction the man takes the aggressive role and the woman participates, but in tantra they switch roles. The woman becomes the operator and the man her medium. She has to be able to arouse him. Then, at the right moment, she must create the bindu so he can practise vajroli. if the man loses his bindu, it means that the woman has failed to carry out her functions properly.

In tantra it is said that Shiva is incapable without Shakti. Shakti is the priestess. Therefore, when vama marga is practised, the man must have an absolutely tantric attitude towards the woman. He cannot behave with her as men generally do with other women. Ordinarily, when a man looks at a woman he becomes passionate, but during maithuna he should not. He should see her as the divine mother, Devi, and approach her with an attitude of devotion and surrender, not with lust.


The red and white bindu
The power of the bindu has been known to mystics throughout the history of mankind. In tantra, each bindu, each particle of manifested existence is regarded as a centre of power or shakti. This shakti is an expression of the underlying substratum of static consciousness. The aim of the tantric system is to bring about a fusion of Shakti - the individual manifested power, with Shiva - the inert, underlying universal consciousness.

The bindu is the cosmic seed from which all things manifest and grow. It is often related to male sperm because from the tiny bindu of a single spermatozoon, joined with the minute female ovum, a new life grows. The act of conception is a perfect symbol of the principle of bindu. In fact, bindu is explained in these terms in many of the texts of tantric kundalini yoga. In the Yogachudamani Upanishad (verse 60) it says: "The bindu is of two types, white and red. The white is shukla (sperm) and the red is maharaj (menses)." Here the white bindu symbolizes Shiva, purusha or consciousness, and the red bindu symbolizes Shakti, prakriti or the power of manifestation. The white bindu lies in the bindu visarga and the red bindu is seated in mooladhara chakra. The purpose of tantra and yoga is to unite these two principles so that Shiva and Shakti become one.

The text continues (verse 61): "The red bindu is established in the sun; the white bindu in the moon. Their union is difficult." The sun represents pingala nadi and the moon represents ida. The two bindus symbolize the merging of the world of opposites, in terms of male and female. Out of their union results the ascent of kundalini. Again the text continues (verse 63): "When the red bindu (Shakti) moves upwards (the ascent of kundalini) by control of prana, it mixes with the white bindu (Shiva) and one becomes divine." All the systems of yoga control prana (life force) in one way or another to bring about this union. In some cases, it is through direct control, as in pranayama, while in other cases it is less direct. Nevertheless, the meeting of these two polarities, Shiva and Shakti, leads to superconsciousness. Verse 64 states: "He who realizes the essential oneness of the two bindus, when the red bindu merges with the white bindu, alone knows yoga."


Total union and the unfolding enlightenment
Sahasrara is not a chakra as is often thought. Chakras are within the realm of the psyche. Consciousness manifests at different levels according to the chakra that is predominantly active. Sahasrara acts through nothing and yet again, it acts through everything. Sahasrara is parat-param (beyond the beyond) and yet it is right here. Sahasrara is the culmination of the progressive ascension through the different chakras. It is the crown of expanded awareness. The power of the chakras does not reside in the chakras themselves, but in sahasrara. The chakras are only switches. All the potential lies in sahasrara. The literal meaning of the word sahasrara is 'one thousand'. For this reason it is said to be a lotus with one thousand pedals. However, while literally meaning one thousand, the word sahasrara implies that its magnitude and significance is vast - in fact, unlimited. Therefore, sahasrara should more aptly be described as the lotus with an infinite number of pedals, usually said to be red or multicoloured.

Sahasrara is both nirakara (formless) and akara (with form), yet it is also beyond, and therefore untouched by form (nirvikara). It is shoonya (void). It is Brahman (ultimate reality). It is everything and nothing. Whatever we say about sahasrara will immediately limit and categorize it, even if we say it is infinite. It transcends logic, for logic compares one thing to another. Sahasrara is the totality, so what is there to compare it with? It transcends all concepts and yet it is the source of all concepts. It is the merging of consciousness and prana. Sahasrara is the culmination of yoga, the perfect merging.

When kundalini shakti reaches sahasrara, that is known as union between Shiva and Shakti, as sahasrara is said to be the abode of higher consciousness or Shiva. Union between Shiva and Shakti marks the beginning of a great experience. When this union takes place, samadhi (the moment of self-realization) begins. At this point the individual dies. I do not mean that physical death occurs; it is death of the experience of name and form. At this time you do not remember the 'I', the 'you' or the 'they'. The experience, the experienced and the experiencer are one and the same. The seer, seeing and seen are merged into a unified whole. In other words, there is no multiple or dual awareness remaining. There is only single awareness. When Shiva and Shakti unite, nothing remains, there is absolute silence. Shakti does not remain Shakti and Shiva is no more Shiva, both are mingled into one and they can no longer be identified as two different forces.

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As one opens the door with a key, so the yogi should open the gate to liberation with the kundalini. The great goddess sleeps, closing with her mouth, the opening through which one can ascend to the brahmarandhra... to that place where there is neither pain nor suffering. The kundalini sleeps above the kanda... she gives liberation to the yogi and bondage to the fool. He who knows kundalini, knows yoga. The kundalini, it is said, is coiled like a serpent. He who can induce her to move is liberated.
Hatha Yoga Pradipika (ch.3 v.105-111)



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: DragonTurtle]
    #27588732 - 12/20/21 07:42 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Can we get insight 6 years later please 😆




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Arize!! & depress everybody.

There’s a lot of people in this thread that aren't here anymore.  You picked the most emotionally booby-trapped thread possible for your necromancy.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: lowbrow]
    #27588754 - 12/20/21 07:58 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry, I just wanted to know if he ever reached a state of enlightenment through his efforts or backed away from it once he found a significant other to explore with internally. No ill intentions.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: DragonTurtle]
    #27588783 - 12/20/21 08:25 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Sorry, I just wanted to know if he ever reached a state of enlightenment through his efforts or backed away from it once he found a significant other to explore with internally. No ill intentions.



I ain’t holding it against ya, shit happens.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: lowbrow]
    #27590887 - 12/22/21 04:13 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Im not op but still having orgasms or ejaculating, not much has changed.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #27591353 - 12/23/21 01:29 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I had a dream recently that I couldn't cum no matter what. In the dream there were different scenes, like me masturbating or having sex or whatever, and I just couln't cum in the dream. Since then I've been beating it more just to make sure it works and it totally does.

I couldn't imagine never cumming ever again. My genital and lower abdomen region would become burning hot and I would start getting hard out of nowhere in the middle of the day and I would want to rape anything with a hole. I have to get off at least once every 2 or 3 days or else.


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