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Invisibleevenbreak
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im never having an orgasm e ver again * 2
    #22406865 - 10/20/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if you have orgasms, you are losing your life energy. I read this in some eastern meditation book.

you guys who orgasm are missing out and you're denying that you're losing your energy cuz youre a bunch of pussy ass bitches with no self-control! stop justifying your complete lack of discipline!!

I will use my iron will power to never orgasm again because I am strong and powerful


I am God.


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22406870 - 10/20/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:notimpressed:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 7
    #22406903 - 10/20/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Cum on


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: koods]
    #22406909 - 10/20/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Fucking chris...

Now I just see fucking puppets everywhere.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22406977 - 10/20/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep. IE an orgasm.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 4
    #22406987 - 10/20/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"I read this in some eastern meditation book."
:rofl:


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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22406988 - 10/20/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep. IE an orgasm.




no, i use meditation to redirect my sexual fluids and commute them into a higher form of energy by transmuting them up my spine and through my brain

it's a very powerful technique that i am learning and it will literally give me superpowers

let me know if you want to hear more bro i think a lot of people could benefit but they need to listen


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 7
    #22406992 - 10/20/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.


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Invisiblepassifloracaerulea
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #22406998 - 10/20/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Energy work bro!


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OfflinePsychedelics yummy
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407005 - 10/20/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

better watch it now, if you dont get the ancient techniques down properly you'll have cum dripping out of your ears.

sort of like roger, periodically you'll just blow all over everything in the room, be careful with that old voodoo majika man, it aint a joke.


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22407007 - 10/20/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eat your semen, stay energised


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Invisiblepassifloracaerulea
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22407010 - 10/20/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds about on par for this conversation...


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: nice1returns]
    #22407013 - 10/20/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

High in protein.


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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22407018 - 10/20/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




No I am transmuting the semen into pure higher energy that takes the form of fluid that represents higher life energy not sexual energy

it takes a lot of willpower to achieve this but it's well worth it because once the process has completed you will have telekinesis and telepathy


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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OfflinePsychedelics yummy
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22407023 - 10/20/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

but you have to squeeze the semen through your spine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Psychedelics yummy] * 1
    #22407095 - 10/20/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22407241 - 10/20/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Fucking chris...

Now I just see fucking puppets everywhere.



For real man. Is thwre a post limit you just assume seperates puppets from posters? Im thinking 500 posts and ill take a thread seriously.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22407242 - 10/20/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22407252 - 10/20/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think you should look into happeh theory OP



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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22407661 - 10/20/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
So you're planning on moving your semen to your brain using your spine? Ok now that plan makes perfect sense.




No I am transmuting the semen into pure higher energy that takes the form of fluid that represents higher life energy not sexual energy

it takes a lot of willpower to achieve this but it's well worth it because once the process has completed you will have telekinesis and telepathy




:kingtard:


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
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