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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22408969 - 10/20/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Have fun with all that bro  :goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #22408993 - 10/20/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Cojo said:
Yay! Sun_spots is back! Hi, sun_spots! :hi:




Hey!  How've you been?  I've been lurking every now and then but I haven't seen you.  Hope that means you've been doing cool stuff. :cool:


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22409316 - 10/20/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.


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Invisibleohcrapitsnico
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22409329 - 10/20/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



That's called sexual frustration. Why do you think ISIS is so crazy?


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22409368 - 10/20/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



in all seriousness, I agree.


When I meditate regularly, I masturbate WAY less, and I feel more motivated, energetic, and clear minded.  I think for me it comes from being able to distinguish a craving, and take control of it instead of just sucumming to it.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #22409464 - 10/20/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ancient people used to believe that if you hung upside down for long periods of time, that your sexual life force would move its way to the head.
In the Tarot, the card The Hanged Man represents this concept, as he's hung upside down but with a calm, almost happy look on his face.  But this is a clearly uncomfortable position.  So why is he happy?  His life force.  But deeper than that is his legs shaped into the number 4, but upside down. The earth has four elements, and the upside down 4 represents the hanged man's world is turned upside down.  The transference of his life force is a metaphor for a revelation so powerful that it turns your entire world and perceptions upside down.



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots]
    #22409494 - 10/20/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
No.  I'm pointing out the fact that ovaries don't work like testicles do, and therefore don't behave the way testicles do.  Meaning that women don't "need" to have orgasms like men do.  Is this really a revelation to some of you?




Are ovaries involved in orgasm?


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 2
    #22409532 - 10/20/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
Impossible. After a point you'll just bust a nut (or just get wet and orgasm if female) in your sleep.




LOL.  Vaginas don't work like that, bro.




It's not a physical "need" like in a male who needs to relieve the pressure, but it is still possible for some females.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission#In_women


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Supachopped719] * 3
    #22409536 - 10/20/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Let's just be honest here and all admit, none of us has any clue what goes on in a vagina. All that matters is you stick your teeny weeny in it, something magic happens, then you cry for a few hours take a shower, and never see the woman attached to it again.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: Supachopped719]
    #22409686 - 10/20/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Indirectly, yes.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22409692 - 10/20/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22409696 - 10/20/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Let's just be honest here and all admit, none of us has any clue what goes on in a vagina. All that matters is you stick your teeny weeny in it, something magic happens, then you cry for a few hours take a shower, and never see the woman attached to it again.




LOL, quality post. :highfive:

Sorry for the triple post.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: sun_spots] * 2
    #22409713 - 10/20/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I mean you said vaginas don't work like that but... Well they do. :shrug:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: The Moose]
    #22409715 - 10/20/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ok


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Offlinetopdog82
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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22409808 - 10/20/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
"I read this in some eastern meditation book."
:rofl:



I died so hard of laughter at this


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 1
    #22409881 - 10/20/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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ohcrapitsnico said:
Quote:

Moonshoe said:
I actually think there is something to this.

I have heard taoists believe that it is ideal to ejaculate only once a week.

I have cut back a lot on masturbating. I think if you allow yourself to be horny without ejaculating your body builds up a certain energy and vigor and releases more testosterone.



That's called sexual frustration. Why do you think ISIS is so crazy?



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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22409908 - 10/20/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.




Yes. This is how you Shroomery. Pay attention noobs, this is how you do it!

You're gettin' a 5! :mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22409921 - 10/20/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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wolfiewolfie said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
you only lose that energy if you let it excape into a sock or down a drain somewhere.  Thats why i bought a vacuum sealer, now i can start storing it and saving up all my energy



You have to plug it to regain life force duh.



You can actually do a simple A/B extraction and every time you smoke the freebase you get an extra life.




Yes. This is how you Shroomery. Pay attention noobs, this is how you do it!

You're gettin' a 5! :mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom::mushroom:



:lol:


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: topdog82]
    #22416128 - 10/21/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Day 7, i feel amazing cuz i didn't nut

Once I make it to 10 years I will attain godhood, so says the hindi practices

You can all have your fun with sex and masturbation. THey are temporary pleasures and in ten years I will be an immortal demigod with unparalled powers.


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Re: im never having an orgasm e ver again [Re: evenbreak]
    #22416139 - 10/21/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Didn't you read the part where they anally probed other men and drank their cum to gain their power?

You should try that too!


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