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Makeup Sex = :-)
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Makeup sex fueled by redbull =     
Yup, 5 thumbs up.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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yeah, I'm working on some make up sex right now... damn its great, especially when it have been awhile, ya just wanna go balls deep in that shit. But yeah, it looks promising but I wont find out until Friday when I'm home from college! _Helge
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629379 - 05/14/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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redbull gives you your red wings!
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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I bet you are wild in the sack! hahahaa
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You are correct! Redbull gives ya an extra kick. When she is about to orgasim, throw it in 3rd, rev up those rpm's and go in lickin!
Maybe I share to much....
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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theolduser said: rev up those rpm's and go in lickin!
Priceless, dude.
That's sig-worthy.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629435 - 05/14/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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sex with an EX is some good shit too. its always really hot and passionate...too bad the ex acts psycho afterwards
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I like to punch during make-up sex as well. Buttocks, breasts, side of the head, wherever.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Nothing says "I'm gonna make you love me" like a black eye. Hell, you might as well give her a pair since it's mother's day after all.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629540 - 05/14/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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that is key my friend... Sound like you and I know hpow it really works. well and your girl and Doc too. tehehehe Isnt sex great just in general?
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Slut
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Definitely...
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KristiMidocean said: that is key my friend... Sound like you and I know hpow it really works. well and your girl and Doc too. tehehehe Isnt sex great just in general?
Yeah. When you make your partner cum it's like. Oh yeah, I rock.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629627 - 05/14/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah man...nothing beats when a woman fakes an orgasm. It just rocks my world.
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If you are doing it right she doesn't need to fake anything.
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ThaiLipaYai said: Slut
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God, Randall, are you back on the fake orgasm rant?? Many women DO have real ones...I know that this one does.
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So.....
You....uh....
wanna hook up?
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silly rabbit!
I have a boyfriend. I am his slut
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629642 - 05/14/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No Thanks
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There's room for one more, isn't there? There has to be.
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KristiMidocean said: silly rabbit!
I have a boyfriend. I am his slut
What do you feel about cock size? I mean, length? Girth? Both? Anything?
I'm just being open here.
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ThaiLipaYai said: There's room for one more, isn't there? There has to be.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629668 - 05/14/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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KristiMidocean said: silly rabbit!
I have a boyfriend. I am his slut
What do you feel about cock size? I mean, length? Girth? Both? Anything?
I'm just being open here.
TOU -
No offense, but you are threadcrapping your own thread here. Nothing good can come from this.
That is all for now.
Thanks, -TLY
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629670 - 05/14/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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um too big is no good. Most of the time if they have a horse dick they fuck like a horse. OUCH. but long is nice. about 7-8 is always really nice. and honestly honestly yes size does matter a lil but I could care less about the dick if the mouth works..
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Quote:
McKennaDMT said:
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ThaiLipaYai said: There's room for one more, isn't there? There has to be.
we arent into the whole train thing guy guy girl.. It has to be girl girl guy
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No chinese finger cuffs?
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I agree.
But there's be nothing wrong with Me > You < Someone else
Right?
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: Veritas]
#5629689 - 05/14/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Veritas said: God, Randall, are you back on the fake orgasm rant?? Many women DO have real ones...I know that this one does.

Are you back on the Shroomery? I thought you were leaving "forever".
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lol yeah I dont think doc would like that too much sorry babe But I have much love for ya
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Server rollback, we lost all our sexy chat.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
#5629791 - 05/14/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nope. Don't flame man.
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#5629831 - 05/14/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm not flaming. That's what I was inferring about you....
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I am gay because I had makeup sex w/ my wife?
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#5629855 - 05/14/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only because you're wife is a man. They allow that in Utah, right?

Have you moved yet, BTW?
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Sorry I took some chemicals and, well you know, it's hard to tell net jokes anyway and on chems you get all stupid sensitive. 
No, We are moving in late june. We found a nice condo to move into.
Ugh, the expense!!!! Man, I am broke, sigh.
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Nice. Yeah, cost of living on the EC is MUCH higher. It seems like you'd be rich with your new job out there, but it will all get eating up by the cost of living. 
Which chemical?!
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Hehe well we both make pretty good $$ and thing are about to skyrocket but our little sporty car needed $3k worth of work, we got scammed for about $1200 AND the $8000 for moving really takes it out of you. This plus living (gas, food ect) and bills.
I took 300mg dxm with 250mg caffeine w/ orange peel extract and some niacin.
Feeling good man.
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yeah.
I haven't touched dxm in at least 4 years. Took too much of it in high school. Bleh. Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
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Eh, like a year and a 1/2 ago I went nuts and got addicted to it and really overly abused. I posted all about it, it was embarrassing but whatever it's in the past.
We grow up and learn to use thing responsibly.
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#5629965 - 05/14/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yup...that's what happened to me in high school. I ended up taking it all the time during my 4 month drinking binge with this one girl....we did it at least 3 times a week.
Craziness.
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Ah, well. I'm lucky I'm not fried out. Maybe we should move this to the LNC...
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Haven't been there in a while. I will drop by LNC tonight
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You know you have fucking missed me and teh drinkin' clube.
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Oh yeah baby
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SARCASM, LOL?
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tehehehe yes silly
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I don't believe me.
You enjoy my company.
And want my body. At least part of it. Doesn't even matter which one.
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I have never even seen you .... how would I know I want your sexy bod? lmao
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My avatar is me.
Says it all...
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oh yeah your the type i dig
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Sex is an addiction for women, where as men it's only a side project, not an inert need. Women need to be fucked, need to feel loved, and full, and complete. (most)Men do too( not me) Not to sound completely fucking sexist( no pun) but it's true. With this girl I've sexed with, she calls me all the time, tries to bed me, tries to fill her with my body parts. She needs me, yet I turn that away. Yet I turn her need away. Because her need is not what I need. I don't need her. Why doesn't she get it. Yet I felt like the biggest asshole when I told her friends only. She was a ____, but all the thoughts i see in her, pass me by. If I feel like the biggest asshole, I can accept that. Especially when I never tried to break her heart, but she tried to break mine. It's complicated. And I always ask for forgiveness 
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Re: Makeup Sex = :-) [Re: theuser]
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Yup, 5 thumbs up.
..rockstars and green tea, are killer for sex.. red bull sucks!
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