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Should I fuck this cop???
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So I met this girl online on a message board a couple of months ago and she seemed kinda nice and down to earth.

We exchanged msn addresses and  chatted every night for a few weeks or so and got on real well. She's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.

Anyways, it turns out she's a cop!  :eek:

She's been coming on really heavy onto me recently, take for instance last night, she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...

So, my question is what would you do if you were in my situation? Should I drive down there and fuck this bitch in the ass???  :confused:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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I'd do it. I know a lot of cops that don't give a shit about people who use drugs when they're off duty.

Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.

Edited by Gumby (04/26/06 07:16 PM)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
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i would fuck her.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.


yea i agree... i wouldn't mess with her emotions because she'll just beat you up.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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hell yeah, fuck her

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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show her your nightstick and tell her shes been a bad, bad girl and needs a cavity search

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: Amatoxin]
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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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it never hurts to have friends in the police...

however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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Amatoxin said:
she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...


What would another woman do to her?

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Give her a full body cavity search :wink:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: ezsefix]
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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Phychotron]
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yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)


Curious double standard


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
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hm.. she would let you do anything to her? sounds pretty desperate to me.. she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.

Note: i will say that im ugly... so if this offends any of the ladies in this thread... i like a woman's personality not their looks. :cool:

Edited by MarijunaIsGood4U (04/26/06 07:34 PM)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.


See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...

That novelty might wear off pretty quick and where does that leave me???  :crazy:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
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MarijunaIsGood4U said:
she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.



No, as I said earlier she's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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did you see her in real life?


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
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Amatoxin said:
See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...




yeah, nothing like a woman in uniform...  plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
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MarijunaIsGood4U said:
did you see her in real life?


Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:


yeah, she's always on about cuffing me up lol  :grin:


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