Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
Should I fuck this cop???
    #5559423 - 04/26/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So I met this girl online on a message board a couple of months ago and she seemed kinda nice and down to earth.

We exchanged msn addresses and  chatted every night for a few weeks or so and got on real well. She's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.

Anyways, it turns out she's a cop!  :eek:

She's been coming on really heavy onto me recently, take for instance last night, she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...

So, my question is what would you do if you were in my situation? Should I drive down there and fuck this bitch in the ass???  :confused:


--------------------




Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleGumby
Fishnologist
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559427 - 04/26/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd do it. I know a lot of cops that don't give a shit about people who use drugs when they're off duty.

Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.


Edited by Gumby (04/26/06 05:16 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMarijunaIsGood4U
I'M A GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/30/06
Posts: 407
Loc: Canada
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
    #5559433 - 04/26/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i would fuck her.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMarijunaIsGood4U
I'M A GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/30/06
Posts: 407
Loc: Canada
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
    #5559439 - 04/26/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.




yea i agree... i wouldn't mess with her emotions because she'll just beat you up.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOJK
Stranger
 User Gallery
Registered: 06/08/03
Posts: 10,629
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559445 - 04/26/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hell yeah, fuck her


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblegoobler
Reanimated
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559448 - 04/26/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

show her your nightstick and tell her shes been a bad, bad girl and needs a cavity search


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleScott Bennett
Lucrative
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/05/03
Posts: 17,730
Loc: Toronto
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559452 - 04/26/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by ThaiLipaYai

Reason for deletion: .



--------------------
It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoctorJ
Male

Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 8,846
Loc: space
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559457 - 04/26/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

it never hurts to have friends in the police...

however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleVoidOfsPg
Stranger
Female User Gallery
Registered: 05/09/05
Posts: 4,899
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559461 - 04/26/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Amatoxin said:
she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...




What would another woman do to her?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineezsefix
Steve
Male
Registered: 04/10/06
Posts: 299
Loc: The United States of Emba...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559462 - 04/26/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Give her a full body cavity search :wink:


--------------------
I am a fictional character


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePhychotron
Crazy Mofo
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 9,102
Loc: In A Forest Of Colossal F...
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559465 - 04/26/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)


--------------------
On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleScott Bennett
Lucrative
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/05/03
Posts: 17,730
Loc: Toronto
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: ezsefix]
    #5559466 - 04/26/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by ThaiLipaYai

Reason for deletion: .



--------------------
It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,795
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Phychotron]
    #5559473 - 04/26/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)




Curious double standard


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMarijunaIsGood4U
I'M A GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/30/06
Posts: 407
Loc: Canada
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559483 - 04/26/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hm.. she would let you do anything to her? sounds pretty desperate to me.. she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.

Note: i will say that im ugly... so if this offends any of the ladies in this thread... i like a woman's personality not their looks. :cool:


Edited by MarijunaIsGood4U (04/26/06 05:34 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5559494 - 04/26/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.




See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...

That novelty might wear off pretty quick and where does that leave me???  :crazy:


--------------------




Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
    #5559514 - 04/26/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MarijunaIsGood4U said:
she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.





No, as I said earlier she's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.


--------------------




Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMarijunaIsGood4U
I'M A GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST,GHOST
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/30/06
Posts: 407
Loc: Canada
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559521 - 04/26/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

did you see her in real life?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoctorJ
Male

Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 8,846
Loc: space
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559528 - 04/26/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Amatoxin said:

See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...






yeah, nothing like a woman in uniform...  plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
    #5559535 - 04/26/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MarijunaIsGood4U said:
did you see her in real life?




Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...


--------------------




Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5559543 - 04/26/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:




yeah, she's always on about cuffing me up lol  :grin:


--------------------




Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around?
( 1 2 3 all )
MOTH 7,464 59 11/25/05 11:38 PM
by eric_the_red
* Fuck PETA!
( 1 2 3 all )
ToTheSummit 6,865 45 12/19/03 08:48 PM
by Adom
* Shaken down by Rent-a-cops
( 1 2 all )
SpecialEd 2,665 21 10/07/03 10:35 AM
by Seuss
* fucking dick neighbors ! psikooz 1,063 3 08/21/04 12:28 AM
by TheSlapnCapn
* out-of-line cop
( 1 2 3 all )
poke smot! 5,688 43 06/06/09 11:03 PM
by Polk_Audio3
* My cousin the Cop Dreamer987 2,788 15 12/15/03 02:20 PM
by haz
* I think I'm fucked.
( 1 2 3 all )
Seeka 8,417 44 02/21/03 09:13 AM
by baraka
* This really fucking blows Madtowntripper 889 8 07/23/04 04:38 PM
by nicechrisman

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,553 topic views. 5 members, 39 guests and 69 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.03 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 16 queries.