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Should I fuck this cop???
    #5559423 - 04/26/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So I met this girl online on a message board a couple of months ago and she seemed kinda nice and down to earth.

We exchanged msn addresses and  chatted every night for a few weeks or so and got on real well. She's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.

Anyways, it turns out she's a cop!  :eek:

She's been coming on really heavy onto me recently, take for instance last night, she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...

So, my question is what would you do if you were in my situation? Should I drive down there and fuck this bitch in the ass???  :confused:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559427 - 04/26/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd do it. I know a lot of cops that don't give a shit about people who use drugs when they're off duty.

Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
    #5559433 - 04/26/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i would fuck her.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Gumby]
    #5559439 - 04/26/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Keep in mind that if you do her wrong in some way, she can most likely beat the living fuck out of you. All the chick cops I know could definately kick my ass and I'm 6'5" and 240lbs.




yea i agree... i wouldn't mess with her emotions because she'll just beat you up.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559445 - 04/26/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hell yeah, fuck her


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559448 - 04/26/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

show her your nightstick and tell her shes been a bad, bad girl and needs a cavity search


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559452 - 04/26/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559457 - 04/26/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

it never hurts to have friends in the police...

however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559461 - 04/26/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Amatoxin said:
she tells me that she'd allow me to do things to her that no other woman would...




What would another woman do to her?


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559462 - 04/26/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Give her a full body cavity search :wink:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559465 - 04/26/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: ezsefix]
    #5559466 - 04/26/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Phychotron]
    #5559473 - 04/26/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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yea, who wouldnt bang a cop (i hope none of the women here would bang cops though, that would just be dis-respectful to the community)




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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559483 - 04/26/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hm.. she would let you do anything to her? sounds pretty desperate to me.. she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.

Note: i will say that im ugly... so if this offends any of the ladies in this thread... i like a woman's personality not their looks. :cool:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5559494 - 04/26/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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however, if you guys have a bad breakup you're fucked.




See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...

That novelty might wear off pretty quick and where does that leave me???  :crazy:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
    #5559514 - 04/26/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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she could turn out to be some massive muscular woman who looks terrible.





No, as I said earlier she's pretty cute, not stunning but not too shabby either and a good few years younger than me.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559521 - 04/26/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

did you see her in real life?


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559528 - 04/26/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Amatoxin said:

See, thats the problem. I think the only reason I want to fuck her brains out so bad is because she's a cop if you know what I mean...






yeah, nothing like a woman in uniform...  plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
    #5559535 - 04/26/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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did you see her in real life?




Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5559543 - 04/26/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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plus she has her own set of handcuffs...  :thumbup:




yeah, she's always on about cuffing me up lol  :grin:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559555 - 04/26/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Go fuck her. Just don't be too open about any illegal activities that you indulge in.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559559 - 04/26/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559570 - 04/26/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Amatoxin said:
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did you see her in real life?




:lol:
Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...




I think real life should be restricted to real life.




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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5559573 - 04/26/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Amatoxin said:
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did you see her in real life?




:lol:
Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...




I think real life should be restricted to real life.







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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5559580 - 04/26/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Todcasil said:
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Amatoxin said:
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did you see her in real life?




:lol:
Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...




I think real life should be restricted to real life.










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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: ezsefix]
    #5559598 - 04/26/06 05:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you lot are just quoting MarijunaIsGood4U without reading his previous post!  :crazy:

I know for a fact she is not
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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559601 - 04/26/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

regardless... i still think this is hilarious:

:todcasil:

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ThaiLipaYai said:
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Amatoxin said:
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MarijunaIsGood4U said:
did you see her in real life?




Seen her on web cam if you conscider that real life...




I think real life should be restricted to real life.




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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5559666 - 04/26/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

no quote piles in the pub!


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: OJK]
    #5559696 - 04/26/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

for real, that shit is gay

and we all know where gayness belongs... OTD! :lol:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559748 - 04/26/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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If nothing else, you can get her pregnant, and get one more cop off the streets.




Hahaha

Do it though man, read her her rights and then give them to her


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5559756 - 04/26/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck her 'till she's blue. Oh wait, she already is!


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5559759 - 04/26/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hi-yo!


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Boom]
    #5559843 - 04/26/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i'd say hit it and quit it; minimize your chances of being the victim of police brutality. as such, that one or two occasions should be as demeaning as possible. cuff her to something, put it in her ass, take some pictures, hit her with the tazer, steal her hat, and run.... straight to the computer to post it all on the internet.

disclaimer for the women viewing: i'm not this much of an ass, really; but come on, it's a female cop who finds men to violate her on the web.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: otr317]
    #5559891 - 04/26/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hell yeah, get that bitch to give you a rusty trombone.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5560189 - 04/26/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

She's probably on these boards... lurking...

and flexing her massive biceps.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Jfisher]
    #5560192 - 04/26/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:mrt:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Jfisher]
    #5560249 - 04/26/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

fuck her for me


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5560381 - 04/26/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Handcuff that BITCH to the bed, fuck her, bust a nut all over her:pimpslap:, then call the cops and tell them there is a rapist you locked up in your house! That shit would be hilarious!


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5560424 - 04/26/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5560433 - 04/26/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

FUCK COPS!  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: AliceDee]
    #5560449 - 04/26/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Only if its a buff asian male cop. Otherwise no.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? *DELETED* [Re: Animals]
    #5560455 - 04/26/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5560471 - 04/26/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I suppose

It'd make for some very interesting porn scenarios

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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5560499 - 04/26/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: ivi]
    #5560515 - 04/26/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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LOL AKBAR!


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Animals]
    #5560529 - 04/26/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why not? She prob smokes pot occasionaly too.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5563654 - 04/27/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hey actually... post a picture of her so we can see what she looks like :smile:.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5563667 - 04/27/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck her. Long, and hard.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5563856 - 04/27/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Of course you should fuck her. But don't screw this shit up, man. Seriously, it can't be stated enough: don't fuck up a relationship with a cop on a personal level, it will bite you in the ass.


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Re: Should I fuck this cop??? [Re: whatever123]
    #5564136 - 04/27/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

fuck her


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