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InvisibleZippoZM
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i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad.
    #5339596 - 02/25/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I want to fly into kuwait from chicago and get a ride across the border into Iraq and head into Bagdhad for atleast a week.

I have found a relatively cheap flight $1600, the other $1400 will be for travel expenses i.e. cab fare, and the hiring of a translator.

heres the flight info... i would be gone for aprox 5 weeks


Kuwait / Kuwait Chicago / USA
Airlines Flight # Departure Time Arrival Time
American Airlines 6598 KUWAIT 08h10 LONDON 12h45
American Airlines 47 LONDON 14h30 CHICAGO 17h00


No. Of
Tickets Price Each Taxes Each Subtotal Grand total
1 Adult(s) KWD 389 KWD 78 KWD 467 KWD 467


KWD 467.00


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339611 - 02/25/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why?


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339616 - 02/25/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why not.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Offlinepsychonaut_420
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339619 - 02/25/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

if you find someone to fund your trip bring me back some opium


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339620 - 02/25/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I need about 5 grand as well.


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InvisibleFreeker
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339622 - 02/25/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Seriously why, if I see you on an Al Jazeera video sorrounded by isurgents I'll be sure to take a few bong rips.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339626 - 02/25/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I can think of a few reasons not to go into Bagdhad/Iraq now, or any time in the near future.


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339632 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

If you start a collection, I will donate as long as you promise me that my money will get you to Bagdad.  $100, at least.

I think this is defintely the #1 plan I have heard all day.  It's been a long day. :grin:


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Freeker]
    #5339634 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i doubt id end up being captured
i wonder if i would be allowed to carry a handgun...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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OfflineLinuxman
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339635 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I need $1000 dollars to start a mush grow project????

You have no idea what your getting yourself into.. You will probably die. In fact anyone that gives you $3000 dollars is paying you to get killed.


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Linuxman]
    #5339643 - 02/25/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

why do you think that, beacuse you heard it on fox news???

how bad is it really for those that arent in the media and those that arent fighting in the waR? what is everyday life for a person living in bagdhad????

I want to knonw that thats why i want to go


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Linuxman]
    #5339648 - 02/25/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

thats a pretty good price for a killing


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InvisibleFreeker
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339650 - 02/25/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My uncles, aunts, and cousins live there right now, I talk to them about once a week, my uncle was shot but luckily is alright, my cousin had to kill a looter who threatened to take their food by force, and they constantly tell me how they hate America for rushing their country into a civil war. They say its hell


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: CherryBom]
    #5339651 - 02/25/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, Bom. Here's a plan that is likely to bring you a return on your donation, rather than just a dead Shroomerite.

Gimme the $100 and it will pay for 4 Mega Millions tickets every week for 25 weeks, 2 for each drawing. I had a dream with some numbers in it the other night and I played them but they didn't come up. So it's only a matter of time, right? So once I win the jackpot, which will be $100 million +, I'll buy the Shroomery island and all Shroomerites will live happily ever after in a sovereign Shroomery nation. How about it?


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339653 - 02/25/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

freeker where in iraq do they live?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339658 - 02/25/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Baghdad, right by Al Yarmuk


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5339660 - 02/25/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
thats a pretty good price for a killing




LOL@THISPOST/THREAD


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339669 - 02/25/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

wow, so even down town bagdahd is really reallly bad?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleFreeker
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339672 - 02/25/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What the fuck do you think man? That the media/government is making this shit up? Dozens are dying there every day.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339673 - 02/25/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

all of the mid east is a death sentance for americans, in fact half the world is.


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