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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5340821 - 02/26/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevlar is expensive, but I guess if you really need it its a good investment. :lol:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340829 - 02/26/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
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Booooom said:
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ifallapart said:
...and can't even spell Baghdad correctly. 





:owned:




I wasn't trying to be rude or insulting...just making a point that it's fairly easy to spot Americans.





Yeah..I figured that..

I'm bored :justdontknow:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
    #5340844 - 02/26/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have some kevlar at my shop


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: goobler]
    #5340857 - 02/26/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

is it the kind that stops bullets?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
    #5340888 - 02/26/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevlar is great if they don't shoot you in the head..... or blow off a limb... or blast you to the fucking moon with an IED. It's only used to buy you time, not save you from the situation. Plus, that shit is uncomfortable hot.

Better up that budget from $3000 to about $300,000 so you can hire a few professionals to watch your ass while you galavant around that nightmare.... :rolleyes:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340939 - 02/26/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Also, suffer's been to the area twice (Egypt both times). He's got a big bushy beard, but they still know he's an American the minute he steps off of the plane.

The group that he was with had armed police men guarding the doors to the place they were staying, and escorting them to and from work every day, or they probably would have been robbed or worse.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5340940 - 02/26/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american





I can not believe you said that....




Why not? I think that is probably a good idea in order to reduce attention to oneself in this type of situation. I personally would just tan and begin growing a beard.




Then you get your ass shot by the US military, or get the living shit beat outta you by the british troops.


Edited by Liquidkick (02/26/06 12:57 PM)


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
    #5340968 - 02/26/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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2) get a kevlar vest





Kevlar won't stop an AK round.

I don't even think it would slow it down...




kevlar with plating will.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340983 - 02/26/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ifallapart said:

The group that he was with had armed police men guarding the doors to the place they were staying, and escorting them to and from work every day, or they probably would have been robbed or worse.




Like I said, protection is a must.... Americans fetch a high price.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340984 - 02/26/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I wish you the best of luck if you end up going. I would love to hear somebodys un tainted experience of the place. Pictures would be cool too.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5341022 - 02/26/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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zippoz said:

3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american





I can not believe you said that....




I wanted to say that, but I didn't want to get hit with the stick.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: goobler]
    #5341031 - 02/26/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I want the life insurance policy made out to me




Only if you buy the trip.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5341045 - 02/26/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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GratefulJim said:
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zippoz said:

3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american





I can not believe you said that....




I wanted to say that, but I didn't want to get hit with the stick.




Is the truth that painful?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
    #5341062 - 02/26/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yes


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5341063 - 02/26/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Egypt really isn't too bad, I visited Cairo and most of the places/sights within a few hours of the city in summer '05.. The people were generally nice to me, and didn't give me too much of a hassle. On a side note I was born in Iraq and speak arabic.

Got a few "Down with America!" shouts when I was shopping but nothing more.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Freeker]
    #5341314 - 02/26/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Go to the U.A.E.

Pretty cool place to visit and not as much of a threat to Americans. And for all those who I know will try and flame this and say U.A.E. is just as bad; suck my big fat toe. I was there for three weeks this past year and didn't find much of a threat at all. Of course we were briefed about terrorist activity and all that shit, but where can you go now without being told about a "terrorist" threat? U.A.E. is the place to go if you just want to visit the mid-east. (Abu Dahbi and Dubai to be exact)


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: inv3rse]
    #5341352 - 02/26/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, the UAE is pretty pro-west. I would love to visit Dubai one of these days.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341363 - 02/26/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Zippoz, if something happens to you, could I have that mod position?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341382 - 02/26/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Will this trip involve Shroomery promotion? Because if that's your plan, I think it is your fate to hand out Shroomery business cards and calenders. You must do it.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: inv3rse]
    #5341390 - 02/26/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

israel is alot more safer.. the thing about middle east is that your not safe anywhere you go but some places people care less than other places. UAE is pretty strickt , you can expect trouble just brining a magazine with you. I had rolling tobacco with me when i signed up on a boat there years ago and they customs sampled the tobacco first heh,. also music and wharever can get you in troube. but if you know all this before you go im sure you can have a good time. just dont draw any pictures of mohammed on a public toilet down there


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