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InvisibleZippoZM
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i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad.
    #5339596 - 02/25/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I want to fly into kuwait from chicago and get a ride across the border into Iraq and head into Bagdhad for atleast a week.

I have found a relatively cheap flight $1600, the other $1400 will be for travel expenses i.e. cab fare, and the hiring of a translator.

heres the flight info... i would be gone for aprox 5 weeks


Kuwait / Kuwait Chicago / USA
Airlines Flight # Departure Time Arrival Time
American Airlines 6598 KUWAIT 08h10 LONDON 12h45
American Airlines 47 LONDON 14h30 CHICAGO 17h00


No. Of
Tickets Price Each Taxes Each Subtotal Grand total
1 Adult(s) KWD 389 KWD 78 KWD 467 KWD 467


KWD 467.00


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339611 - 02/25/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why?


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339616 - 02/25/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why not.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339619 - 02/25/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

if you find someone to fund your trip bring me back some opium


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339620 - 02/25/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I need about 5 grand as well.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339622 - 02/25/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Seriously why, if I see you on an Al Jazeera video sorrounded by isurgents I'll be sure to take a few bong rips.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339626 - 02/25/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I can think of a few reasons not to go into Bagdhad/Iraq now, or any time in the near future.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339632 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

If you start a collection, I will donate as long as you promise me that my money will get you to Bagdad.  $100, at least.

I think this is defintely the #1 plan I have heard all day.  It's been a long day. :grin:


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Freeker]
    #5339634 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i doubt id end up being captured
i wonder if i would be allowed to carry a handgun...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339635 - 02/25/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I need $1000 dollars to start a mush grow project????

You have no idea what your getting yourself into.. You will probably die. In fact anyone that gives you $3000 dollars is paying you to get killed.


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Linuxman]
    #5339643 - 02/25/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

why do you think that, beacuse you heard it on fox news???

how bad is it really for those that arent in the media and those that arent fighting in the waR? what is everyday life for a person living in bagdhad????

I want to knonw that thats why i want to go


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Linuxman]
    #5339648 - 02/25/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

thats a pretty good price for a killing


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339650 - 02/25/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My uncles, aunts, and cousins live there right now, I talk to them about once a week, my uncle was shot but luckily is alright, my cousin had to kill a looter who threatened to take their food by force, and they constantly tell me how they hate America for rushing their country into a civil war. They say its hell


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: CherryBom]
    #5339651 - 02/25/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, Bom. Here's a plan that is likely to bring you a return on your donation, rather than just a dead Shroomerite.

Gimme the $100 and it will pay for 4 Mega Millions tickets every week for 25 weeks, 2 for each drawing. I had a dream with some numbers in it the other night and I played them but they didn't come up. So it's only a matter of time, right? So once I win the jackpot, which will be $100 million +, I'll buy the Shroomery island and all Shroomerites will live happily ever after in a sovereign Shroomery nation. How about it?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5339653 - 02/25/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

freeker where in iraq do they live?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339658 - 02/25/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Baghdad, right by Al Yarmuk


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5339660 - 02/25/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
thats a pretty good price for a killing




LOL@THISPOST/THREAD


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5339669 - 02/25/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

wow, so even down town bagdahd is really reallly bad?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339672 - 02/25/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What the fuck do you think man? That the media/government is making this shit up? Dozens are dying there every day.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339673 - 02/25/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

all of the mid east is a death sentance for americans, in fact half the world is.


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5339687 - 02/25/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I tend to take everytthing that i hear on the news and media wiht a grain of salt.

However your word i take much more seriously

What are the killings over?? is it the suni shitte conflit, or are the majority of the deaths resulting from bombings of tempples and so on?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339703 - 02/25/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
What are the killings over??




the fact that we dont belong in iraq, our foriegn policy and a lot of other political shit


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339704 - 02/25/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well, first off the majority of the land is Shiite while the Sunnies have been in power a long time. Recently, with America's bringing of 'democracy' the tides are turning more to the Shiites. So theres a conflict between them

And then of course there is the America-Iraq conflict which needs no explenation. We walked in, made the situation a million times worse, and they are pissed.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: CherryBom]
    #5339767 - 02/25/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Common, Bom. You know you want to! I'll split the jackpot with you, 50/50! I'll even sign a contract!


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339847 - 02/26/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
why do you think that, beacuse you heard it on fox news???

how bad is it really for those that arent in the media and those that arent fighting in the waR? what is everyday life for a person living in bagdhad????

I want to knonw that thats why i want to go





http://www.culturalorientation.net/iraqi/ilife.html ~ Follow the link and read it if you want to know how everyday life in Iraq is. It seems that your really convinced that everyday life is not as bad as depicted in the news... How bout this:

"A Dossier on Civilian Casualties in Iraq, 2003-2005" is the first detailed account of all non-combatants reported killed or wounded during the first two years of the continuing conflict. The report, published by Iraq Body Count in association with Oxford Research Group, is based on comprehensive analysis of over 10,000 confirmed reports published between March 2003 and March 2005.
Findings include:
Who was killed?

* 24,865 civilians were reported killed in the first two years.
* Women and children accounted for almost 20% of all civilian deaths.
* Baghdad alone recorded almost half of all deaths.

When did they die?

* 30% of civilian deaths occurred during the invasion phase before 1 May 2003.
* Post-invasion, the number of civilians killed was almost twice as high in year two (11,351) as in year one (6,215).

Who did the killing?

* US-led forces killed 37% of civilian victims.
* Anti-occupation forces/insurgents killed 9% of civilian victims.
* Post-invasion criminal violence accounted for 36% of all deaths.
* Killings by anti-occupation forces, crime and unknown agents have shown a steady rise over the entire period.

What was the most lethal weaponry?

* Over half (53%) of all civilian deaths involved explosive devices.
* Air strikes caused most (64%) of the explosives deaths.
* Children were disproportionately affected by all explosive devices but most severely by air strikes and unexploded ordnance (including cluster bomblets).

How many were injured?

* At least 42,500 civilians were reported wounded.
* The invasion phase caused 41% of all reported injuries.
* Explosive weaponry caused a higher ratio of injuries to deaths than small arms.
* The highest wounded-to-death ratio incidents occurred during the invasion phase.

Who provided the information?

* Mortuary officials and medics were the most frequently cited witnesses.
* Three press agencies provided over one third of the reports used.
* Iraqi journalists are increasingly central to the reporting work.

Speaking today at the launch of the report in London, Professor John Sloboda, FBA, one of the report's authors said: "The ever-mounting Iraqi death toll is the forgotten cost of the decision to go to war in Iraq. On average, 34 ordinary Iraqis have met violent deaths every day since the invasion of March 2003. Our data show that no sector of Iraqi society has escaped. We sincerely hope that this research will help to inform decision-makers around the world about the real needs of the Iraqi people as they struggle to rebuild their country. It remains a matter of the gravest concern that, nearly two and half years on, neither the US nor the UK governments have begun to systematically measure the impact of their actions in terms of human lives destroyed."


I'm sure this won't change your mind about visiting Iraq, but I am sure that if you go and look or act like an American at all (clothing, accent, body language, physical appearance), just hope that your head is intact when you return...


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"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.


Edited by inv3rse (02/26/06 12:18 AM)


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InvisibleJonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: CherryBom]
    #5339876 - 02/26/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
If you start a collection, I will donate as long as you promise me that my money will get you to Bagdad.  $100, at least.

I think this is defintely the #1 plan I have heard all day.  It's been a long day. :grin:




i think it's the stupidest plan i've heard all year.

he wouldn't even be going for any worthy reason. he'd justbe going to look around and 'see how it is'. It's a dangerous waste of time and money, that wouldn't even be his money.

zippoz, in case you're not aware, kidnappings are somewhat of an industry in Iraq right now. Also, there are plenty of people that would kill you just for being american. It's a war, nost a safari.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339880 - 02/26/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ok zippoz...I'm drunk right now so I might be a tad bit belligerent.

ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?

Why would you want to go to that war-zone? You'll get kidnapped. There is a whole industry in Iraq where they kidnap foreigners and get ransom for them. The only people on this site who could afford to send you over there is goobler or myself. I sure as fuck am not sending you over there to get your head cut off or shit like that. I doubt goobler would either.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5339883 - 02/26/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The only people on this site who could afford to send you over there is goobler or myself.




lolzzz


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5339903 - 02/26/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The only people on this site who could afford to send you over there is goobler or myself.




lolzzz




Dude...goobler's bathroom is as big as my apartment.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5339907 - 02/26/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I really think you should carefully rethink your horrendous idea to go to Iraq.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5339915 - 02/26/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The only people on this site who could afford to send you over there is goobler or myself.




I can afford to send zippoz to Bagdhad. ONE-WAY!


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"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5339977 - 02/26/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The only people on this site who could afford to send you over there is goobler or myself.




and toadies mom.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5340011 - 02/26/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

well if i were to do somthign this crazy i would have to do a few things first some a bit extreem some necisary.

1) learn the local language at the very least a basic level...
2) get a kevlar vest
3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american

as well as a few other things

andn i can finance this myself......
Im wondering how likely it would be that i would get killed if i went there and weighing it against what i could gain from going there..... mainly the expierene...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340051 - 02/26/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

john walker lindh might get a movie deal
i dont think hell be the star though


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340073 - 02/26/06 02:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american





I can not believe you said that....


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5340079 - 02/26/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

that way they will laugh at him first, and then kill him.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340092 - 02/26/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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why do you think that, beacuse you heard it on fox news???

how bad is it really for those that arent in the media and those that arent fighting in the waR? what is everyday life for a person living in bagdhad????

I want to knonw that thats why i want to go




Start looking for blogs by people living in Baghdad. Spread that information. That'll be of more use than going over there to look at the gore and then quickly become part of it when you're executed.

If you do go you'll need more than 3,000. Get some life insurance or a put some money aside for a funeral in case your family doesn't have money for it. http://www.theoldpinebox.com/

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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5340102 - 02/26/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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that way they will laugh at him first, and then kill him.




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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340291 - 02/26/06 07:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I tend to take everytthing that i hear on the news and media wiht a grain of salt.

What are the killings over?? is it the suni shitte conflit, or are the majority of the deaths resulting from bombings of tempples and so on?




Iraq is a chaotic place. This is undeniable. People are being killed over there on a regular basis because of sectarian conflicts. Right now it's even worse than usual because of that Shi'ite dome getting blown up. Westerners are kidnapped on a regular basis by various militant groups. I surmise that it is not a fun place to go to.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340316 - 02/26/06 08:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, it's suicidal for sure. But, IMO, somewhat of a cool idea.

I think attempting to go after Osama Bin Laden....or one of his associates...would be a little more worth it (big cash reward). You would have little to no chance of finding one of the top guys, but hell...if you're trying to die, you might as well try to make some decent cash out of it incase you survive. But then again, I'm not sure that the government really wants OBL to be found (yet).


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340434 - 02/26/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I would love for you to go to Baghdad.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340450 - 02/26/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I don't think this is a very good idea.

It may be the worst idea I've heard in a while. Definitely the worst so far today..


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    #5340453 - 02/26/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haha...dept of homeland security is probably monitoring this thread by now.

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    #5340457 - 02/26/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I spent nearly 2 years running around that hell hole.... what the hell makes you think this is a good idea??? I wasn't even there during the current war and there was a real good probability of getting snatched and ransomed. There are armed militias that PAY THE CIVILIANS to inform them of anyone that doesn't live there so they can target those people. Even if your make-up is hollywood superstar good your accent on your rudimentary dialect will give you away in seconds.... then someone who needs to feed their family will point you out to the highest bidder! This shit was going on before the war like crazy! I can't imagine how much worse it is now. There's a very good reason that security firms like Blackwater are making HUGE $$$ over there right now, as even the lowliest Joe Schmuckatelli requires their services to operate. You would be putting yourself in a very very vunerable position doing this, ESPECIALLY since if they do snatch ya and find out your American, you may not get ransomed at all...

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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: mediman0078]
    #5340466 - 02/26/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I want to knonw that thats why i want to go




Why talk him out of it? He wants to see it first-hand. I think that going to Baghdad would be an eye opening experience for Zippoz.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5340473 - 02/26/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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zippoz said:

I want to knonw that thats why i want to go




Why talk him out of it? He wants to see it first-hand. I think that going to Baghdad would be an eye opening experience for Zippoz.




More like a throat opening experience.


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    #5340477 - 02/26/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:ohwell:


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    #5340479 - 02/26/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You're fucking nuts


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340705 - 02/26/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think this is a terrible idea.

Regardless of your good intentions, reasons for going, whatever...they HATE Americans. It's not just bullshit media propoganda...they're kidnapping and BEHEADING people who look a lot less American that you do.

Grow a beard, tan, do whatever you will...the fact of the matter is, you don't speak a word of Arabic, and can't even spell Baghdad correctly. You would be putting yourself in some serious danger is you went to the middle east right now.

Jill Carroll, a reporter who was specifically reporting on the plight of the Iraqi people, who spoke fluent Arabic, looked Arabic, and wore a head scarf everywhere she went, was kidnapped and has not been heard from since.

Do yourself and your family and people who care about you a favor, stay away from Iraq, and don't do anything to put yourself in harms way.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340725 - 02/26/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Or else get some chainmail and wooden swords from flowie and be sure to rub a lot of veenoms on them. Fly over there in Shroomism's UFO and fuckin' kill 'em all!


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340731 - 02/26/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I want the life insurance policy made out to me


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340746 - 02/26/06 11:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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...and can't even spell Baghdad correctly. 





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    #5340775 - 02/26/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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living on fear and adrenaline isn't fun.





....for some

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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5340778 - 02/26/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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2) get a kevlar vest





Kevlar won't stop an AK round.

I don't even think it would slow it down...


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    #5340785 - 02/26/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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...and can't even spell Baghdad correctly. 





:owned:




I wasn't trying to be rude or insulting...just making a point that it's fairly easy to spot Americans.


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    #5340799 - 02/26/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevlar vests aren't going to be much comfort if a bunch of fucking nutcases have a machette to your throat


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    #5340805 - 02/26/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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2) get a kevlar vest





Kevlar won't stop an AK round.

I don't even think it would slow it down...




Umm...they make lightweight, concealable Level IV bulletproof vests.

Here are the stats from the tests on it:
Sucessfully stopped one round each of:
3006 Armor-Piercing
.30 M2 AP

One round at ~ 2,850 fps
(~869 mps)




well damn, that's immpressive.

but I bet they cost about 5g's.


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    #5340821 - 02/26/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevlar is expensive, but I guess if you really need it its a good investment. :lol:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5340829 - 02/26/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
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Booooom said:
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ifallapart said:
...and can't even spell Baghdad correctly. 





:owned:




I wasn't trying to be rude or insulting...just making a point that it's fairly easy to spot Americans.





Yeah..I figured that..

I'm bored :justdontknow:


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    #5340844 - 02/26/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have some kevlar at my shop


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    #5340857 - 02/26/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

is it the kind that stops bullets?


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    #5340888 - 02/26/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevlar is great if they don't shoot you in the head..... or blow off a limb... or blast you to the fucking moon with an IED. It's only used to buy you time, not save you from the situation. Plus, that shit is uncomfortable hot.

Better up that budget from $3000 to about $300,000 so you can hire a few professionals to watch your ass while you galavant around that nightmare.... :rolleyes:


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    #5340939 - 02/26/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Also, suffer's been to the area twice (Egypt both times). He's got a big bushy beard, but they still know he's an American the minute he steps off of the plane.

The group that he was with had armed police men guarding the doors to the place they were staying, and escorting them to and from work every day, or they probably would have been robbed or worse.


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3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
dark skinned person, and not american





I can not believe you said that....




Why not? I think that is probably a good idea in order to reduce attention to oneself in this type of situation. I personally would just tan and begin growing a beard.




Then you get your ass shot by the US military, or get the living shit beat outta you by the british troops.


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2) get a kevlar vest





Kevlar won't stop an AK round.

I don't even think it would slow it down...




kevlar with plating will.


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    #5340983 - 02/26/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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The group that he was with had armed police men guarding the doors to the place they were staying, and escorting them to and from work every day, or they probably would have been robbed or worse.




Like I said, protection is a must.... Americans fetch a high price.


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    #5340984 - 02/26/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I wish you the best of luck if you end up going. I would love to hear somebodys un tainted experience of the place. Pictures would be cool too.


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3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
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I can not believe you said that....




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    #5341031 - 02/26/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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3) get a decent amount of makeup to make me look like some sort of a
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I can not believe you said that....




I wanted to say that, but I didn't want to get hit with the stick.




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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Liz]
    #5341063 - 02/26/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Egypt really isn't too bad, I visited Cairo and most of the places/sights within a few hours of the city in summer '05.. The people were generally nice to me, and didn't give me too much of a hassle. On a side note I was born in Iraq and speak arabic.

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    #5341314 - 02/26/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Go to the U.A.E.

Pretty cool place to visit and not as much of a threat to Americans. And for all those who I know will try and flame this and say U.A.E. is just as bad; suck my big fat toe. I was there for three weeks this past year and didn't find much of a threat at all. Of course we were briefed about terrorist activity and all that shit, but where can you go now without being told about a "terrorist" threat? U.A.E. is the place to go if you just want to visit the mid-east. (Abu Dahbi and Dubai to be exact)


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    #5341352 - 02/26/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, the UAE is pretty pro-west. I would love to visit Dubai one of these days.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341363 - 02/26/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Zippoz, if something happens to you, could I have that mod position?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341382 - 02/26/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Will this trip involve Shroomery promotion? Because if that's your plan, I think it is your fate to hand out Shroomery business cards and calenders. You must do it.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: inv3rse]
    #5341390 - 02/26/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

israel is alot more safer.. the thing about middle east is that your not safe anywhere you go but some places people care less than other places. UAE is pretty strickt , you can expect trouble just brining a magazine with you. I had rolling tobacco with me when i signed up on a boat there years ago and they customs sampled the tobacco first heh,. also music and wharever can get you in troube. but if you know all this before you go im sure you can have a good time. just dont draw any pictures of mohammed on a public toilet down there


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Boom]
    #5341414 - 02/26/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Will this trip involve Shroomery promotion? Because if that's your plan, I think it is your fate to hand out Shroomery business cards and calenders. You must do it.




He should spray paint SHROOMERY.ORG on all the houses he sees.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5341417 - 02/26/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, as long as he tells people he is a mod over at the shroomery, they should be cool for the most part. I mean, he'll be helping them, and they know this.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5341432 - 02/26/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No one has given you the $3000 yet? I would but I got these bills and shit yanadamean. But if you do go out there... can you bring back a Opium Tek?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: inv3rse]
    #5341461 - 02/26/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Go to the U.A.E.




I have friends there, very good people


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5341653 - 02/26/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

As for the makeup thing, to make my self atleast appear more native, its a damn good idea. Along with native clothing. I would probably attempt to disguise myself as an old man, or homeless person (assuming that there are a decent amount in bagdhad that i could attempt to blend in with). Somthing that is disregarded by society and not takled much to.

on top of the kevlar i would porobably pick up a flak jacked for $70 at the local army surplus store... All of this would have to be under local garb which from what i understand is generally loose fitting and would allow me to conceal the vest and jacket...

Im debating how much a body gaurd would cost as well as Arming my self lightly with atleast a handun or 2 but getting them into the courtry, or having them while crossing the border are 2 tricky situations...

Will i do this, probablay not. but it is up for debate.

I feel that what is happening in bagdhad is a problem crerated by the american military. And as a tax paying amemrican and so forth, that problem lies on me and every other american. at the very least i would like to go there and observe the civilisation who's destruction falls on my shoulders.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341668 - 02/26/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It just seems to me that $3000 could be spent much better than a one-way ticket to Iraq.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Redstorm]
    #5341671 - 02/26/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

actually the round trip ticket to and from kuwait city is $1600

And my trip wont be one way. i will come back alive.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341694 - 02/26/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm sure most of the civilians killed in Iraq thought they'd be coming back alive as well.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341701 - 02/26/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you never answered my question buddy


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341706 - 02/26/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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i will come back alive.




:rotfl: :rofl2: :rotfl:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Redstorm]
    #5341720 - 02/26/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

one of my best friends and former shroomerite, rihadifabike, went to Iraq with the Army reserves... He was on a Humvee when it was hit by and RPG killing another guy from my high school.

rihadifabike died last summer of congestive heart failure, and when they did the autopsy, they found bone fragments all throughout his body from the other kid who was killed.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5341723 - 02/26/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:sad:, thats really a sad thing to hear. I'm sorry, wish I could say/do more


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5341724 - 02/26/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

typing that just brought back all types of shitty feelings...

out of the old crew who grew up together, I was the last one to see him alive. :sad:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
    #5341728 - 02/26/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn that's crazy.

Sorry to hear about that. :sad:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341773 - 02/26/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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on top of the kevlar i would porobably pick up a flak jacked for $70 at the local army surplus store...




both would be useless against anything you're likely to encounter, flack jackets
will stop shrapnel, some anyway, and kevlar will stop bullets from a hand gun
you'll encounter more rifles than anything, look into spectrashield


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5341834 - 02/26/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i know that i can get kevlar that will withstand a hit form an AK.. and the flack jacket would protect my body from shrapnel

what is spectrshield?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Freeker]
    #5341948 - 02/26/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha.. come now, this is just a plain silly idea that will never ever even get ground outside of this thread. Makeup? Everyday? When you bath? Sleep? Eat? Shit? Where will you do these things? Going to drop the costume in the privacy of your own.. home? Without even speaking any Arabic? (How many languages do you speak? Do you know any that are as drastically different from English as Arabic? Can you even say an Arabic letter?)

Its an entertaining idea, but please stop pretending like its actually going to happen.. you're just kidding yourself, and looking like a fool. :P

Unless this was all intended as a joke from the onset and it just flew over my head... in that case, carry on.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5341980 - 02/26/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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zippoz said:
i know that i can get kevlar that will withstand a hit form an AK.. and the flack jacket would protect my body from shrapnel

what is spectrshield?




What do you plan on doing? Wearing this shit throughout your whole trip?


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: GrapeSoda]
    #5342151 - 02/26/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Haha.. come now, this is just a plain silly idea that will never ever even get ground outside of this thread. Makeup? Everyday? When you bath? Sleep? Eat? Shit? Where will you do these things? Going to drop the costume in the privacy of your own.. home? Without even speaking any Arabic? (How many languages do you speak? Do you know any that are as drastically different from English as Arabic? Can you even say an Arabic letter?)

Its an entertaining idea, but please stop pretending like its actually going to happen.. you're just kidding yourself, and looking like a fool. :P

Unless this was all intended as a joke from the onset and it just flew over my head... in that case, carry on.




yes and lets not forget the fact that it's usually about a hundred degrees in iraq. so with his kevlar vest, flak jacket, and all the garbs to conceal his armor i'd imagine he'd sweat off all the makeup in about...hmm maybe 45 minutes.

the plan is fool proof!  :laugh:

seriously, just donate 3000 dollars to a worthy cause. or volunteer for the peace corps or something...this iraq plan is just an idiotic waste of money and time. it's like some sort of self served guilt trip. do something useful with your money and stay alive.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5342352 - 02/26/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Why don't you join the Canadian army?

If you go infantry, you'll be in Afghanstan the day after your battle school graduation. You'll be going on a peacekeeping mission, tho...it's not soldiering.






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    #5342394 - 02/26/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5344612 - 02/27/06 09:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's dead on... :lol:

Kevlar is hot, trust me. You will sweat your ass off wearing that shit over there. And it'll still be very obvious you're wearing it, unless you plan on wearing an arctic parka or something.

But THIS: "Hahaha...I just laughed my ass off picturing someone with caked on make-up, wearing a robe and turban underneath 100lbs of body armor, a five-o-clock shadow, and a "rough guide to arabic" in his had standing in the security line in an american airport getting ready to depart....

and then re-laughed my ass off picturing the same individual trying to get through customs in Kuwait"

THAT is fucking funny.... I can totally see that happening. :lol:


The UAE is pretty American friendly... it's an old british colony. There's even this cool bar there call The Bull and Boar just in between Dubai and Jebel Ali that services a lot of the port traffic. It's a old style English pub, cool place & good food. Dubai is a nice place too. The Gold Souke there has dirt cheap prices on gold, way lower that the EU or American market prices. I had a few friends who spent several grand to buy gold bars there. They smuggled them back on to our ship and then smuggled them in to the US where they traded them in and made a lot of $$$ in profit. Nice things is Customs doesn't search US Navy ships.... I should have done the same.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5344630 - 02/27/06 09:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The hardest part is leaving the airport without being tracked down...and finding a place to stay. Because after that, you can simply disguise yourself as a woman, with veil and everything, and avoid most contact. That is, if you don't have an extremely manly build or face. A basic understanding of the Arabic language and Iraq customs (for women in this case :wink:) would be important.

Anyways, you would have to be willing to kill. Ya know, like be able to pick up a metal shank and then jab it in someone's skull. 'Cause you won't be able to bring any weapons with you. I mean, if it's almost a civil war there, you could just skip finding a place to stay (and the problem about being recognized).

Find a good hideout, and kill whoever lives there. It would preferably be a little ways from the mass of society.

I mean, it sounds insane, because it is. Going to Iraq is insane, unless you can gain something great from seriously risking your life. I've personally thought about doing something like this, but I really am insane and suicidal. It's just that I would be sane enough to go after a reward (OBL and Co.) if I ever did something like that.

I mean you would be entering a place where basically EVERYONE wants you dead. You know, the shop owner, the taxi driver, the airport guards, the hotel employees, the apartment manager, etc (Schizos need not apply). And you have no way to protect yourself...

But maybe the U.S. armed forces could give you a ride...I mean as a civilian.


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    #5344741 - 02/27/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"That lockness monstea stole my three fitty."


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    #5344749 - 02/27/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you're there, buy a thousand dollars worth of gas. You'll be stocked for LIFE.


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    #5344761 - 02/27/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Last month he was going to start a giant music festival, this guy always has big plans.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344764 - 02/27/06 10:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Adom gimme 3000 dollars to drive out to Iowa.


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    #5344769 - 02/27/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's a deal, I thought it'd take you atleast 25k to get you out here.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344773 - 02/27/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck no man, I'm easy, and I'm pretty sick of concrete and steel all around. 900 of the 3000 will cover my rent while I'm gone. The rest will go towards bus fares, booze, and truckstop hookers.


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    #5344782 - 02/27/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There's no shortage of truck stop hookers oozing meth round these parts, yessiirry.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344785 - 02/27/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The more oozing crevices of flesh, the better!


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    #5344789 - 02/27/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You won't have to worry about those annoying teeth getting in the way either!


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5344823 - 02/27/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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900 of the 3000 will cover my rent while I'm gone.




I hope that isn't $900 a month, I knew NYC had expensive living costs but damn.


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    #5344827 - 02/27/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Aye it is.


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    #5344829 - 02/27/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

900$ a month in NYC? That doesn't seem bad at all. What the hell are you paying?

That isn't bad for most any city as long as it's not a rat house.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344843 - 02/27/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've got friends that pay $700 a month for a three bedroom three bathroom house walking distance from downtown. for $900 a month they could be living in a penthouse downtown.

of course the south typically has lower wages depending on the job.


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    #5344848 - 02/27/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This is a sweet two bedroom apartment with hardwood floors and exposed brickface, in a great part of town.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5344857 - 02/27/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey give me 100k so I can buy a pad and lots of drugs. kthxbye.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Shroomism]
    #5344869 - 02/27/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Gimmie 50$ so I can smoke some pot while I wait 26 days for a fucking plane...

Thank you for your cooperation.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344872 - 02/27/06 10:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I bought some dank blueberry nugs yesterday, you should come over. :smile:

I have all sorts of muzak you'd dig.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5344877 - 02/27/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hold on I have to ask my mom if it's alright for me to come out and play first.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
    #5344927 - 02/27/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend's mom gave me a Harry Potter lego set too.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
    #5345550 - 02/27/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

deryl said:
Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
900 of the 3000 will cover my rent while I'm gone.




I hope that isn't $900 a month, I knew NYC had expensive living costs but damn.




When I lived in San Dieo, my rent for a two-bedroomk townhouse was $1400 per month...900 isnt bad at all...well compared to California


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insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5345875 - 02/27/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i thought thread jacking was against the very specific pub rules??

carry on  :laugh:


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5346031 - 02/27/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahah right?
anyhow my car needsd a new tranny, kor i just need to get a noew car.. htis now takes priority over any iraq trips.

plealse disregard my request for funding


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5346068 - 02/27/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

OK


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5346089 - 02/27/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

spell check


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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