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CherryBom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5342352 - 02/26/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why don't you join the Canadian army?
If you go infantry, you'll be in Afghanstan the day after your battle school graduation. You'll be going on a peacekeeping mission, tho...it's not soldiering.
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Scott Bennett
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. *DELETED* [Re: CherryBom]
#5342394 - 02/26/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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mediman0078
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5344612 - 02/27/06 09:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's dead on... 
Kevlar is hot, trust me. You will sweat your ass off wearing that shit over there. And it'll still be very obvious you're wearing it, unless you plan on wearing an arctic parka or something.
But THIS: "Hahaha...I just laughed my ass off picturing someone with caked on make-up, wearing a robe and turban underneath 100lbs of body armor, a five-o-clock shadow, and a "rough guide to arabic" in his had standing in the security line in an american airport getting ready to depart....
and then re-laughed my ass off picturing the same individual trying to get through customs in Kuwait"
THAT is fucking funny.... I can totally see that happening. 
The UAE is pretty American friendly... it's an old british colony. There's even this cool bar there call The Bull and Boar just in between Dubai and Jebel Ali that services a lot of the port traffic. It's a old style English pub, cool place & good food. Dubai is a nice place too. The Gold Souke there has dirt cheap prices on gold, way lower that the EU or American market prices. I had a few friends who spent several grand to buy gold bars there. They smuggled them back on to our ship and then smuggled them in to the US where they traded them in and made a lot of $$$ in profit. Nice things is Customs doesn't search US Navy ships.... I should have done the same.
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Darkcloud
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5344630 - 02/27/06 09:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The hardest part is leaving the airport without being tracked down...and finding a place to stay. Because after that, you can simply disguise yourself as a woman, with veil and everything, and avoid most contact. That is, if you don't have an extremely manly build or face. A basic understanding of the Arabic language and Iraq customs (for women in this case ) would be important.
Anyways, you would have to be willing to kill. Ya know, like be able to pick up a metal shank and then jab it in someone's skull. 'Cause you won't be able to bring any weapons with you. I mean, if it's almost a civil war there, you could just skip finding a place to stay (and the problem about being recognized).
Find a good hideout, and kill whoever lives there. It would preferably be a little ways from the mass of society.
I mean, it sounds insane, because it is. Going to Iraq is insane, unless you can gain something great from seriously risking your life. I've personally thought about doing something like this, but I really am insane and suicidal. It's just that I would be sane enough to go after a reward (OBL and Co.) if I ever did something like that.
I mean you would be entering a place where basically EVERYONE wants you dead. You know, the shop owner, the taxi driver, the airport guards, the hotel employees, the apartment manager, etc (Schizos need not apply). And you have no way to protect yourself...
But maybe the U.S. armed forces could give you a ride...I mean as a civilian.
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theuser
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Darkcloud]
#5344741 - 02/27/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"That lockness monstea stole my three fitty."
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Maverick
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: theuser]
#5344749 - 02/27/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you're there, buy a thousand dollars worth of gas. You'll be stocked for LIFE.
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Adom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: mediman0078]
#5344761 - 02/27/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Last month he was going to start a giant music festival, this guy always has big plans.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
#5344764 - 02/27/06 10:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Adom gimme 3000 dollars to drive out to Iowa.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Adom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5344769 - 02/27/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's a deal, I thought it'd take you atleast 25k to get you out here.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
#5344773 - 02/27/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck no man, I'm easy, and I'm pretty sick of concrete and steel all around. 900 of the 3000 will cover my rent while I'm gone. The rest will go towards bus fares, booze, and truckstop hookers.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Adom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5344782 - 02/27/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's no shortage of truck stop hookers oozing meth round these parts, yessiirry.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
#5344785 - 02/27/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The more oozing crevices of flesh, the better!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Adom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5344789 - 02/27/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You won't have to worry about those annoying teeth getting in the way either!
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deryl
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5344823 - 02/27/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: 900 of the 3000 will cover my rent while I'm gone.
I hope that isn't $900 a month, I knew NYC had expensive living costs but damn.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
#5344827 - 02/27/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aye it is.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Adom
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
#5344829 - 02/27/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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900$ a month in NYC? That doesn't seem bad at all. What the hell are you paying?
That isn't bad for most any city as long as it's not a rat house.
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deryl
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Adom]
#5344843 - 02/27/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've got friends that pay $700 a month for a three bedroom three bathroom house walking distance from downtown. for $900 a month they could be living in a penthouse downtown.
of course the south typically has lower wages depending on the job.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: deryl]
#5344848 - 02/27/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is a sweet two bedroom apartment with hardwood floors and exposed brickface, in a great part of town.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Shroomism
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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5344857 - 02/27/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey give me 100k so I can buy a pad and lots of drugs. kthxbye.
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Adom
Totally Nude

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Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Shroomism]
#5344869 - 02/27/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Gimmie 50$ so I can smoke some pot while I wait 26 days for a fucking plane...
Thank you for your cooperation.
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