|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Boom]
#5341414 - 02/26/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Booooom said: Will this trip involve Shroomery promotion? Because if that's your plan, I think it is your fate to hand out Shroomery business cards and calenders. You must do it.
He should spray paint SHROOMERY.ORG on all the houses he sees.
--------------------
|
Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5341417 - 02/26/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah, as long as he tells people he is a mod over at the shroomery, they should be cool for the most part. I mean, he'll be helping them, and they know this.
|
g00n
Goombodias


Registered: 08/19/05
Posts: 77
Loc: Sothern Cali!!!
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5341432 - 02/26/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
No one has given you the $3000 yet? I would but I got these bills and shit yanadamean. But if you do go out there... can you bring back a Opium Tek?
-------------------- I run with the hatchet and claim the PSYCHOPATHIC!!!
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: inv3rse]
#5341461 - 02/26/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
inv3rse said: Go to the U.A.E.
I have friends there, very good people
|
ZippoZ
Knomadic


Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5341653 - 02/26/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
As for the makeup thing, to make my self atleast appear more native, its a damn good idea. Along with native clothing. I would probably attempt to disguise myself as an old man, or homeless person (assuming that there are a decent amount in bagdhad that i could attempt to blend in with). Somthing that is disregarded by society and not takled much to.
on top of the kevlar i would porobably pick up a flak jacked for $70 at the local army surplus store... All of this would have to be under local garb which from what i understand is generally loose fitting and would allow me to conceal the vest and jacket...
Im debating how much a body gaurd would cost as well as Arming my self lightly with atleast a handun or 2 but getting them into the courtry, or having them while crossing the border are 2 tricky situations...
Will i do this, probablay not. but it is up for debate.
I feel that what is happening in bagdhad is a problem crerated by the american military. And as a tax paying amemrican and so forth, that problem lies on me and every other american. at the very least i would like to go there and observe the civilisation who's destruction falls on my shoulders.
-------------------- PEACE
zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
|
Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341668 - 02/26/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
It just seems to me that $3000 could be spent much better than a one-way ticket to Iraq.
|
ZippoZ
Knomadic


Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Redstorm]
#5341671 - 02/26/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
actually the round trip ticket to and from kuwait city is $1600
And my trip wont be one way. i will come back alive.
-------------------- PEACE
zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
Edited by zippoz (02/26/06 04:09 PM)
|
Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341694 - 02/26/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
I'm sure most of the civilians killed in Iraq thought they'd be coming back alive as well.
|
Freeker
jackaroe

Registered: 02/09/05
Posts: 2,225
Loc: buffalo
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341701 - 02/26/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
you never answered my question buddy
|
Noetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341706 - 02/26/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
zippoz said: i will come back alive.
|
Jim


Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,922
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Redstorm]
#5341720 - 02/26/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
one of my best friends and former shroomerite, rihadifabike, went to Iraq with the Army reserves... He was on a Humvee when it was hit by and RPG killing another guy from my high school.
rihadifabike died last summer of congestive heart failure, and when they did the autopsy, they found bone fragments all throughout his body from the other kid who was killed.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
|
Freeker
jackaroe

Registered: 02/09/05
Posts: 2,225
Loc: buffalo
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
#5341723 - 02/26/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
, thats really a sad thing to hear. I'm sorry, wish I could say/do more
|
Jim


Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,922
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
#5341724 - 02/26/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
typing that just brought back all types of shitty feelings...
out of the old crew who grew up together, I was the last one to see him alive.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Jim]
#5341728 - 02/26/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Damn that's crazy.
Sorry to hear about that.
--------------------
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341773 - 02/26/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
zippoz said: on top of the kevlar i would porobably pick up a flak jacked for $70 at the local army surplus store...
both would be useless against anything you're likely to encounter, flack jackets will stop shrapnel, some anyway, and kevlar will stop bullets from a hand gun you'll encounter more rifles than anything, look into spectrashield
|
ZippoZ
Knomadic


Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5341834 - 02/26/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
i know that i can get kevlar that will withstand a hit form an AK.. and the flack jacket would protect my body from shrapnel
what is spectrshield?
-------------------- PEACE
zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
|
Freeker
jackaroe

Registered: 02/09/05
Posts: 2,225
Loc: buffalo
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341850 - 02/26/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
|
GrapeSoda
Green Raindrop

Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 37
Loc: France
Last seen: 17 years, 9 months
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: Freeker]
#5341948 - 02/26/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Haha.. come now, this is just a plain silly idea that will never ever even get ground outside of this thread. Makeup? Everyday? When you bath? Sleep? Eat? Shit? Where will you do these things? Going to drop the costume in the privacy of your own.. home? Without even speaking any Arabic? (How many languages do you speak? Do you know any that are as drastically different from English as Arabic? Can you even say an Arabic letter?)
Its an entertaining idea, but please stop pretending like its actually going to happen.. you're just kidding yourself, and looking like a fool. :P
Unless this was all intended as a joke from the onset and it just flew over my head... in that case, carry on.
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5341980 - 02/26/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
zippoz said: i know that i can get kevlar that will withstand a hit form an AK.. and the flack jacket would protect my body from shrapnel
what is spectrshield?
What do you plan on doing? Wearing this shit throughout your whole trip?
--------------------
|
JonnyOnTheSpot
Sober Surfer


Registered: 01/27/02
Posts: 11,527
Loc: North Carolina
|
Re: i need someone to give me $3000 I want to go to bagdhad. [Re: GrapeSoda]
#5342151 - 02/26/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fuzine said: Haha.. come now, this is just a plain silly idea that will never ever even get ground outside of this thread. Makeup? Everyday? When you bath? Sleep? Eat? Shit? Where will you do these things? Going to drop the costume in the privacy of your own.. home? Without even speaking any Arabic? (How many languages do you speak? Do you know any that are as drastically different from English as Arabic? Can you even say an Arabic letter?)
Its an entertaining idea, but please stop pretending like its actually going to happen.. you're just kidding yourself, and looking like a fool. :P
Unless this was all intended as a joke from the onset and it just flew over my head... in that case, carry on.
yes and lets not forget the fact that it's usually about a hundred degrees in iraq. so with his kevlar vest, flak jacket, and all the garbs to conceal his armor i'd imagine he'd sweat off all the makeup in about...hmm maybe 45 minutes.
the plan is fool proof! 
seriously, just donate 3000 dollars to a worthy cause. or volunteer for the peace corps or something...this iraq plan is just an idiotic waste of money and time. it's like some sort of self served guilt trip. do something useful with your money and stay alive.
|
|