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OfflineBoneMan
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How do you deal with lack of sex?
    #5323932 - 02/21/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I havent had sex in 3 years. I have extremely bad luck with women and its making me crazy.  Every single girl I've liked in these last 3 years has not been interested in me.  Im struggling to understand why this happens every time.

People like me, people tell me I'm very good looking.  I don't lack confidence or social skills. When people learn how difficult it is for me to get a girl they become just as perplexed as I am.

I used to be very picky about girls, but my standards have gone way down.  Even still the girls I like dont want me.

Recently Ive been talking to a cute chick, who also thinks I'm cute.. but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being.  Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now.

Shitty timing

I havent experienced an intimate moment with another human being in 3 years and I'm becoming very angry and bitter because of that.  I thought about just giving up and focusing on myself... but I have been focusing on myself for these last few years and I've really gotten to know who I am and what I want in life. I've also had the time to become very good at guitar.

I have most of what I want in life except relationships and affection.
None of my friends give a damn that I cant get a girl. And I dont blame them, they're busy enough with their own relationships.

I have one close friend that I can talk to about things like this, but she just got a new boyfriend and spends all her time with him.  Shes too distracted to empathize with me.

How can I deal with unfulfilled needs/desires to connect with another person?  Im afraid that I'm going to slip into an addiction. 

All I need is a little lovin' :frown:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323941 - 02/21/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lots and lots of porn and masturbation.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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OfflineBoneMan
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323948 - 02/21/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

of course. but thats a very temporary solution. the emptiness comes back after about half an hour.

masturbation only provides an orgasm. theres so much more to sex than that.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323969 - 02/21/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Just don't take the Brian Peppers route, and hang in there.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Spenny]
    #5323972 - 02/21/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me shudders at the name Brian Peppers



i see why he had to do what he did, but damn, if that happened to me i probably would have puked all over the wheelchair bound weirdo.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323973 - 02/21/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Give it time.

In the meantime.. the hand is your friend.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5323978 - 02/21/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i love my hand.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323979 - 02/21/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
lots and lots of porn and masturbation.




i havent gotten laid in 4 months :rolleyes:

sadly i have to agree with acidic on this one.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323980 - 02/21/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You don't want my lovin'.... it's manish.  :hug:

Where are you going to pick up women? You know it's a lot easier to find some connection if you have a common interest to play off of. You say you know what you want in life, well use that. Who and where do you go to to do what you wanna do? Your circle of friends may be a bit to knit to stay isolated, my friend... time to  seek out new frontiers. :laugh:  Good luck, and I'm rooting for ya.... cause 3 years is a fucking eternity in my book.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5323989 - 02/21/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bukkake party!


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323992 - 02/21/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:dancing: :wink:


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OfflineWhiteBunny
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323993 - 02/21/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

BoneMan said:
I havent had sex in 3 years.




YIKES!!!

Go out more and don't come on to girls so much. Girls can smell a desperate man like a shark smells blood in the water. It's the times you don't go looking that they come to you. Just be social and you should be fine.

WB


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323999 - 02/21/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm used to it. There are ways I could probably get it, but honestly, I don't need it. Every girl I've had sex with was special to me in some sort of way, and I don't feel the need to cheapen that by looking for just any slut that'll sleep with me. In the meantime:

Quote:

i love my hand.



True story


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324003 - 02/21/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

very true.




BUKKAKE!


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324006 - 02/21/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me bukkakes Slothie


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324011 - 02/21/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

why is it always the chick that gets bukkaked?

i wanna bukkake someone, damnit!


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324021 - 02/21/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me presents face to Slothie


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324028 - 02/21/06 01:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me leave Paradigm out in the cold.


i changed my mind.  :tongue:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324031 - 02/21/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

BURN


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324034 - 02/21/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Go to some parities, go some bars, be charming and articulate, one night stands aren't so difficult... they won't come to you though (unless of course you go to school, rent a house with some friends in the party area, get some kegs on a Saturday or Friday night and have a party... then they'll come to you :wink:) just get yourself out there dude.

Of course, you'll realize eventually, such encounters aren't terribly satisfying (who knows though, you'll get a few #'s), but you'll get laid :shrug:. Good luck.


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