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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5324036 - 02/21/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:dielaughing:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324052 - 02/21/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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BoneMan said:
How do you deal with lack of sex?




Oddly enough, it's never come up...In fact, I truly enjoy the periods of my life when I am single. It sounds to me like you are soooo desperate to get laid that you are coming across as needy...and trust me when I say that a needy man is a 100% effective form of birth control.

As obvious as it sounds, quit trying so hard...so you haven't been laid for a while...big deal. It sounds like you have female friends...female freinds are a GREAT source for hook-ups...since they usually have a few other friends that they can introduce you to. Other ideas...
-Organize a party or outing and invite everyone you know...and everyone they know. (Theme parties are good for this)
-Go to a bar/pub/club thast have NEVER been to, and would probably not go to normally. I've always had great luck when I'm out of my element...I.E...a country bar. The reasoning behind it is simple., you will stand out from the crowd and be noticed.
- Join a team...doesn't matter doing what..as long as there are women on it. Slowpitch or Volleyball are usually good ones that always have women.

That's just a few ideas off the top of my head...


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Rono]
    #5324055 - 02/21/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, good point rono, it's a major turnoff when you appearer desperate, needy, etc.

Keep your cool.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324065 - 02/21/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So the username "BoneMan" is a double entendre, huh? :lol:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324094 - 02/21/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Just pay for one hot skanky chick to say your good in bed. It worked for this dude in this movie I saw. And all the non skanky bitches wanted the best cock too.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324100 - 02/21/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He might be refering to BTNH :smirk:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324101 - 02/21/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I meet most my bitches as I am taking trash out of my trailer.

They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater and trying to check my ass through that rip in my levis.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324110 - 02/21/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

rawtoxic said:
I meet most my bitches as I am taking trash out of my trailer.

They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater and trying to check my ass through that rip in my levis.



That's a Jeff Foxworthy joke waiting to happen.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324127 - 02/21/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hand & stop & go method ;p


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324129 - 02/21/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

getting laid really isn't hard, yeah I've had times when I haven't had sex in a while, but it's not really hard... what's hard is finding a girl who I can stand to spend 10 minuets with after the fact. Finding someone who's chill is the hard part, I guess you can say.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324143 - 02/21/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

rawtoxic said:
They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater ...




You hide shellfish in your wife beater?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324150 - 02/21/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Rono]
    #5324154 - 02/21/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Rono said:
Quote:

rawtoxic said:
They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater ...




You hide shellfish in your wife beater?


:thumbup:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5324163 - 02/21/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

mussles are k3y


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324172 - 02/21/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

TYL3R said:
He might be refering to BTNH :smirk:




*WHOOOSH* right over my head.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324209 - 02/21/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i have to aggree with TM


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5324252 - 02/21/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Guess what ?

I'm not even gonna explain what it means.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324256 - 02/21/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:bored:

*eats an oreo*


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324346 - 02/21/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, I get it now. Not the literal anagram, but I think I get the gist.

:lol:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324365 - 02/21/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Fortunately , I've never had to deal with this problem , lol .

Good Luck

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