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OfflineBoneMan
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How do you deal with lack of sex?
    #5323932 - 02/21/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I havent had sex in 3 years. I have extremely bad luck with women and its making me crazy.  Every single girl I've liked in these last 3 years has not been interested in me.  Im struggling to understand why this happens every time.

People like me, people tell me I'm very good looking.  I don't lack confidence or social skills. When people learn how difficult it is for me to get a girl they become just as perplexed as I am.

I used to be very picky about girls, but my standards have gone way down.  Even still the girls I like dont want me.

Recently Ive been talking to a cute chick, who also thinks I'm cute.. but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being.  Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now.

Shitty timing

I havent experienced an intimate moment with another human being in 3 years and I'm becoming very angry and bitter because of that.  I thought about just giving up and focusing on myself... but I have been focusing on myself for these last few years and I've really gotten to know who I am and what I want in life. I've also had the time to become very good at guitar.

I have most of what I want in life except relationships and affection.
None of my friends give a damn that I cant get a girl. And I dont blame them, they're busy enough with their own relationships.

I have one close friend that I can talk to about things like this, but she just got a new boyfriend and spends all her time with him.  Shes too distracted to empathize with me.

How can I deal with unfulfilled needs/desires to connect with another person?  Im afraid that I'm going to slip into an addiction. 

All I need is a little lovin' :frown:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323941 - 02/21/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lots and lots of porn and masturbation.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323948 - 02/21/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

of course. but thats a very temporary solution. the emptiness comes back after about half an hour.

masturbation only provides an orgasm. theres so much more to sex than that.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323969 - 02/21/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Just don't take the Brian Peppers route, and hang in there.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Spenny]
    #5323972 - 02/21/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me shudders at the name Brian Peppers



i see why he had to do what he did, but damn, if that happened to me i probably would have puked all over the wheelchair bound weirdo.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323973 - 02/21/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Give it time.

In the meantime.. the hand is your friend.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5323978 - 02/21/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i love my hand.


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JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323979 - 02/21/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
lots and lots of porn and masturbation.




i havent gotten laid in 4 months :rolleyes:

sadly i have to agree with acidic on this one.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323980 - 02/21/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You don't want my lovin'.... it's manish.  :hug:

Where are you going to pick up women? You know it's a lot easier to find some connection if you have a common interest to play off of. You say you know what you want in life, well use that. Who and where do you go to to do what you wanna do? Your circle of friends may be a bit to knit to stay isolated, my friend... time to  seek out new frontiers. :laugh:  Good luck, and I'm rooting for ya.... cause 3 years is a fucking eternity in my book.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5323989 - 02/21/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bukkake party!


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5323992 - 02/21/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:dancing: :wink:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323993 - 02/21/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

BoneMan said:
I havent had sex in 3 years.




YIKES!!!

Go out more and don't come on to girls so much. Girls can smell a desperate man like a shark smells blood in the water. It's the times you don't go looking that they come to you. Just be social and you should be fine.

WB


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5323999 - 02/21/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm used to it. There are ways I could probably get it, but honestly, I don't need it. Every girl I've had sex with was special to me in some sort of way, and I don't feel the need to cheapen that by looking for just any slut that'll sleep with me. In the meantime:

Quote:

i love my hand.



True story


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324003 - 02/21/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

very true.




BUKKAKE!


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324006 - 02/21/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me bukkakes Slothie


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324011 - 02/21/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

why is it always the chick that gets bukkaked?

i wanna bukkake someone, damnit!


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324021 - 02/21/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me presents face to Slothie


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324028 - 02/21/06 01:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

/me leave Paradigm out in the cold.


i changed my mind.  :tongue:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5324031 - 02/21/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

BURN


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324034 - 02/21/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Go to some parities, go some bars, be charming and articulate, one night stands aren't so difficult... they won't come to you though (unless of course you go to school, rent a house with some friends in the party area, get some kegs on a Saturday or Friday night and have a party... then they'll come to you :wink:) just get yourself out there dude.

Of course, you'll realize eventually, such encounters aren't terribly satisfying (who knows though, you'll get a few #'s), but you'll get laid :shrug:. Good luck.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5324036 - 02/21/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:dielaughing:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324052 - 02/21/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

BoneMan said:
How do you deal with lack of sex?




Oddly enough, it's never come up...In fact, I truly enjoy the periods of my life when I am single. It sounds to me like you are soooo desperate to get laid that you are coming across as needy...and trust me when I say that a needy man is a 100% effective form of birth control.

As obvious as it sounds, quit trying so hard...so you haven't been laid for a while...big deal. It sounds like you have female friends...female freinds are a GREAT source for hook-ups...since they usually have a few other friends that they can introduce you to. Other ideas...
-Organize a party or outing and invite everyone you know...and everyone they know. (Theme parties are good for this)
-Go to a bar/pub/club thast have NEVER been to, and would probably not go to normally. I've always had great luck when I'm out of my element...I.E...a country bar. The reasoning behind it is simple., you will stand out from the crowd and be noticed.
- Join a team...doesn't matter doing what..as long as there are women on it. Slowpitch or Volleyball are usually good ones that always have women.

That's just a few ideas off the top of my head...


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Rono]
    #5324055 - 02/21/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, good point rono, it's a major turnoff when you appearer desperate, needy, etc.

Keep your cool.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324065 - 02/21/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So the username "BoneMan" is a double entendre, huh? :lol:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324094 - 02/21/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Just pay for one hot skanky chick to say your good in bed. It worked for this dude in this movie I saw. And all the non skanky bitches wanted the best cock too.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324100 - 02/21/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He might be refering to BTNH :smirk:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324101 - 02/21/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I meet most my bitches as I am taking trash out of my trailer.

They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater and trying to check my ass through that rip in my levis.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324110 - 02/21/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

rawtoxic said:
I meet most my bitches as I am taking trash out of my trailer.

They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater and trying to check my ass through that rip in my levis.



That's a Jeff Foxworthy joke waiting to happen.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324127 - 02/21/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hand & stop & go method ;p


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5324129 - 02/21/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

getting laid really isn't hard, yeah I've had times when I haven't had sex in a while, but it's not really hard... what's hard is finding a girl who I can stand to spend 10 minuets with after the fact. Finding someone who's chill is the hard part, I guess you can say.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5324143 - 02/21/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

rawtoxic said:
They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater ...




You hide shellfish in your wife beater?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324150 - 02/21/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: Rono]
    #5324154 - 02/21/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Rono said:
Quote:

rawtoxic said:
They are looking at all my bad ass tats and mussels under my wife beater ...




You hide shellfish in your wife beater?


:thumbup:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5324163 - 02/21/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

mussles are k3y


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324172 - 02/21/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

TYL3R said:
He might be refering to BTNH :smirk:




*WHOOOSH* right over my head.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324209 - 02/21/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i have to aggree with TM


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: sui]
    #5324252 - 02/21/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Guess what ?

I'm not even gonna explain what it means.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324256 - 02/21/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:bored:

*eats an oreo*


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5324346 - 02/21/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, I get it now. Not the literal anagram, but I think I get the gist.

:lol:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324365 - 02/21/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Fortunately , I've never had to deal with this problem , lol .

Good Luck

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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: gdman]
    #5324372 - 02/21/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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gdman said:
getting laid really isn't hard, yeah I've had times when I haven't had sex in a while, but it's not really hard... what's hard is finding a girl who I can stand to spend 10 minuets with after the fact. Finding someone who's chill is the hard part, I guess you can say.




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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: eligal]
    #5324395 - 02/21/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

shared intrest. Just spark up a convo about what youre interested in.

The last chick i was with, i started the convo by talking about acid.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324408 - 02/21/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks guys. As far as coming across as desperate and needy, I don't. I'm not completely clueless, I know what turns women off. Took a while but I learned.

I'm not the type of guy to call a girl 3 times a day asking what shes doing. I dont come on too strong. I dont get a chance to see any given girl much. I only hung out with the most recent one (that I talked about in my post) three or four times. With periods of a week or weeks in between. I only called her on the weekends and if she didnt answer I wouldnt try again, I'd find something else to do.

I do have other prospects but none that Im particularly into. I'm just trying to get practice getting girls so it wont be so hard in the future.

Also, I suspect that females can literally smell a desperate guy somehow. Maybe theres some reverse pheromones that are secreted when you dont have sex.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324437 - 02/21/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What you need to do is realize that sex is just stimulus and response, basic human need to be touched and loved. You think your problem is not getting laid enough your real problem is not having any intimate relations with anyone.

My solution to this problem is become a nihlist.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324455 - 02/21/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I don't mean to offend you with this suggestion, but why don't you consider paying for sex?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #5324472 - 02/21/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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your real problem is not having any intimate relations with anyone.




I agree.

And no I don't think I could enjoy having sex that I had to pay for. I mean shes obligated to fuck you. I dont want to have sex with someone who didn't choose to have sex with me.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324485 - 02/21/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

its been since the end of november for me.

porn helps :smile:, but just doesnt cut it.  boring.... physical release is nice haha.

"Recently Ive been talking to a cute chick, who also thinks I'm cute.. but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being. Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now."

Watch out for lines like that one, id guess a lot of em are bs.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324511 - 02/21/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I do have other prospects but none that Im particularly into. I'm just trying to get practice getting girls so it wont be so hard in the future.





The best practice for talking to hot girls is talking to unhot girls that you don't want. Your confidence will shoot through the roof when there's no desire present. Talk to hot girls like they're ugly nerds.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324524 - 02/21/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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BoneMan said:
but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being. Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now.





that is just her rationalizing the reason she is single


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324575 - 02/21/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Two fingers. And if that fails, I live like 6 blacks from a adult book store.

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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5324582 - 02/21/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

haven't seen you around in a while, how ya been?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: gdman]
    #5324585 - 02/21/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pretty good sweetie! How are you? I'll be on aol tomorrow night. I get 4 days off! NIICE!

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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5324597 - 02/21/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Happy birthday!


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324610 - 02/21/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I go get laid.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: HippieChick]
    #5324714 - 02/21/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

it's because we're female.


it's not really a problem for females, unless they are ugly. and very few shroomery chicks have been ugly.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #5326204 - 02/21/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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CyberChump said:
The best practice for talking to hot girls is talking to unhot girls that you don't want.  Your confidence will shoot through the roof when there's no desire present.  Talk to hot girls like they're ugly nerds.




That's genius.  It always seems like when I talk to ugly chicks, I make them laugh more and they are attracted to me.  But when I talk to hotties, they never seem into me, even though I am quite the looker.  I always assumed that the uggos have lower standards, but I think it is probably me just acting differently.    :thumbup:


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