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This girl... (part two!)
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Second date earlier today. We went to starbucks and got some coffee. She got her favorite, a caramel frappachino (sp?). She said she LOVES them SO much, we share caramel interest. I picked up the tab, so she's had a mouth orgasm on me :wink:

She's at work. We're going to go the bar when she gets off around midnight. Drink, shoot pool, shoot the shit.

Oh yeah, she's asked me to take her to court next wednesday. She always starts off those questions with, "this may sound kinda wierd but...". So I got her on the ride to her DC hearing (busted smokin pot).

Now... I have been thinking, I don't want to draw out the nice guy thing too long or she might think I just want to be friends. I feel like I need to make it evident that I appreciate the time we spend and I really like it.

But, I also don't want to make shit uncomfortable like I wanna get in her pants right away. Still, I'm not sure what impression I'm giving having not had any physical contact thus far.

Help me out fellas! Should I move in, at what pace, and how? Or, should I just let it go as is? And maybe the alcohol might sway our judgement, so who knows? Of course I'm a little nervous, I consider myself a lousy kisser having not done a great deal of it.

Shit. Maybe it's too early to tell. But after the nth date, it will seem like I don't care for the romantic love side of things if I don't show it. Yet I don't know how.

Like bill hicks says.. "Shut up and smoke that! It's mandatory!" ... "Oh man, shit, I was taking like seriously..."

Edited by poke smot! (09/07/20 04:13 PM)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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poke smot! said:
so she's had a mouth orgasm on me :wink:



I'm sure you'll be making her have real ones in no time.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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poke smot! said:
Oh yeah, she's asked me to take her to court next wednesday. She always starts off those questions with, "this may sound kinda wierd but...". So I got her on the ride to her DC hearing (busted smokin pot).


My advice, don't let her use you. It starts with one little thing.

Otherwise, go for it, not too much to lose. Comment on her physical appearence if you haven't already, then kiss her at some point afterwards.


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channel your inner Larry David

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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comence physical contact!


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
comence physical contact!


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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Just see if she has that "do me" look in her eyes. Can never go wrong with the "do me" look.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
Just see if she has that "do me" look in her eyes. Can never go wrong with the "do me" look.


Yep, you can't beat the "do me" look. Too bad it is only directed toward me when the girl is incredibly inebriated.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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No no, that's the "I'm gonna puke" look, there's a difference.



.... maybe not in your case.  :tongue:


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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the only time ive ever sen the "do me" look was when the girl was looking at the guy just behind me...







i cried


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
comence physical contact!


I 2nd that.


:sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


:sun:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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Damn, some of you guys need to come hang out with me in Alaska for a while. I can get just about anyone at my house laid whenever I want. It's funny, since I have a girlfriend I pass the pussy on to my friends.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
No no, that's the "I'm gonna puke" look, there's a difference.



.... maybe not in your case.  :tongue:


Damn.  Jadian's wittiness level is approaching my own.  I have a competitor.

I VILL CLRUSH YOU!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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bitch you are allready taking her to court and shit, hit it.
pokey. just playing, but you should hit it.

When a chick starts her sentences with you might think its kinda weird, she is usually a headcase.
be warned.

hurry up and hit it.


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Asshole

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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So she's fat huh?


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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poke smot! said:
hmm... I haven't commented on her appearance, damn, knew I was forgetting something.


In the game of love you must have some balls, son. If you dig the girl start giving her clues. Look deep into her eyes (but not in a creepy way), do some physical contact (arm around shoulders), etc..

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
poke smot! said:
hmm... I haven't commented on her appearance, damn, knew I was forgetting something.


In the game of love you must have some balls, son. If you dig the girl start giving her clues. Look deep into her eyes (but not in a creepy way), do some physical contact (arm around shoulders), etc..



Start a staring contest without telling her. She'll think you're looking deep into her eyes and fall in love with you. Instant score.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.


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Asshole

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
In the game of love you must have some balls, son.  If you dig the girl start giving it to her.  Look deep into her eyes in a creepy way, do some physical contact (arm deep), etc..


i totally agree  :thumbup:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
Damn, some of you guys need to come hang out with me in Alaska for a while. I can get just about anyone at my house laid whenever I want. It's funny, since I have a girlfriend I pass the pussy on to my friends.


I'll be there tomorrow.


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We miss you Dark_Star.  The Shroomery Loves Ya Brother. :heartpump:

We miss you Syd

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