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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: ]
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comeon man learn to take a joke.


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

:grin:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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I dig it :-)


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/opinion
.sean

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: entiformatie]
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I named my bong after God last night...its name is God.  I wonder what this association of herb and God will lead to:  spiritual enlightenment or severe cognition impairment?  Hmm, maybe they'll go hand-in-hand.  My bong said "don't worry about it, just suck."

"Woah!" I yelled after coughing out a big hit.  "My bong just spoke to me...this some good shit.  Wait, why am I talking to myself?"

"Well," the bong continued "you're pretty stoned."

"Makes sense."  Then it dawned on me what Wiccan_Seeker posted earlier about humans being the psychoactive in God's cosmic bong...!

"So, God?"  I asked, "am I kinda like a God to THC?"

"Uh...no, dude, you're just really stoned.  You're talking to a bong for Christ's sake."

"But...oh...yeah," I smiled.  "So...am I really talking to a bong, to you, God, or...man, I'm confused."

"Son," the bong sighed "you're really high.  But it's probably a good assumption that your ego is splitting and you're conversing with yourself."

I think I need to cut back.

Five shrooms for DHT!  :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:


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"...yet another in a long series of diversions an attempt to avoid responsibility."

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
DHT is what causes male-pattern baldness.



Well i for one am not bald. I just have a wode part.

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