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OfflineViaggio
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"Divine Hippy" Theory
    #3191341 - 09/28/04 02:12 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Like almost every soul out there, I've often wondered: is there a purpose, and if so, what is the purpose? Eh...that annoying question again. Fear not, I have given words to my speculation: the divine hippy theory, or DHT for short. Abbreviations make ideas 50% cooler.

Anyway, it goes something like this: "Just because, dude...just because. I mean, why not? Sure, there's ups and downs and well, all arounds, but isn't it kinda trippy? Go with the flow and enjoy what you can. I'll think of a reason for your existence later" said God.

Yep, God is a stoned-out divine force who either forgot to think of a purpose, procrastinated, or isn't sure of it himself. If God hasn't created purpose for existence, then it doesn't exist.

"Uh...yeah, I meant to not do that..." God nervously claims as he lights his bowl yet again. This hippy is the only "person" who gets away with "because I said so, dude." He continues, "but I'll come up with a cooler reason later. Just chill out for now. Chill like I've always chilled and will always chill. There is no prequel, there is no sequel...there just is. When I decide on a purpose, you dudes'll be the first to know...if I remember" God explained with a smirk.

I dunno how much of that I actually believe, but it's kinda funny. I bet he smokes some damn good green. Look at all the weird stuff God's stoned-out consciousness spawned! Peace.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3191366 - 09/28/04 02:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

DHT is what causes male-pattern baldness.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
    #3191407 - 09/28/04 02:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder if baldness could be a joke. Again, weird stuff from a weird divine force (smoking cosmic herb). Is God laughing at us, or should we laugh at him? If, after a long smoke session, God created stuff (humans included) to acknowledge "his" existence...is it possible he was too stoned and forgot to dumb us down a little?


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3191436 - 09/28/04 02:43 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Baldness is God's way of giving young guys a fair shot at the ladies. Us older folks (generally) have more money and possessions, knowledge, wisdom, connections, stability and last much longer in bed (once we actually get it up).  :cool:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3191460 - 09/28/04 02:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

DiHydroTestosterone, DHT is why older men have trouble peeing  :shocked:

Imagine planet earth is a smoke particle in the Divine Bong and that we are the psychoactive :grin:
Not too far off actually...

I'm still waiting for the voice from the sky saying
"Just so you know: I'm laughing with you not at you.." :lol:

I believe there is no purpose but being and acting out your role, a cogwheel in the giant clock that is the Universe, basically the same as Maria Sabina. I don't even believe in freedom of choice: I believe cause & effect governs all.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3191484 - 09/28/04 02:55 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

again, he?
what is the purpose? thats an answer :P  what IS the purpose!
hehe :laugh:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Asante]
    #3191698 - 09/28/04 03:47 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

We're the psychoactive?  Wow, God cultivates existence to get high...I love it :lol:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3191746 - 09/28/04 03:57 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Jesus was a real hippie, so I guess like father like son...

Imagine how pissed off all those right-wingers would be if it was proved to them that God is a hippie.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Asante]
    #3191822 - 09/28/04 04:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Imagine planet earth is a smoke particle in the Divine Bong and that we are the psychoactive :grin:





Nice words my friend- that is going in my sig for a while. :smirk:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Stinky]
    #3191832 - 09/28/04 04:18 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

"Jesus was a real hippie"

Jesus was a revolutionary more akin to Che Guevara than Jerry Garcia.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Teragon]
    #3191974 - 09/28/04 04:59 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

thanks :blush:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3191979 - 09/28/04 05:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Cherry Garcia is my favorite flavor.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
    #3192043 - 09/28/04 05:19 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I second that. All of those large peices of chocolate with those (unsweetened I might add) cherrys. I get fat just thinking about it.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
    #3192094 - 09/28/04 05:29 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
DHT is what causes male-pattern baldness.



Try some saw palmetto extract to help block the conversion of T to DHT.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Evolving]
    #3192226 - 09/28/04 06:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

My bald spot comes mostly from scratching the back of my head after reading some of the wacky ideas posted here. Or - I may be suffering from "testesterone poisoning".  :syringe:

*Swami mixes saw palmetto with some good chronic and fires up.*


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
    #3192243 - 09/28/04 06:49 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Whacky ideas make your hair GROW not recede.

Jeeze...

:rolleyes:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3192322 - 09/28/04 07:06 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

whacky ideas make my hair dred up.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3192641 - 09/28/04 08:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

viaggio said:"Just because, dude...just because.  I mean, why not?  Sure, there's ups and downs and well, all arounds, but isn't it kinda trippy?  Go with the flow and enjoy what you can.  I'll think of a reason for your existence later" said God.

Yep, God is a stoned-out divine force who either forgot to think of a purpose, procrastinated, or isn't sure of it himself.  If God hasn't created purpose for existence, then it doesn't exist.




:thumbup: :hippie: :lol:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: lovelight]
    #3192759 - 09/28/04 08:27 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

yah all that aside i love this idea. I think it may be closer to the truth than you think.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
    #3192779 - 09/28/04 08:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

....aaaaaaaaand this is why i rarely come here.  :tongue:


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