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"Divine Hippy" Theory
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Like almost every soul out there, I've often wondered: is there a purpose, and if so, what is the purpose? Eh...that annoying question again. Fear not, I have given words to my speculation: the divine hippy theory, or DHT for short. Abbreviations make ideas 50% cooler.

Anyway, it goes something like this: "Just because, dude...just because. I mean, why not? Sure, there's ups and downs and well, all arounds, but isn't it kinda trippy? Go with the flow and enjoy what you can. I'll think of a reason for your existence later" said God.

Yep, God is a stoned-out divine force who either forgot to think of a purpose, procrastinated, or isn't sure of it himself. If God hasn't created purpose for existence, then it doesn't exist.

"Uh...yeah, I meant to not do that..." God nervously claims as he lights his bowl yet again. This hippy is the only "person" who gets away with "because I said so, dude." He continues, "but I'll come up with a cooler reason later. Just chill out for now. Chill like I've always chilled and will always chill. There is no prequel, there is no sequel...there just is. When I decide on a purpose, you dudes'll be the first to know...if I remember" God explained with a smirk.

I dunno how much of that I actually believe, but it's kinda funny. I bet he smokes some damn good green. Look at all the weird stuff God's stoned-out consciousness spawned! Peace.


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"...yet another in a long series of diversions an attempt to avoid responsibility."

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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DHT is what causes male-pattern baldness.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
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I wonder if baldness could be a joke. Again, weird stuff from a weird divine force (smoking cosmic herb). Is God laughing at us, or should we laugh at him? If, after a long smoke session, God created stuff (humans included) to acknowledge "his" existence...is it possible he was too stoned and forgot to dumb us down a little?


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"...yet another in a long series of diversions an attempt to avoid responsibility."

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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Baldness is God's way of giving young guys a fair shot at the ladies. Us older folks (generally) have more money and possessions, knowledge, wisdom, connections, stability and last much longer in bed (once we actually get it up).  :cool:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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DiHydroTestosterone, DHT is why older men have trouble peeing  :shocked:

Imagine planet earth is a smoke particle in the Divine Bong and that we are the psychoactive :grin:
Not too far off actually...

I'm still waiting for the voice from the sky saying
"Just so you know: I'm laughing with you not at you.." :lol:

I believe there is no purpose but being and acting out your role, a cogwheel in the giant clock that is the Universe, basically the same as Maria Sabina. I don't even believe in freedom of choice: I believe cause & effect governs all.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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again, he?
what is the purpose? thats an answer :P  what IS the purpose!
hehe :laugh:

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Asante]
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We're the psychoactive?  Wow, God cultivates existence to get high...I love it :lol:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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Jesus was a real hippie, so I guess like father like son...

Imagine how pissed off all those right-wingers would be if it was proved to them that God is a hippie.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Imagine planet earth is a smoke particle in the Divine Bong and that we are the psychoactive :grin:



Nice words my friend- that is going in my sig for a while. :smirk:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Stinky]
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"Jesus was a real hippie"

Jesus was a revolutionary more akin to Che Guevara than Jerry Garcia.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Teragon]
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thanks :blush:

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Cherry Garcia is my favorite flavor.


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
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I second that. All of those large peices of chocolate with those (unsweetened I might add) cherrys. I get fat just thinking about it.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
DHT is what causes male-pattern baldness.


Try some saw palmetto extract to help block the conversion of T to DHT.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Evolving]
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My bald spot comes mostly from scratching the back of my head after reading some of the wacky ideas posted here. Or - I may be suffering from "testesterone poisoning".  :syringe:

*Swami mixes saw palmetto with some good chronic and fires up.*


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Swami]
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Whacky ideas make your hair GROW not recede.

Jeeze...

:rolleyes:


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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Moonshoe]
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whacky ideas make my hair dred up.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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Quote:
viaggio said:"Just because, dude...just because.  I mean, why not?  Sure, there's ups and downs and well, all arounds, but isn't it kinda trippy?  Go with the flow and enjoy what you can.  I'll think of a reason for your existence later" said God.

Yep, God is a stoned-out divine force who either forgot to think of a purpose, procrastinated, or isn't sure of it himself.  If God hasn't created purpose for existence, then it doesn't exist.



:thumbup: :hippie: :lol:


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Turn on your lovelight, let it shine on me

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: lovelight]
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yah all that aside i love this idea. I think it may be closer to the truth than you think.


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: "Divine Hippy" Theory [Re: Viaggio]
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....aaaaaaaaand this is why i rarely come here.  :tongue:

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