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OfflineTysonTomko
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Dude i still want that chick....
    #4593613 - 08/29/05 01:57 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Seriously i want her so bad. She is like so hot and i just want her so bad. but now im like 2 hours away so i aint gonna see problay only like 1 weekend she prob will come up before xmas break. I really want her so bad but we are so far away and i know if i try to go out wit her it would be pointless cause i would cheat on her and vise versa.

So yea how should i say that i like her but i dont want to go out with her until like april when i leave school? Cause i hear she likes me and i like her and oh man i do. Dude if i was in my hometown i would so be boning her but college has basically screwed me for like 2 months now....


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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593616 - 08/29/05 01:57 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

*insert flame here*


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OfflineHuckleBones
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593618 - 08/29/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Mail her a box full of spiders.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593624 - 08/29/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Send her a bag of plucked pubic hair


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593626 - 08/29/05 01:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, you're so straight.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: HuckleBones]
    #4593628 - 08/29/05 01:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Why don't you cry about it?

I don't have any respect for a person who can't actually express their emotions but will bitch about them on the internet like you do.

I'm starting to think you must be a brilliant parody of a beerweed and not a real person. If so, well done.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593631 - 08/29/05 01:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You're only going to college for 2 months?


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Ravus]
    #4593647 - 08/29/05 02:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Spiders.


Manitou.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593650 - 08/29/05 02:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Plus she won't fuck you, you already tried and she rejected you. You're pathetic, LEAVE HER ALONE. She's probably going to get a restraining order on you.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Ravus]
    #4593652 - 08/29/05 02:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Ive always found crying to be silly. I havent cried in probably 8 years. I mean sure I get sad, but what does the physical act of liquid streaming from my eyes have to do with sadness? It just never made sense to me, however Im also a bit insane. I mean I dont have a problem with people who cry, however I find crying in excess to be annoying and an obvious attention grab.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593663 - 08/29/05 02:03 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'm sure she'll wait for you till April :lol:


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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TheCow]
    #4593664 - 08/29/05 02:04 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheCow said:
Ive always found crying to be silly. I havent cried in probably 8 years. I mean sure I get sad, but what does the physical act of liquid streaming from my eyes have to do with sadness? It just never made sense to me, however Im also a bit insane. I mean I dont have a problem with people who cry, however I find crying in excess to be annoying and an obvious attention grab.





Actually I think crying does do something in your brain to make you feel better.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #4593685 - 08/29/05 02:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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Hawkeye2 said:
*insert flame here*




my thoughts exactly :thumbup:......


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593686 - 08/29/05 02:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TysonTomko said:
Seriously i want her so bad. She is like so hot and i just want her so bad. but now im like 2 hours away so i aint gonna see problay only like 1 weekend she prob will come up before xmas break. I really want her so bad but we are so far away and i know if i try to go out wit her it would be pointless cause i would cheat on her and vise versa.

So yea how should i say that i like her but i dont want to go out with her until like april when i leave school? Cause i hear she likes me and i like her and oh man i do. Dude if i was in my hometown i would so be boning her but college has basically screwed me for like 2 months now....




just tell her the truth,
yer a masculine jock, void of emotions,
& that you are just going to use her for sex.



tomk! HEADBUTT ON 2!

READY?! BREAK!


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #4593687 - 08/29/05 02:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Actually you might be right. Ive always had this feeling that were I to start crying for a while, it would let out a lot of 'something'. Im not really sure, but it seems like it would feel pretty good afterwards. However no matter how sad I get I cant seem to cry.


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OfflineTysonTomko
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Boom]
    #4593694 - 08/29/05 02:07 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Booooom said:
I'm sure she'll wait for you till April :lol:





hell no dude i know she wouldnt.  like i want to tell her that i have needs and dont want to not do anything with a girl until april but when im done with college i definitly want her.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593703 - 08/29/05 02:08 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Oh


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593713 - 08/29/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Give invite her over a for a weekend and treat her to a couple roofie coladas.


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593721 - 08/29/05 02:11 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:crymeariver:


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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4593724 - 08/29/05 02:11 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Plus she won't fuck you, you already tried and she rejected you. You're pathetic, LEAVE HER ALONE. She's probably going to get a restraining order on you.





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fortyounces2freedom said:
Ahhhhhh shit on that!! Been there a couple times my friend. Can't let the little twit slip away that easy. Let me tell you how it's done. Slip the underage slut a couple a E's and she'll come around and drop that restraining order within a week. Trust me. :borfase:




Sound advice.

:thumbup::thumbup:


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