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Invisiblebf6
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Immigration Test
    #4275974 - 06/09/05 02:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through immigration. The Officer said, "Pedro, you have passed all of the test but there is still one more. Unless you pass you will not be allowed intot he U.S."

Pedro said, "I am ready".

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Green, Pink, and Yellow."

Pedro thought for a minute and said, "I am ready"

"The telephone goes green green green and then I pink it up and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro'".

Needless to say Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.

:wink:


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Re: Immigration Test [Re: bf6]
    #4275990 - 06/09/05 02:41 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I thought this was going to be a covertly worded thread about you trying to get San Pedro into the country when I started reading it.


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Immigration Test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4275997 - 06/09/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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