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drug testing ponderings
    #3560843 - 12/30/04 12:06 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

due to court shit I may be subject to drug tests for a couple months in the coming weeks. I want to be prepared.

Now I can admit to myself, I know for a fact I cannot go for months without ever smoking weed. The longest I've gone in 8-9 years of toking, is probably a week or two break..involuntarily.

So I know some basics about drug tests. THC is stored in fat cells... several factors determine how fast it leaves your body.. mainly.. metabolism, fat %, and amount of sweat and exercise. But the average is about 3 days for it to break down. Drinking water doesn't really do much besides dilute your piss.. and I don't know if I would trust those "flushers" besides they are expensive as fuck to be using more than once.

So what are some tried and true methods for passing drug tests, in the unlikely event that I will have to take them? I want to be prepared for the worst.. say I was tested every week (worst case scenario), and I only smoked a bowl or something every couple days. What are some steps I can take to ensure clean piss. I have a high as fuck metabolism already, and I'm like 3% body fat.. what are the ways to clean the system?


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3560876 - 12/30/04 12:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I've known several people to pass piss tests from those "flushers" you buy at GNC.


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: ld50negative1]
    #3560881 - 12/30/04 12:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

how much did they smoke on a daily basis? how soon before the test?

I don't just want to be relatively safe.. I want to take every possible measure.


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: ld50negative1]
    #3560883 - 12/30/04 12:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I know those work for job application type tests, I don't know about court ordered tests. I think they test for the drink too, supposedly...

I'd say get a friend's piss that's clean, but I think they watch the piss come out of your dick for that type of test.


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Boom]
    #3560885 - 12/30/04 12:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3560893 - 12/30/04 12:25 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Haha yeah that thing in the back of High Times...its ad is an animation of a construction worker at a urinal :lol:


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Boom]
    #3560896 - 12/30/04 12:26 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

well one of them... 3 to 4 times a week....

...another one of them on a near daily basis


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Boom]
    #3560897 - 12/30/04 12:27 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

They work pretty good from what I've heard... I guess that would be the only surefire way... aside from not doing drugs. But who can do that?  :tongue:


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3560945 - 12/30/04 12:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i am living with the possibility of getting tested also,and have been for the last 10 months(due to probation).i still smoke every friday cause i also have a high metabolism and low body fat.there really isn't a tried and true way to pass if you continue to smoke everyday.the best advise i can give you ,if you really want to take the risk, is to invest in some vitamin B2. this stuff turns you piss really yellow.a few hours before you have to take your test drinks lots of water to dilute your piss.the B2 will give your piss that non diluted look and everything should come out fine.you got to take the B2 everyday so you'll have it in your system.goodluck dude!


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3560971 - 12/30/04 12:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
But the average is about 3 days for it to break down.




I thought it took longer than that.

This site says it can take up to 11 weeks

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3560990 - 12/30/04 12:57 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I passed after not smoking for 22 days, before that I smoked daily.

Don't be a baby.

Just quit.

Or risk jail time.

Easy decision.


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3561005 - 12/30/04 01:03 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

how the hell could you get jail time for failing a drugs test?

(unless you're driving or something, but that doesn't sound like the situation here)


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: OJK]
    #3561060 - 12/30/04 01:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

well actually I could face jail time if I were to fail these drug tests since it would be court ordered. It may not even happen, I would just like to know what my chances are if I were to be very very careful.


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3561313 - 12/30/04 02:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

That's inhuman!

I can't believe anyone could be sent to jail for failing drug tests...

what are the circumstances of these possible court ordered tests, if you don't mind me asking?


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3561319 - 12/30/04 02:34 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

What a DISGUSTING ADDICTION you have.

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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: OJK]
    #3561328 - 12/30/04 02:36 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

revolves around my recent arrest in florida for possession of 2 grams of the world's safest and most useful plant :smirk:


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3561351 - 12/30/04 02:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

just lay off for a while, then do it occasionally...it kinda sucks but its MUCH better than jail time dude. sobriety is a trip in itself <3


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: oDin]
    #3561358 - 12/30/04 02:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I suppose I could try..


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: OJK]
    #3561374 - 12/30/04 02:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Failing a test could be a violation of probation... leading to re-sentencing.If it's a parole violation, they could revoke your parole... leading to you finishing your jail time :thumbdown:


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Re: drug testing ponderings [Re: Shroomism]
    #3561376 - 12/30/04 02:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'd say excercise a lot, I hear it helps.


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