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Funny Stuff
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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: JettaJay]
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Hhhhmmmmmmm thats interesting :smile:


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: Kerr]
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Damn...

It's too bad this product is only for women...

I could see it coming in handy in a bar :thumbup:

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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: Boom]
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haha thats funny shit


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: JettaJay]
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how awesome is that!? :laugh:
and no toilet paper required! lucky girls... lucky...


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: Locus]
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Do You wipe Your wiener with a toilet paper?


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: JettaJay]
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It reminds of the medicine dispensers I had as a kid. Except they were green and looked like alligators.

That product is a cheap imitation of the Lady J. Those things have been around for years. I had a girlfriend that used to bring one winter camping because at 2am, she wasn't about to get redressed and go into the cold to piss. I guess it worked....


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: Jim]
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oh god...is there anything worse than the 2am piss in ANY camping condition?

what's worse, freezing and stumbling around in the pitch black or
not sleeping trying to hold your piss?!


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: afoaf]
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not sleeping trying to hold your piss
esp after you jizz


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: ivi]
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i was kidding my man.. kiddddding!
man o man some people..


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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:

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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: grphish]
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if I have to pee, I can't bust.

whiskey dick


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: afoaf]
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afoaf said:
oh god...is there anything worse than the 2am piss in ANY camping condition?

what's worse, freezing and stumbling around in the pitch black or
not sleeping trying to hold your piss?!



I'll tell you whats worse then either....the worst night of my life!  I got sick as fuck while camping one christmas.  It was about 25 degrees farenheit and the wind was blowing about 40 mph.  I was standing in the cold wind, running a temperature of about 101, with no pants on, as I shit out one end and puked out the other.  This went on for many long miserable hours.  I would rather die then relive that night!!  :sad:

As for the 'get up and piss in the cold' verses 'try to hold it till morning' thing goes.  Fuck it, I just get up.  I hate holding it.  And I appreciate my toasty warm bag even that much more when I climb back in!


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: ToTheSummit]
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oh man....camping mud is never fun.


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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: ToTheSummit]
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I went backpacking once and caught the beaver fever.... that sucked... I had my group hike out without me. I stayed an extra two days. It was horrible. Damn winter camping water purification.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Funny Stuff [Re: Jim]
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beaver fever?

wtf?!


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