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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 3
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Ive yet to bump into Zef :bumpthread:
but I'm looking forward to it,
seems like a good guy.
Welcome and congrats Zef!:rockon:


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gentle and kind

Another way to live

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: LadysKnight] * 3
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if there was any doubt the evil penguin avatar dispelled it :rockon:

welcome and lfg!

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload] * 1
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Zef you seem cool as fuck and I appreciate what you bring to this place


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mistakes] * 8
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I had to be fashionably late for dramatic effect :grin:

Started mostly by lurking and made an account to get help, and man did I get help. My first grow stalled, posted in beef's all in one disaster thread and got advice to save the current situation, and help understanding it in the long run. Shit I couldn't have asked for more, I got handed a couple of fish but also the resources to learn how to fish myself.

During the process I started to get to know you all and I hope to make some mush needed long term friends here too

I plan to be contributing more soon. Got a 'Shroomery' spore to mushroom journal using some BV swabs Azure gave away from the market place that hopefully will be going to grain soon :mushroom2:

love you all, and thank you for the kind words! :heart:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Zef] * 4
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Guys I was on vacation somewhere without cell service! Haven’t even read the thread yet. Just wanted to say I’m not gone. Just was with fiances family with no service the last week and a half! So much to catch up on! I will go read now…


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: callmehippie] * 8
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callmehippie said:
LISTEN UP!!!

JOETHERAPIST

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.  YOUR PRESENCE HAS  BEEN REQUESTED.    PLEASE JOIN US TO ACCEPT YOUR NOTM NOMINATION.


CAN EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND JOIN US IN CELEBRATING THE OFFICIAL 70TH N.O.T.M!!!!



          JOETHERAPIST THE OFFICAL 70TH N.O.T.M

    Joe the rapist!?:lol:

Joetherapist says he isn't a therapist so.....
He must have a fun sense of humor.

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*Not a therapist - Do not take advice from me

Be nice. You are loved. You deserve happiness. You are not alone.

.........................................


Im very happy to introduce  the next notm winner. 

This dude caught my eye immediately.  A very long time lurker. That was locked    outta his old account. So He
Made a new one and decided to actually participate in our community.

Technically hes a noob.    One that you can Tell has been paying alot of attention the the whole time he  was lurking.






You are the first to comment on the double entendre! Glad you see it. Not a rapist either tho… just to be clear.

Awww thank you!!! Literally the day I left for vacation!!! But this is the best to come back to!! Thank you hippie!!! I feel bad I just got to see this but your are the ones that make it happen!!! I have tons of new stuff to add! Stoned gummies I made. Have some swabs for some luck folks soon. Thank you all!!!

I guess this community is alright :shoppingcart:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: JoeTherapist] * 1
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Its all good Joe.   

We're glad you're back.
Not gonna lie.  We were all a lil bummed.

I did remember you saying you had just finished your Masters and I had suggested maybe it was possible you were on vacation or just away from your phone having a good time.

Really glad that was the case. :hatsoff:

Lots of people around here will be willing to give you any type of culture you're interested in..all you have to do  is ask for it.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: callmehippie] * 1
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Hell ya.  The council was worried about ya joe . Some thouhht maybe you were upset or maybe something tragic happned . I correctly said "perhaps hes just on vacay and partying somewhere without cell service"  lol told ya dudes.

Anyhow thanks
For everything bud .  Welcome back .


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: JoeTherapist] * 3
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You are the first to comment on the double entendre! Glad you see it. Not a rapist either tho… just to be clear.





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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload]
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Yeah! Life is nuts! We were in Maine. It was super fun! Got to hang out with the future in laws. I graduated, but now my business partner wants me to actually work… ugh. It’s so so hard for me to work from home. But I’m doing it and it’s keeping me crazy busy. I’m also going to a Music festival in 2 weeks so I will disappear again.

I actually have some swabs from the tall ass squaty mac and some b+ I am going to post.

I REALLY need to case my ATL7 box can I use just cactus soil? Idk if I have time to make a casing. I’m just too busy right now. There is a pin growing from the side of the tub do we REALLY need a casing? Haha :spank:


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Be nice. You are loved. You deserve happiness. You are not alone.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: JoeTherapist] * 4
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JoeTherapist said:
Yeah! Life is nuts! We were in Maine. It was super fun! Got to hang out with the future in laws. I graduated, but now my business partner wants me to actually work… ugh. It’s so so hard for me to work from home. But I’m doing it and it’s keeping me crazy busy. I’m also going to a Music festival in 2 weeks so I will disappear again.

I actually have some swabs from the tall ass squaty mac and some b+ I am going to post.

I REALLY need to case my ATL7 box can I use just cactus soil? Idk if I have time to make a casing. I’m just too busy right now. There is a pin growing from the side of the tub do we REALLY need a casing? Haha :spank:


So no rape?
:sheepfucker:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: DV8DUG] * 1
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Hell yeah, Maine is sick. Congrats on the NOTM


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fontinalis666] * 3
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DV8DUG said:
So no rape?
:sheepfucker:



I mean I’m open to new experiences… just don’t be too rough with me. :howyoudoing:

fontinalis666 said:
Hell yeah, Maine is sick. Congrats on the NOTM


Thank you! It was so sick. I feel bad, they all live there and my girl is from back east, we now live on the west coast and in another country part time. But I love nature and was nerding out super hard. It was beautiful and the weather was perfect the whole time. Hot take - Maine has some of the best dispo weed in the US. I only went to med dispos but you get a free med card if you spend more than $25.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: JoeTherapist]
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That's lit ✨


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An enigma some caerulescens n a mono 😎

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bloodssonnew]
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Yeah the dispos are pretty rad, it's a quality driven market for sure. There's certainly plenty of bottom of the barrel dad weed spots, but it's largely fairly boutique places and smaller cultivators. I def got cheaper weed out west when I visited a couple years ago, but I def prefer smoking stuff from out here. At least you've got good reason to come back east and visit!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fontinalis666] * 5
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Today we celebrate the 72nd. OFFICAL NOTM. 


            DIVINEVERDANCE

PLEASE TAKE A BOW

ITS YOUR TURN TO SHINE MY FRIEND.




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All right here we go. 

This one is gonna be short and sweet.

ONE PHRASE  CAN SUMM UP THIS MEMBER

          "MOST IMPROVED" 

I know I speak for the rest of us when I say.  Man am I so so so happy to get to be adding you to our very special club.

You absolutely deserve it. 

You've come some a long way from when you first started out here. 

I know I also speak  for the rest of us when I say you had a really rough start here.  You rubbed pretty much everyone the wrong way.  I specifically remember you saying at one point you were purposely trying to obtain as many ignores as you could.

Slowly over time though. you allowed yourself to start opening up to us and became more of an active member in our community..

I personally have never ever seen somebody struggle as much as when it comes to growing mushrooms.

More importantly ive never seen somebody struggle as much as  and fail endlessly  Without ever even talking about  giving up.. 

Seriously guys I'm talking about watching somebody fail  over and over and over and over again for more than a year straight.

And this guy just kept coming back with the attitude of I'm going to make it happen Whether you guys Believe it or not! 


And I am very happy to say that after all of that determination and hard work and failure. He  remained patient and humble and finally has successfully pushed out his first flush!!

Check it out!

I always had faith in you dude I'm very honored to be able to do this write  up for you. And I just can't wait to see how you continue to progress from here.

We all know how amazing and magical it is when you finally get that first successful grow. Hold on to that feeling and get to work my man.  You've got alot of catching up to do..



DIVINE STAND UP BRO AND ACCEPT THIS AWARD FROM ALL OF US HERE. YOU ABSOLUTELY BELONG HERE.  AND WE GOT YOUR BACK FROM HERE ON OUT..



feel free to say something if you'd like.:hatsoff:


☆hippie☆


Ps.

It's very likely a few  of you guys have have him on ignore.  Hes definitely misunderstood. 

Its safe to say hes one of us  now. And not worthy of all those ignores anymore.

Everybody who makes these nominations happen behind the scenes are super proud of him.


If yall havnt left Divine a positive rating  by now.  I urge you to do so. 

As I said he's definitely misunderstood. He stuck it out through some really hard times to get to where he's gotten now.

To see that type of transformation is truly magical and exactly what we look for in a NOTM.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: callmehippie] * 1
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:uhoh: idk how I got on the list first!

This guys got some serious dedication and not just messing around he's definitely learning and improving 🤍

Never ignored ya only watched u grow from the sidelines :rockon: congratulations and keep up the efforts :happiness:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bloodssonnew] * 1
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Well done DIVINEVERDANCE

:leocheers:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: langten69] * 1
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Grats divine!!!!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Rasmodius] * 3
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Divineverdance, what can I say man. I guess struggle isn't new to you and as sorry as I was learning this it seems to have made you just brush failure of your shoulder and keep moving forward like an unstoppable force :n00bslayer:

I really hope you decide to stick around here with us for a long time and know and feel that you belong here, it's been frustrating but also very fun to watch your journey to your first fruits and I would enjoy seeing your next, congratulations dude :rockon:



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Some fungi are only edible once.”
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