Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

MagicBag.co Shop: All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck, Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag, Contam-Resistant All-In-One Grow Bags

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]
How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend?
    #25667320 -

Hi 
For me the better thing That could happen right now is to get a girlfriend. So This is not todays wish, is a wish That i have for a long time and now Im expressing it.

The thing ...my problem..is i canot connect with any girl that is single or wants the same thing as i do, if they are engaged or they are not interested in me.
I Wander around coffeshops and bars but i cant make the approach because Im very used to being rejected.

So Im always doing things alone and Im attracted to almost all girls That take a glance at me.

This is getting very serious for me psychologically because its my WILL and my WISH to have a girlfriend no matter how Many of you say its good to BE single and What so if not. I just dont want to BE single anymore, neither it has to BE my soulmate..just a girlfriend just One..

Please give me some pro advice, Im Willing to to do anything to have a girlfriend

Lets hope at the end of This post i already got One, and whoever wants to follow it too, There are plenty to all eheh

Come on Tell me how it is i got to do
Best wishes

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 1
    #25667325 -

Tinder?


--------------------

"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 2
    #25667326 -

join a club or something to find a gf with common interest, or find one at the mental hospital thats what I did


--------------------
For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: gopher] * 8
    #25667360 -

Maybe start by not trying to conquer another human?  Most people want to develop a relationship, not feel like they're being forced into one.  Also, there is merit to the idea that most love is found when you're not looking for it.  The timeweaver(e.c.c.o., the h.g.a., 'higher self') arranges coincidences to occur out ov khaos.  If one's will is in accord with the current ov love, and not the misappropriation ov it, then you will be drawn into the current by co-incidence weaved into being.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: lavod] * 1
    #25667368 -

Got friends? Go to a festival or something and your group could find another group and hang with them. Maybe one of them is girlfriend material

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: lavod] * 2
    #25667375 -

lavod said:
Maybe start by not trying to conquer another human? 


That was my first thought when I read the title, but by the end of the post I realized that OP likely doesn’t speak English as a first language.  So I think he just miscommunicated his question.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 2
    #25667383 -

Imo, you TRY to fuck girls. You don't TRY to get into relationships. They just kinda happen. Talk to girls you find attractive. See where it leads, don't even flirt. If it goes somewhere, great. If it doesn't, sucks. That's how it goes. There is no "conquering" to be done, and that really answers a lot of questions on its own. Your whole mindset and approach to this seems flawed.

That's just my approach, at least. Passive. I don't like pick-up lines or trying to push the conversation towards a more flirty direction. That's how you find yourself in long-terms, imo. If you want a short term, go to a bar, or any place with alcohol. If you talk to 5 girls, one of them will be attracted to you enough to take ya somewhere.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 8
    #25667384 -

Fat girls like to be conquered.  Then they conquer you.


--------------------
"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #25667459 -

Just out of curiosity I looked through your post history. I gotta' be honest man, you look like you have serious problems.


You're not going to be able to build a lasting house on a weak foundation, get yourself straightened out 1st, then worry about relationships. Anything else will be a waste of time. Don't worry about that right now.


I don't know anything about mental illness so maybe someone who does can offer some advice to get you in the right direction. From my undeucated perspective you need to find a doctor that will wean you off of medications or at least on to the right ones in a safe manner, rather than just throwing additional perscriptions at you.


Get established on a career path, work out and be healthy, earn success and from there then you'll gain confidence. Women will be no problem after that - but you need to address the most pressing issues first, not the symptoms of them.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #25667600 -

Morel Guy said:
Fat girls like to be conquered.  Then they conquer you.


This is a serious post, don't take it lightly OP


--------------------
Trees is dead, this is his mum posting



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: sui]
    #25667602 -

aka the destroyer of dreams for average looking guys


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 3
    #25667704 -




Edited by UpSyndrome (12/09/18 11:21 AM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25667715 -

Ugly bastard

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25667735 -

Just hold on loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
You're gonna loose control

Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
Don't let her slip away

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider] * 1
    #25667752 -

I'll be your girlfriend. 



hey do you like being tied up?


what are your parents like?  did you have a happy childhood growing up?  how is your relationship with your mother?  these are all important questions I ask potential future partners.


oh yeah, are you employed?  lol


--------------------
When telling the truth becomes an act of treason, and society chooses delusion and deception over fundamental reality, you've been invaded and infiltrated by other beings that have now integrated into your country and community.  Bless our reptile overlords who control, harvest, and eat us.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: sprinkles]
    #25667764 -

Ill tie you up..

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25667779 -

no.  I tie, not you.


--------------------
When telling the truth becomes an act of treason, and society chooses delusion and deception over fundamental reality, you've been invaded and infiltrated by other beings that have now integrated into your country and community.  Bless our reptile overlords who control, harvest, and eat us.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25667789 -

Tinder works like magic.
Try it out.

Don't try so hard.
You have to meet them and woo them before you start hollering relationship.

Work out.
It's plenty of gym chicks to practice on.:shrug:
Plus you'll get ripped and attract more chicks so it's really a win win.

I know what its like to be lonely my dude.
It will turn around for yah im sure!:hug:

trees said:
Morel Guy said:
Fat girls like to be conquered.  Then they conquer you.


This is a serious post, don't take it lightly OP


:rofl:
Im not afraid to ride the moped in front of my friend's.


--------------------

A Man Must Learn To Sail In All Winds.:bliss: RIP ModestMouse & Big Worm:heart:

Edited by BattyKoda (12/09/18 10:43 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: sprinkles]
    #25667802 -

sprinkles said:
I'll be your girlfriend. 



hey do you like being tied up?


what are your parents like?  did you have a happy childhood growing up?  how is your relationship with your mother?  these are all important questions I ask potential future partners.


oh yeah, are you employed?  lol


I can answer in lieu ov.  Can i be your boyfriend and/or girlfriend?

Quote:
hey do you like being tied up?


Yes.

Quote:
what are your parents like?


Overflowing garbage bags left out during a strike.

Quote:
did you have a happy childhood growing up?


Not really.  Ups and downs but moreso the latter.  Not too terrible though.

Quote:
how is your relationship with your mother?


I have'nt seen her since i was 17.  I talked to her on the phone like 2yrs ago because my grandfather thought that she was throwing rocks at his window.  I told her to stop.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: How in the world I can conquer a girlfriend? [Re: Spiralspider]
    #25667833 -

I dont know man, sounds like you are not even trying.

Get used to being rejected a lot more


--------------------
Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]

MagicBag.co Shop: All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck, Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag, Contam-Resistant All-In-One Grow Bags

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* escort services
( 1 2 all )		 trent 5,878 36 01/08/12 05:52 PM
by NWlight
* i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf evenbreak 1,769 14 05/03/14 08:47 PM
by Bassfreak
* How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 SporeDrinker 8,031 91 03/23/06 11:58 AM
by inoculatedGreif
* Ever become attracted to someone that you werent attracted to?
( 1 2 3 all )		 freddurgan 7,544 43 02/04/10 05:01 PM
by Ego Questio
* tinder? berdinwall 724 6 04/08/14 08:25 PM
by NWlight
* Moving Homes, Tinder & The Search For A New Dealer. *DELETED* coycoy 3,508 2 03/24/14 03:47 AM
by coycoy
* The race that attracts you the most?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )		 SirTripAlot 35,666 100 01/01/09 02:22 PM
by uber_aj
* Why am I always attracted to insecure girls with lots of baggage?
( 1 2 all )		 dr0mni 5,392 22 08/04/09 02:21 AM
by TheHandOfDoom

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
962 topic views. 3 members, 270 guests and 169 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.042 seconds spending 0.01 seconds on 18 queries.