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Invisibleevenbreak
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i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf
    #19936215 - 05/03/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

i've been on tinder for 2 weeks and this was the only girl who responded to me lol. not really too helpful for my self-esteem. She's kind of average looking, but i wouldn't mind tapping it.

But she lives 22 miles away, and I asked her to see a play with me, then I thought about the gas, the bridge toll($5), the parking(it's in sf, so $12), and paying for her and my ticket($30), and then maybe paying for her drinks too, just for the possibility of relations with a girl that i'm not that crazy about who lives far away from me.

so i told her my grandma's in the hospital and can't make it.

i don't know. what do you guys think about tinder? am i just ugly?

now im home with no plans on a saturday and probably going to jerk it. i guess mistakes were made.


Edited by evenbreak (05/03/14 02:07 PM)


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Invisiblethelanzii

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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: evenbreak]
    #19936221 - 05/03/14 02:08 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

be a complete tool
photoshop ur pics
lie blatantly
tinder is for quick smashing nothing more
I would never date a chick I met on tinder


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: evenbreak]
    #19936226 - 05/03/14 02:09 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

tinder dates suck. Never pay for a tinder date. Also, the girl will never be either a) as cool or b) as pretty as they seem when you meet them. Good luck brother.


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: evenbreak]
    #19936248 - 05/03/14 02:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Goddamn man. Just get a hooker to get that first dick wetting, and overcome your fear of the pussy.


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: Dark_Star]
    #19936286 - 05/03/14 02:25 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Evenbreak eh, seems you came up short this time.. Haha!    :downsrim:


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InvisibleEndure
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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: The5thElement]
    #19936489 - 05/03/14 03:24 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

fuck tinder.

its Extremely fucking shallow and is not worth it


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: Endure] * 1
    #19936496 - 05/03/14 03:25 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

lol wtf is tinder


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #19936501 - 05/03/14 03:27 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Little twigs & shit that you start a fire with.


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: Dark_Star]
    #19936517 - 05/03/14 03:32 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

how does that get u a date


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: morrowasted] * 6
    #19936523 - 05/03/14 03:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

If you can start a fire out in the woods you become known as a provider. Birches love providers.


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #19936527 - 05/03/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:well played


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #19936665 - 05/03/14 04:21 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: musiclover420] * 3
    #19936772 - 05/03/14 04:54 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I met a girl on Tinder last week that is 5 years younger than me and met up with her at a bar a few days ago. She showed up absolutely wasted, drove home, and is possibly in jail for drunk driving. She blocked me on facebook and tinder and refuses to respond to the only message I sent her after, "What's good today lady?". It hilarious because this is the first date ive been on in a year and thats how it went.

On the up side, I fucked the shit out of my friends best lady friend last night. She busted out the toys, choked the life outta me, no hole was left untouched, we broke her bed, closet doors and screen door fucking for 2.5 hrs straight. Then we smoked a fat bowl and passed out, I could give two fucks about that immature bitch on Tinder now :cool:


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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: tealeaf]
    #19936800 - 05/03/14 05:01 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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tealeaf said:
I met a girl on Tinder last week that is 5 years younger than me and met up with her at a bar a few days ago. She showed up absolutely wasted, drove home, and is possibly in jail for drunk driving. She blocked me on facebook and tinder and refuses to respond to the only message I sent her after, "What's good today lady?". It hilarious because this is the first date ive been on in a year and thats how it went.

On the up side, I fucked the shit out of my friends best lady friend last night. She busted out the toys, choked the life outta me, no hole was left untouched, we broke her bed, closet doors and screen door fucking for 2.5 hrs straight. Then we smoked a fat bowl and passed out, I could give two fucks about that immature bitch on Tinder now :cool:



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Re: i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19937693 - 05/03/14 08:47 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

this thread makes me :lolsy:


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