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Invisiblesakura
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Registered: 02/08/04
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Loc: Japan
How do you sniff your farts?
    #2546151 - 04/10/04 08:13 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Share your technique with the rest of us and complete my little poll (see below)
What's your technique?
You may choose only one


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Invisiblesakura
Aussie Expat

Registered: 02/08/04
Posts: 592
Loc: Japan
Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546155 - 04/10/04 08:17 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Inside the house I have to use a variation of the 'shoelace' technique (No shoes inside the house here in Japan...). Checking the carpet for lint is a great alternative!


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OfflineHarvestTheBrain
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Registered: 07/14/03
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546168 - 04/10/04 08:28 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

gonna have to go with the blatant one...just waft the air from your ass to your face using your hand, you wont miss a thing

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Anonymous

Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546225 - 04/10/04 08:58 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

im a 'blatant' farta
wow sakura what are you doing in japan?
i've always loved their gardens and the way they blend their homes into the earth! :thumbup:

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OfflineChiefThunderbong
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546239 - 04/10/04 09:06 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Is the scratch and sniff supposed to be the palm bomb?


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Invisibleeric_the_redS
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546283 - 04/10/04 09:31 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

"I don't fart (I'm a Vegetarian)"

:wtf:
those vegerasses fart more than all others combined.


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Anonymous

Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: eric_the_red]
    #2546291 - 04/10/04 09:35 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

eric_the_red said:
"I don't fart (I'm a Vegetarian)"

:wtf:
those vegerasses fart more than all others combined.




damn straight,have you ever smelt farts after eating brussel sprouts? :noway:

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OfflineSnape
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546336 - 04/10/04 10:04 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

Not totally related to the topic, but funny nonetheless.


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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: Snape]
    #2546344 - 04/10/04 10:10 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

"usually requires wiping"
  :lol:

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InvisibleTODAY
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Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2547172 - 04/10/04 08:31 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

1. make a cup shape out of hand
2. lower cupped hand to anus
3. fart
4. swiftly move fart gas in cupped hand to nose
5. enjoy fart smell


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Registered: 07/16/02
Posts: 1,533
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2547328 - 04/10/04 09:51 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I like to wait until I'm in an enclosed space (preferably with other people). I not only get to enjoy the smell of my fart for a prolonged period, but, should other people be sharing the space with me, they also get to sample the fart more thoroughly.


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