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twelvelookslikeu
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: zappaisgod]
#21995140 - 07/25/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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twelvelookslikeu said: But I like my farts
Maybe first grade my daughter was asked to write something about her parents. The little shit wrote "My daddy likes the smell of his farts."
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when i went to bisco last week we got a hotel btwn 4 of us so we had to sleep in a bed with anther dude and at one point i forgot i was in a bed with someone else cuz i was so tired and ripped the fattest fart ever lol
that was funny
when you sleep on your side its like the perfect position to fart and thats why you fart in bed so much
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Bassfreak]
#21995249 - 07/25/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But we all do that, right? I mean, come on, admit it. Every time you fart, you sniff a little. Have a little smell, you know?
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Satyr604]
#21995252 - 07/25/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you know a fart is bad when you cant handle your own stench lol
those rotten eggs farts
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Bassfreak]
#21995269 - 07/25/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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my girl's been trying to get me to fart in front of her for awhile. i've lost track of how many times she's done it front of me. i just can't bring myself to do it just yet. she'll like push on my stomach like "you got anything?"
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: millzy] 2
#21995280 - 07/25/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds very erotic
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it's very strange to be honest. but, so is she.
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: millzy] 2
#21995298 - 07/25/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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next time ur next to her pull her head down towards ur butt in a forceful manner and lay one on her
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: zZZz]
#21995307 - 07/25/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nothing says' "I love you" to a lady than when her man Dutch-Ovens her.
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: zZZz]
#21995308 - 07/25/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Bassfreak]
#21995325 - 07/25/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: you know a fart is bad when you cant handle your own stench lol
those rotten eggs farts
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: zappaisgod]
#21995328 - 07/25/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Bassfreak said: you know a fart is bad when you cant handle your own stench lol
those rotten eggs farts
I cleared a walleyball court once, including the referees in the balcony. One of my finest moments
lol thats awesome
one day i wish to do that...
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Bassfreak]
#21995338 - 07/25/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is making me wonder why I don't fart much.
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: zappaisgod]
#21995349 - 07/25/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Bassfreak said: you know a fart is bad when you cant handle your own stench lol
those rotten eggs farts
I cleared a walleyball court once, including the referees in the balcony. One of my finest moments
Farts are meant to be shared.
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Re: Dont fart in the bed man [Re: Le_Canard]
#21995490 - 07/25/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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A fart unshared is like a tree that falls in the forest with no one around to hear it.
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nicechrisman said: Sounds very erotic
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: This thread is making me wonder why I don't fart much.
Right?
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